Housepets!

^ Has nice pants
< Has nicer pants
V Has the nicest pants

^ Has nice pants
< Doesn't care about pants at all. (but that doesn't mean < doesn't wear them)
v Must NOT mention pants.

^ Pajamas?
< Pajamas...
V Pajamas!

^ Girdle
< Is the professor
V Do a flip

^ Youtube is cool!
< loves Youtube
V reveal your favourite comic book to us

^ Is not fourteen ninjas
< Will not reveal that his favorite comic book was Captain America until they got into the ridiculous post Civil War s*** that they try to pass off as a real plot despite the fact that we all know the gigantic cop out they pulled was nothing but bull. Seriously, they were all just clones? That is why < can no longer read Marvel while he still has self respect.
V Will try to argue against that last statement

^ LOL NOP YER WRNG BEST ARC EVR STFU NOOB.


< Has never read any DC or Marvel comic sadly.


v Will be a ninja with a hat shaped like a ninja with a hat.

^ OMG NEVER READ A MARVEL OR D/C COMIC!

< OMG I'm a ninja...THAT'S AWESOME!

V Throws shuriken at V

^ is a ninja! sweet!

< throws a ninja star at... him self?...

V will be my shield against my self.

^ Needs protection from himself
< Fails at his guard duties
V Must reply with all memes

^ is not all that serious

< Just lost the game!

V climbs aboard the fail boat.

^ Fails away
< Jumps for joy
V is landed on by <

^ OH NOES
< feels his legs break
v must splint <'s legs

^ Wait, what?
< Breaks ^'s legs even more, "Oops.."
V Must call a REAL doctor. :<

^ I'm not a real Doctor, but i did stay at a holiday inn last night.

< *0.0*

V compares legs with..

^ Godzilla's, stomping and crushing towns.
< Frightened Japanese person
V Japanese taxi driver on a tight schedule

^ (Big picture of a taxi driver)

< Best Taxi Driver in the world

v Where ya traveling stranger?

^ Used a picture wider than 400 pixels.
< Is going to Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
v Will make a Guns n Roses parody too.

^ makes a wrong turn an ends up in Jersey!

< every rose has it's thorns

V Will name a band with RED in it's name.

^ would seem very poetic if that weren't a reference.
< The Fight Inside by Red
V probably hasn't heard of that band

^ is right

< will most likely doodling soon

V will attempt to kick VV off a cliff and < will watch and laugh.

^ is watching and laughing
< kicks v off a cliff
v don't have no stinkin' parachute

^ Doesn't know that two negations make one affirmative.
< Opens parachute.
v Will make VV suffer somehow.

^ has a parachute

< Kicks V off a cliff and into ^'s parachute

V has now broken a large hole in ^'s Parachute and will fall to his death with ^

^ traitor
< has died like three times in this game already
v must do a barrell roll

^ is right

< is mostly the cause of ^'s death.... *Does a barrel roll*

V I'uuno, do what you want. *shrugs*

^ No
< MAY I BORROW YOUR EARPIECE!?
V THIS IS V RAINBOWS MAKES ME CRY!

^ Shaddup.
< Shaddup.
V Shaddup.

^ ^
< <
v v

^ has roaring silence!

< is free to do as pleases!

V will drive like speed racer!

^ Will do the Speed Racer theme while < drives like Speed Racer.
< Cuts down half a forest with his buzz-saw attachments because that's what Speed Racer would do.
V Will be my arch-rival.

^ Heh, surprise, surprise. I always knew we'd end up arch-rivals.
< Uses a four-wheeler, not a car.
V Is my sidekick.

^ What a twist!
< Is his own arch-rival's sidekick
V Will eat his heart out if it's M. Night Shyamalan. Otherwise, have some muffins.

^ NEW AIRBENDER MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Yay!!! Muffins!!!!!
v no muffins for you

^ is the muffin man

< is hungry, can i has muffin?

V Muffin is stale! Oh Noes!~!~

^ Is a liar. Muffins cannot go stale, because that implies that someone failed to eat them, which is impossible.
< Is impossible.
V Is improbable.

^ is hording stale muffins.

< will get muffins

V will get hot blueberry tarts

^ Got muffins.
< Hates blueberry tarts
V Must not mention food or drinks.