Corrupt a Wish

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 5:23 am

Granted. It arrives the next day. You become severely colorblind and can only distinguish shades.

I wish for a pair of shades.

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:00 am

Granted. You get 2 different colour swatches from the hardware store.

I wish for a hovercraft.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:01 am

Granted, it's punctured and won't budge.
I wish I could moon walk.

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:03 am

Granted but your roccket's out of fuel so you're stuck there.

I wish I could eat a cloud.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:05 am

Granted, the water droplets have worms in. The de-worming is ridiculously priced.
I wish I have a sub-continents worth of Tea.

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:36 am

Granted. But it's all gone rotten. *buries Kyuubi in an avalanche of smelly tea.

I wish for a numbat.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 7:32 am

Granted. You get badly ant-bit collecting its dinner.

I wish I wasn't allergic to formic acid.

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 7:59 am

Granted. You're allergic to hydrochloric acid and citric acid instead. Have fun with that.

I wish for a nerf gun.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 8:58 am

granted , you have a gun , and it's been nerfed , causing it to have no use what so ever
I wish for a self multiplying apple

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 9:11 am

Granted, this is madness AND Sparta. This. Is. Discord!!!
I wish I had that apple

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 9:46 am

Granted. You get flattened by an avalanche of multiplied apples.

I wish I owned Saturn.

hyperfox · Post by **hyperfox** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:28 am

What!? no. you may not.

I wish I could go fishing.

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:35 am

Granted. But you can't come back.

I wish for a 10-seater Georgian dining table.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:30 am

Granted, it falls on you and breaks. The remains despawn.
I wish I could carry objects 10x my normal weight.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:35 am

Granted, but if it exceeded that amount, even slightly, you'll feel the full weight of all of those objects.

I wish for my own island nation.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:38 am

Granted, I start an uprising and usurp you.
I wish I could eliminate all flying pests within a large radius of where I am. Curse you Bluebottles!

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:47 am

Granted. But you also remove all aircraft, satellites, and anything else which happens to be in the air around you, including the oxygen.

I wish for
"A home among the gumtrees
With lots of plum trees
A sheep or two
And a kangaroo
A clothesline out the back
Verandah out the front
And an old rocking chair."

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:50 am

Granted, Me and Karishad are your neighbors on each side. Fun.
I wish I could form energy blasts.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:52 am

Granted, it's power is weak.

I wish I had clones of me so I can multi-task more easily.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:54 am

Granted, each clone is 1/10th as good at anything as you and is 1/8th your size.
I wish I could hypnotize people.

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 12:04 pm

Granted. Too bad it dosen't work on rabbits.

I wish I had a rolex watch.

hyperfox · Post by **hyperfox** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 3:16 pm

granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish for a fish.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 3:30 pm

Granted, it is no longer alive, and tastes like Hlaoroo.
I wish TV actually had something good on.

hyperfox · Post by **hyperfox** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 3:34 pm

granted, but commercials take up most of the time.
I wish for a pasta dish.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 4:00 pm

Granted, it's a dish for pasta, filled with concrete.
I wish I could communicate with animals.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 8:16 pm

Granted, now they want you out of their lives.

I wish I knew what every girl was thinking.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:01 am

Granted. You can hear everything every girl is thinking at every time.

I wish I have an accurate words to animal "talk" translator.

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:38 am

Granted. But you dont have the translator, only the words.

I wish for a goldfish.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:45 am

Granted. But it is cannibalistic and tries to eat the other fish in the tank.

I wish for a holodeck.

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 1:10 am

Granted. But its from an alien spaceship and is insurmountably complex. Have fun trying to work out how to use it.

IWF a clothespeg.

hyperfox · Post by **hyperfox** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 1:34 am

granted, but its broken

I wish for a forklift

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 2:54 am

Granted, here you are now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx3GgYN3o2w
I wish I had an M21 rifle.

hyperfox · Post by **hyperfox** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 2:57 am

HAHA granted but you would be better off with an AR assault rifle

I wish I could improve my marksmanship

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 2:59 am

Granted. You can now hit targets 3ft away from you

I wish my streets weren't so dirty and filled with hoodlums.

hyperfox · Post by **hyperfox** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 3:01 am

granted, but you have an over ruling policeman on the street'

I wish for a masters degree

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 3:11 am

Granted. now that professor is chasing you to get his degree back.

I wish for a suit of armour.

hyperfox · Post by **hyperfox** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 3:32 am

Granted but you just got the chest plate
I wish for pudding

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:11 am

Granted. Look over there --> *pudding to the face*

I wish for the rest of the suit of armour.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:41 am

Granted, the museum is after you now for theft.
I wish I could memorize and play tunes on instruments after listening to them once.

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:26 am

Granted. You get sued for copyright infringement.

I wish for an iPhone 5.