Attack the above poster

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 12:09 pm

I devour them and assail you myself.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:50 am

i toss cellar spider eggs at you!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:51 am

I summon the moon to crush you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:56 am

I have you stung by a scorpion.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:32 am

I deny all possibilities of any couple you are shipping.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:25 pm

I turn you into mouse and have an eagle come at you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:57 pm

I call and get Jeeves to throw boiling, salty tea in your eyes.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:02 pm

I stick your nose in a hornet's nest.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:32 pm

I introduce you to a alien facehugger. And then a few zombies.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:45 pm

I introduce you to a 3 storey tall Van Der Graff generator.

Firenze · Post by **Firenze** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 5:19 pm

I introduce you to my fist! It's so happy to see you!

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:17 pm

I introduce you to MARS!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:19 pm

I pull your hair.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:22 pm

I pull your ears!

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:12 am

I pull you down.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:31 am

I pull you down some stairs.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:43 am

I push you down an escalator.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:46 am

I throw you through a building and then slam you through it's roof and drop another building on you.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:50 am

I do that to you, but with planets instead of buildings.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:02 am

Toss saturns rings at you like a chakram!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:40 am

I Create a blazing hurricane of Razor Leaf. Critical hit! It's super effective!

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:53 pm

I stick an air compressor in your mouth and blow you up like a balloon.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:08 pm

I trap you in in a dead end with a bomb in bomberman.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:09 pm

I stick you on stage in front of a large audience with a microphone and without your pants.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:10 pm

Just another day at the office...
I make you eat a flag.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:24 pm

I make you eat the flag pole.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:57 pm

I focus the sun on you with a giant magnifying glass.
That or I make you read the sun newspaper.

(both hurt your eyes to glance at)

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:47 pm

I have Rita Skeeter put an article about you in the Daily Prophet.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:52 pm

I cover you in paper mache!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Oct 05, 2013 2:09 am

I place you in GTA as a civilian NPC. You cannot despawn.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Sat Oct 05, 2013 12:42 pm

I randomly crash into you when your trying to get away from the cops!

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Sat Oct 05, 2013 3:45 pm

i throw you in a nuclier weapons testing ground

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Oct 05, 2013 3:56 pm

I tell everyone you are a part of the rebel alliance and a spy!

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Sat Oct 05, 2013 4:37 pm

i put a hole in a microwave door and puts your face infront of it so you get radioactive *turns on microwave*

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:11 am

I coat your cooking pots in gasoline right before you start cooking!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Oct 06, 2013 5:54 am

I lock you in a meat fridge.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:55 am

I attack you with Skunks.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Oct 06, 2013 8:22 am

I freeze your brain!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Oct 06, 2013 8:32 am

I force feed you 50 litres of Salted Caramel Ice cream to get the same result.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Oct 06, 2013 9:32 am

I introduce you to a lava coated metroid. Can't freeze it... No hope...