The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: Locust (webcomic)
Put in: iMac G4 OS X 10.4.11
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you get an incredibly confused seth
I put in my recycling
I think in Non-sequiturs


"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"


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Gah?!
What am I supposed to do with a confused god!?!
Say....... can I use Blender on you....?

You get: Non recyclable plastic bottles
Put in: Out dated redundant NDSL
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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I'd prefer to remain unblended if it's all the same to you
You get an updated whatever doohicky that is
I Put in a bar of soap.
I think in Non-sequiturs


"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"


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You get: Washing-up liquid
Put in: Pepsi
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you get a coke
:twisted:
Put in an RC cola
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you get a coke
:twisted:
Awww man!
Get: Freeway cola
Put in: my disappointment.
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You get: A lifetime supply of anti-depressents.

I pull in: a glass of water.
Love me right now! Done.
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you get dehydration
I put in a blank CD
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You get: bland floppy disk.
Put in: anti depressants
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You get: Rainbows and unicorns.

I pull in: Twilight Sparkle.
Love me right now! Done.
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You get: Tinkerbell
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You get:
the fake 2012 apocalypse

Puts in:
Mass Hysteria!
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You get: REAL 2012 APOCALYPSE!!!
Puts in: going to bed
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You get: Nightmares. (Sleep tight.)

I pull in: More orange soda.
Love me right now! Done.
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You get a drunk King

Puts in: a small child
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you get a visit from CPS
put's in, a raincoat
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You get a sharp object.

Puts in a cookie.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You, sir, get an empty cookie jar.
[-puts in a water bottle-]
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You get: filled water bottle.
Puts in: bad mood.
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You, sir, will eventually receive Happiness! C:Image
Don't hurt me! >o<;;
[-Puts in a calculator-]
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You get: math homework.

I pull in: the JAWS OF LIFE!
Love me right now! Done.
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You get: Book Of Death.
Puts in: Rainbow cake
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You get: The tray the cake was on, but It's empty.

That was tasty cake.

I pull in: Napkins.
Love me right now! Done.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You, sir, get a cravat. o3o
[-Puts in a cassette-]
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You get: mp3 player
Puts in: empty cake tray.
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You, sir, get...Image
[-puts in Companion Cube-] ;-;
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You get: a very affectionate friend.

I pull in: a waffle iron.
Love me right now! Done.
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You get: A vegetarian.
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You get: New years resolutions.

I pull in: the concept of humor.
Love me right now! Done.
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You get: complex philosophy.
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you get concentrated awesome
Put's in paycheck
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You get: Paycheck (movie)
Puts in: concentrated awsome
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you get a copy of SHaun of the Dead
puts in a smarmy british man
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You get: Lions Blend black tea
Puts in: Shaun (without the dead)
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you get to keep his wallet!
puts in a cricket bat
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You Get:
"You got red on you"

I Insert:
Winchester.
Doing dumb things is what makes us normal humans.
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You get: polly pocket
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get a nice cold pint of G..................., um................., apple juice.
I put in peace lilly
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get nuclear warfare.

puts in THE BIG RED BUTTON!!! *GASP*
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