Corrupt a wish!

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:28 am

Granted, Fish shaped crackers, fish shaped candies, fish shaped dirt, fish shaped ethyl benzene, pull and peel liquorice, candy coated peanut butter pieces shaped like fish, alpha resins, unsaturated polyester resins, 1 tablespoon granulated rhubarb, 1 tablespoon rhubarb on fire, one cross-borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb and the list goes on a lot more that's just off the top of my head

I wish I hadn't woke up at half 7 on a Friday.

p33wii · Post by **p33wii** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:24 am

You didn't, it was earlier, now you wake up at 0540 like me

I wish that the cake wasn't a lie.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:07 pm

Congratulations! You've just ruined a 5 year old's hopes of finally getting his first birthday cake since the family was so poor that they couldn't afford it before and because you took the last cake that was on sale everywhere...

I wish for a happy glee.

p33wii · Post by **p33wii** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:38 pm

You get mine... Now I'm sad for the 5 year old...

I wish she/he would get the cake...

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:05 pm

He/She does, but it's already past his birthday, and the cake has become spoiled due to no refrigeration in the lapse you had it.

I wish for ∞.

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:44 pm

You get eternity instead.

I wish I could go to the Smithsonian museum this weekend.

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:46 pm

You can go, but they had to close for repairs.
I wish there were more good webcomics to read...

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:59 pm

There are now so many that Housepets! is forgotten. Way to go!

I wish I lived near the mountains instead of the beaches.

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:06 pm

Granted, but one of the mountains is an active volcano

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Pepsi

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:11 pm

You drown in Pepsi.

I wish for life.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:16 pm

You had a baby.

I wish i was at the 60's

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:19 pm

You are now 50 years older...

(P.S. I can't find the thread for banners)

I wish for the sky!

Buxancrecl · Post by **Buxancrecl** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:25 pm

The sky was just glass artwork. It shatters and the pieces fall on you.

I wish my feet paws would stop hurting =/

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:27 pm

Granted, you no longer have feet.

I wish more people would be logged on.

Buxancrecl · Post by **Buxancrecl** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:32 pm

Granted, there are now so many people that it occupies all the bandwidth and forces the Housepets! page to be closed for the next few months.

I wish that I could stop being so distracted and finally take my shower...

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:09 pm

Granted, but it has to be a cold shower.

I wish to experience the extreme limits of human endurance.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:44 am

You do, but then you pass the limits and become squished by the building you were subsequently trying to pick up.

I wish for a shiny star.

Buxancrecl · Post by **Buxancrecl** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:53 am

Granted, but it dulls the moment it is in your possession.

I wish my parents weren't so strict.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:03 am

Granted. Your parent's strictness are the norm, therefore, some other 5 year old get even stricter parents...

I wish for a weegee hat.

Buxancrecl · Post by **Buxancrecl** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 8:42 pm

Granted but the hat is manufactured oddly and you end up having stains on the hat. In other words, they ruined your hat and didn't bother fixing it.

I wish I could meet Amaterasu in it's wolf form.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 8:57 pm

You meet her, but she bites you.

I wish i had a Mercedes Benz

Buxancrecl · Post by **Buxancrecl** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 9:14 pm

Granted. Next up, a crash and a burn.

I wish I were 13 years old for the rest of my existence.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:15 pm

Granted. You die the next day.

I wish for bunches of lols.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:19 pm

Granted. But you lol so hard, that you break your laugh box.

I wish i had a cookie.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:22 pm

Granted. It was Tiggy's cookie. You don't mess with Tiggy's cookie...*cough*It's poisoned*cough*

I wish for a wish which will negate this wish from ever being wished in the first place, therefore creating a paradox and therefore creating a 4th dimensional warphole.

Buxancrecl · Post by **Buxancrecl** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:25 pm

Granted. You are sucked into the fourth dimension warp hole and are never seen again

I wish for a noncorruptable wish.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:27 pm

Congratulations! You get it, but now you just wasted your wish.

I wish for a 3-up moon.

Buxancrecl · Post by **Buxancrecl** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:29 pm

It was a fake, and you die because it was EVIL!!! :O

I wish I had more time and money to do the things I want.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:44 pm

Granted. But you had so much time, that you wasted it and losed it.

I wish i can travel space-time.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:55 pm

Granted. You fall to your death 3 seconds before time-traveling and sucked in to the sun's gravity after space-traveling.

I wish for dipping dots.

p33wii · Post by **p33wii** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:09 am

You get them, but then you drop them.

I wish that my after school service would allow the use of forums.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:55 am

They do, but they are really grammar nazis.

I wish for a day.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:06 am

Alright, but that is all you get, then it is back to the corner with you. :/

I wish for more trees.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:37 pm

Granted. They suck up all of the earth's water supply, leaving it an uninhabitable place.

I wish for a loop.

Buxancrecl · Post by **Buxancrecl** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:39 pm

Granted. It goes round... And round... And round... And round... *SHATTER* say goodbye to the loop.

I wish AP World History (WHAP as you may know it) wasn't so difficult. =/

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:43 pm

Buxancrecl wrote:Granted. It goes round... And round... And round... And round... *SHATTER* say goodbye to the loop.

I wish AP World History (WHAP as you may know it) wasn't so difficult. =/

Granted. Now it's harder!

I wish my friends would log on to Skype.

Buxancrecl · Post by **Buxancrecl** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:53 pm

Granted, but soon after, you are permanently banned from Skype for no reason. They know your IP, so you can't log in using your internet ever again.

I wish that ladders could be a lot less intimidating to me.

Mr. Noms · Post by **Mr. Noms** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:02 pm

All ladders have been shrunk to a useless size, thus making them far less intimidating but far less useful.

I wish for a sunny day.

copper · Post by **copper** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:37 pm

Get ready for ten years of drought.

I wish for the Evil Eye.

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:15 am

You get the eye of sauron and it enslaves you.

I wish for the halo movie to be based on the ghosts of onyx