Housepets!

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:37 am**

賞他一拐 = Give ‘Em The Boot

Alt Text: 喔，你要的是方向盤鎖嗎？(oh you want the STEERING WHEEL club?)

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:31 am**

赴派對者 = Party Goers

Alt Text: 對啦，你會穿得向生日派對小丑一樣進去，臉部彩繪、喇叭鼻子、彩色假髮、大圓點連身衣，我說的就是這樣(yes, you will be infiltrating as a birthday clown, facepaint, honking nose, rainbow wig, giant polka dot onesie, that is exactly what was meant)

Posted: **Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:22 am**

恐怖的景象 = Terrifying Sights

Alt Text: 「凱文，只是賽莎而已」
「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊」
("Kevin, it's just Sasha"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA")

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:15 am**

讓我們從頭開始吧 = Let’s Start At The Very Beginning

Alt Text: 你這裡毛茸茸的呢(that's some fluff you got)

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:35 am**

蒸氣遊戲 = Steam Games

Alt Text: 水，你背叛了我！(water, you've betrayed me!)

Posted: **Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:29 pm**

神奇地可口 = Magically Delicious

Alt Text: 嗯嗯…甜蜜而美好的痛(mmmm sweet, sweet pain)

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2018 10:51 am**

愛之隧道 = Tunnel Of Love

Alt Text: 火熱！(hot!)

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2018 11:12 am**

這裡和那裡和到處找你 = Here And There And Everywhere

Alt Text: 那他肯定是在工具間了(he MUST be in the maintenance room)

Posted: **Fri Dec 14, 2018 12:25 pm**

獨處時間 = Alone Time

Alt Text: 以隨時額以放唉我，無克斯(youh cah leh goh ah ahnytahm fahx)

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:50 am**

戲劇性揭露 = Dramatic Reveal

Alt Text: 「為什麼溫泉裡會有高台跳水」拜託，還要我告訴你怎麼放鬆嗎("why do they have high dives at a hot spring" listen, i don't tell you how to relax)

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:39 am**

困於浴室 = Trapped In The Shower

Alt Text: 怎麼，不然你以為他會有什麼反應？(what, how did you think he was gonna react?)

Posted: **Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:26 am**

無線電鬧劇 = Radio Horseplay

Alt Text: 肯尼顯然比他看起來的還要重一點(keene's apparently a bit heavier than he looks)

Posted: **Mon Dec 24, 2018 11:58 am**

最後的離開 = Last Exit

Alt Text: 而且想想，福克斯以前還是綠葉之王耶(and to think Fox used to be the king of things happening off-panel)

Posted: **Tue Dec 25, 2018 11:33 am**

又為雪所困了！ = We’re Snowed In Again!

Alt Text: 沒有人知道我有多乾～(nobody knooows how dry I aaaaaam)

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:10 pm**

ARC 118. 溫泉安可場 = Hot Springs Encore
譯者：紅狐

單人遊戲 = Solo Run

Alt Text: 當達拉斯第一次拿到那件雪衣時，他只哭了20分鐘(when dallas first got that snow jacket, he only cried for twenty minutes)

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2018 11:13 am**

致勝的唯一手段 = The Only Winning Move

Alt Text: 真是如此嗎？(or was it?)

Posted: **Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:51 am**

裸頸 = Neck-id

Alt Text: 千手觀音掌！(thousand palm strike!)

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:27 pm**

為人父/為整人 = Trickster/Father Figure

Alt Text: 「親愛的爸爸」也可以(will also accept "daddy dearest")

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:46 am**

符合規章 = Up To Code

Alt Text: 玉米餅加汽水真是絕配(doritas go great with a bottle of mountain dwa)

Posted: **Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:27 am**

放輕鬆，住手 = Relax, Don’t Do It

Alt Text: 戳戳戳(stab stab stab)

Posted: **Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:14 am**

女巫純釀 = Witch’s Brew

Alt Text: *嗝(*bwew)

Posted: **Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:12 am**

天下父母心 = Fatherly Concern

Alt Text: 小黃瓜切片只有一開始的時候有點「小」恐怖(the cucumber slices were only SLIGHTLY terrifying at first)

Posted: **Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:13 am**

ARC 119. 那些關於麥斯威爾的事 = The Maxwell Thing
譯者：紅狐

有什麼故事呢？ = What’s The Story, Wishbone?

Alt Text: 好的，技術上來說呢是一隻天使狗，或者不應該說是天使狗，而是狗的靈魂實體化
那是…是啦，我知道你們不喜歡我開始解釋這些設定的細節
(okay technically an angel dog, or not an angel dog but a dog spirit in a form
that's...yeah I know you don't like it when I get technical about work)
標題是某個美國兒童節目的主題曲，Wishbone是主角的名字，他是一隻狗

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:09 pm**

標語在此 = Here’s Your Sign

Alt Text: 他們在流浪學校教你的第一件事就是如何做行囊布袋(the first thing they teach you in hobo school is how to make a bindle)

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:16 am**

午餐來囉 = Lunch Is Served

Alt Text: 噗呃，我死了，呃(bleh, im ded, bleh)

Posted: **Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:28 am**

眼前看見一群海鷗 = Seeing A Flock Of Seagulls

Alt Text: 早安，山姆(mornin' sam)
標題其實是指海鷗合唱團，因為他們有一首歌的歌詞就是And I ran, I ran so far away…
山姆是樂一通裡的角色，曾出現在威利狼卡通的牧羊犬

Posted: **Fri Jan 25, 2019 12:02 pm**

世上最古老的專長 = World’s Oldest Profession

Alt Text: 他們就讓你做這事而已嗎?!(they just let you do that, huh?!)

Posted: **Mon Jan 28, 2019 11:06 am**

為鈴聲所救的反例 = The Opposite Of Saved By The Bell

Alt Text: 至此，我們知道了麥斯耳朵上的咬痕是怎麼來的了…等等，好像不對(and thus we now know how max got the bite mark in his ear...no, wait)

Posted: **Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:00 am**

投奔自由 = Freedom

Alt Text: 啊，多美好的戶外(ah the great outdoors)

Posted: **Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:10 am**

絕望的深淵 = The Pit Of Despair

Alt Text: 可盲目地亂跑在上一次奏效了啊!!(but running ahead blindly worked before!!)

Posted: **Sun Feb 10, 2019 11:26 am**

斷踝之痛 = Ankle-O-Sore

Alt Text: 零速度發生(zero fast would occur)

Posted: **Sun Feb 10, 2019 11:27 am**

吾名為泥 = My Name Is Mud

Alt Text: 你現在困在這兒了，所以關心一下我的需求吧(you're locked in now, so attend to my needs)

Posted: **Sun Feb 10, 2019 11:27 am**

愛到悶死你 = Beloved Smother

Alt Text: 我本來可以和那些穀倉貓卿卿我我的但不…(I could be snuggling with barncats right now but noooo)

Posted: **Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:31 pm**

最棒的結局 = Best Ending

Alt Text: 小心，假如你在同人作品裡死掉的話，你就會在同人作品的現實裡死掉(watch out, if you die in a fanfic you die in real life in the fanfic)

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:24 am**

絕妙猜想 = Scrumptuous Presumption

Alt Text: 我相信他講起話來和火爆山姆一樣(I'm pretty sure he talked exactly like Yosemite Sam)

Posted: **Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:26 am**

和平、愛與理解有什麼好笑的？ = What’s So Funny About Peace, Love And Understanding? 2019-02-14

狂風：我會粉碎、毀滅、屠殺、然後摧毀你膽小的感覺
達瑞：今日菜單包括愛！還有毛
幽朵恩：♡
卡里沙：不知道我該怎麼做才能跑進其他那些情人卡裡...
Alt Text: 本情人節的作者並不為任何詛咒、降頭、困頓、災厄、疾病或其他超自然導致的現象負責(the maker of this valentine is not responsible for any curses, hexes, tribulations, calamities, plagues or other magic(k)s that may result)
今日的標題來自Elvis Costello的同名歌曲

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:49 am**

另一段回憶 = Another Memories Title

Alt Text: 尿給你一個驚喜(urine for a big surprise)

Posted: **Mon Feb 18, 2019 11:57 am**

那隻髒紙箱裡的小貓要多少 = How Much Is That Kitten In The Grungy Cardboard Box

Alt Text: 「免費的貓咪表示我要付拍照的錢對吧？」
「等下…你說什麼?!」
("free kitten just means I gotta pay for the shots, right?"
"Wait...what?!")

Posted: **Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:21 am**

家書 = Letters From Home

Alt Text: 此外，它也非常不耐鎚敲打。事實上呢我應該先試試看前者而非後者(Also: incredibly vulnerable to sledgehammer attack. In fact I should have checked the former before the latter)

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2019 11:48 am**

天堂來的狗 = Puppies From Heaven

Alt Text: 所以那算什麼，第五次嗎？(what is that now, five?)

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