Housepets!

Posted: **Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:46 am**

I make a stink bomb from Jeff's breath, combining it with some rotten egg gas and whatever the smell coming from the bottom of my bin is and throw it back at him.

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2013 9:07 am**

I whack Nyalvia with a gas mask.

I wonder if serence and Kyuubi will use this as another opportunity to attack me?

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:41 am**

No, I will.

I take your guitar and hit you in the head with it.

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:43 am**

Actually it's a cello and I hit you with its case.

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2013 2:27 pm**

I smack you with the bow

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:53 pm**

I pay your goons to attack you for me.

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:49 am**

I shoot you with a laser hairdryer.

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:50 am**

I hit you with a guitar.

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2013 1:00 am**

I slap you with a collar.

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2013 1:00 am**

I toast you with my laser gun.

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2013 1:20 am**

I snare you with your headphone cord.

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2013 1:21 am**

I smack you with your own rabbit ears.

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2013 1:32 am**

I drop a planet on you.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:27 am**

I hit you with a spatula and put you in a pot.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:29 am**

I hit you with your headphones.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:33 am**

I spray red paint into your eyes.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:00 am**

I stick you on the centrifuge NASA uses to train their astronauts and turn it up to maxiumum revs. I leave you there for 3 days straight.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:02 am**

I dump orange paint on your head.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:08 am**

I toss pipping hot PANCAKES at you!

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:31 am**

Om nom nom!

I dump you in an industrial sized pancake maker.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:47 am**

I give you too Kyuubi, tied.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:00 am**

I smack you with your sunglasses and untie Hlaoroo.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:49 am**

I tie you both using some carbon nano tubule threads and throw you into a volcano.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:54 am**

I drop a rocket-propelled brick on you

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:57 am**

I magically escape the volcano and shoot cannonballs at you.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:02 pm**

I do the matrix thingie and let the brick hit you, making you fall down back into the volcano.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:02 pm**

I teleport out of the volcano and kick you in.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:05 pm**

I teleport out of the volcano and blast you with my laser gun.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:06 pm**

I dodge and throw Hlaoroo at you.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:07 pm**

I snack on him for a while... and launch his remains to you.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:09 pm**

Ew. I burn with a flamethrower.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:12 pm**

I shoot a beam of antiparticles at you.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:12 pm**

I create a black hole under you.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:14 pm**

I strangle you with your bandana.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:14 pm**

I choke you with my dogtags.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:15 pm**

I tighten your collar to the smallest setting.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:16 pm**

I shoot you with your hairdryer.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:17 pm**

I smack you with your collar.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:19 pm**

I push you into a pool of radioactive water.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:20 pm**

I whip you with your dog tags.

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