Your Favorite Quotes

[NHWestoN]

"No, no! Adventures first," said the Gryphon. "Explanations take such a dreadfully long time." Lewis Carroll.

[adamzampa7575]

If life is just a passage, in this passage we at least sow some flowers.
(Michel de Montaigne)

[Vertigo Fox]

I! Hate! Yogurt! Even with strawberries!
-Dark Helmet (spaceballs)


....yeah, I couldn't think of a better one.
but I quote that one whenever anybody mentions yogurt to see if they get it! 'cause I'm a dork!
And it's not so much the line as the way Rick Moranis shouts it...

[Amazee Dayzee]

“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” — Ellen DeGeneres

[Vertigo Fox]

Can't believe I forgot this one

"Oh, you can't help that, we're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad... ....you must be mad, or you wouldn't be here.”

[Amazee Dayzee]

"Well I could have been just a writer. I had been a hair dresser. I could have stuck with that." — Fran Drescher

[Harry Johnathan]

It's [an artists'] right to make creative decisions, but it's also his audience's right to stop supporting him if they don't like those decisions and it's his critic's right to discuss how effective those decisions are. - Thomas Flight

[NHWestoN]

Can't believe I forgot this one

"Oh, you can't help that, we're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad... ....you must be mad, or you wouldn't be here.”

Fox quotes Cheshire Cat - Lewis Carroll woulda loved it!

[NHWestoN]

"Nothing nicer than messing around in a boat," said Ratty.
Wind in the Willows

[NHWestoN]

"I couldn't forgive him or like him but I saw that, to him, everything they had done was entirely justified. ... They were careless people, Tom and Daisy. They smashed up things or creatures and then they retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made ... "

F.Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby.

[NHWestoN]

"When a friend succeeds, a little part of us dies, doesn't it?"
David Sedaris.

[Amazee Dayzee]

"I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference." —Amy Poehler.

[NHWestoN]

"Life's a cooperative venture. We's all in it together and none of us gets out alive."
Pogo Possum.

[NHWestoN]

Sign reported in a missile silo on the control panel of an ICBM ....

"This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with an "OOPS, OH S**T!!".

(tentative apologies to T.S.Eliott.)

[NHWestoN]

"Socrates made one thing crystal clear when he uttered his famous statement, "The unexamined life is not worth living" - he never knew any cats." Grape.

[Amazee Dayzee]

“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.” —Betty White

Unfortunately she doesn't need the Ouija board anymore. DX

[NHWestoN]

"Whatever hits the fan, the results will not be evenly distributed." D.D.Eisenhower.

[Amazee Dayzee]

When Mick Jagger insisted that his wrinkles were actually laugh lines, jazz singer George Melly replied, “Surely nothing could be that funny.”

[NHWestoN]

"Remember, it's always darkest before it turns pitch black!" Senator John McCain.

[NHWestoN]

"So let's have another cup of coffee and let's have another piece of pie." Irving Berlin

[Amazee Dayzee]

“Alright, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put my career before men.” —Chandler Bing

(RIP Matthew Perry... )

[NHWestoN]

"When I was a kid, I was genius, but as I got older, I got stupider and stupider."
Dwight Twilley, American guitarist and songwriter.

[RashallVetkay]

"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it." - Malaphor

[NHWestoN]

"Enough is too much" Popeye the Sailor.

[IsraeliDisneyFan]

"I am the best" Roxanne Wolf (Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach)

[NHWestoN]

"Us is surrounded by insurmountable opportunities." Howland Owl.

[Amazee Dayzee]

"Oh, for Gods sake, its just the four of us. Grab a bottle, hunker down, and pray for daylight." —Karen Walker

[NHWestoN]

"I'm not afraid of death but, y'know, I could live without it." Porky Porcupine. (Pogo comic strip, 1963).

[GingaDensetsuAleu]

"Yes, I remember when I left my teenage dreams behind in order to become an adult."
"Wow, Jim! You're actually an adult?"
"I'd rather not talk about it."

-- Code Lyoko, Echos (2005)

[Amazee Dayzee]

“Stanley, you truly are one chromosome away from being a potato!” —Dorothy Zbornak

[NHWestoN]

"Yer in an iconoclast by yerself." Pogo Possum.

[NHWestoN]

"The fact that you can do only a little is no excuse for doing nothing." John le Carre.

[NHWestoN]

"One just cannot be angry when looking at a penguin." John Ruskin.

[Amazee Dayzee]

"Good God. It's multiplying." —C.C. Babcock, when she sees that Maxwell Sheffield's new girlfriend is an almost-identical copy of the nanny, Fran Fine.