Housepets!

What most people don't know about Socrates was that the real reason he was executed was due to questioning the efficacy of using donuts as a therapeutic device, Plato's book Golgias talks about it and how the Greeks didn't like that so they forced him to eat donuts laced with hemlock. Clearly Socrates was a horrible person.
Elapse.
Patent.
Sculpture.

A patent may elapse, but the sculpture of a tomato can never be rotted.

Caterpillars.

Windmill.

Cartography.

Okay, using sugar canes as an improvised splint on his broken leg was clever, but what's with all the LEDs?

Blind Ferret
Elephants
Ten ton Gobstopper

Ten ton Gobstoppers provide and exceptional challenge to elephants being piloted by blind ferrets

Need three new words to "jam" , Sil.

ARGH, why is it so hard to remember rules.

Mesa
Las Vegas
Valley

Don't give me that valley girl act, you are going to explain RIGHT NOW how you managed to get the entire Las Vegas strip up on top of a mesa.

Noodle incident
Bread Eggs Milk Squick
The Cloudcuckoolander was right

Although beard eggs milk squick could be found on the grocery list, the cloudcookoolander was right in warning that the omission of ramen led to the infamous noodle incident in the high school cafeteria.

Moldova.

Brontosaurus

Yakimandu.

While confined to cabin for seasickness, the Steward enjoyed a stupendous recovery channeling Stumpt programming.


Galaxy
Spaghetti
Crows

Murphy Joel uses the hulk of an old limousine as a barbeque roaster.

Ballet.
Wrench.
Aircraft carrier.

Do a ballet while holding a wrench in an aircraft carrier.

Paw Patrol
rescue
pups