Re: Kaizoku Sentai Power Rangers Kingkaiger
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:10 pm
"Starting April Fools day 2020, a new breed of Awesome Possum have spawned. On Jess' birthday, a Gray and Gold Mobirate spawned in her dominant hand alongside a Gokaiger key on the other. To top it all off, she grew into the Regulation Ranger Body Structure hence her newfound anatomy.
Naturally, Jess is embarrassed that this is happening to her so quickly. What are these new powers she's given? How will she use them to better the wild? Well one things for certain, two new Gokaiger beings means that it's starting to get a bit stale. But will it be worth it in the long run? Find out in this canon april fools episode of Kaizoku Sentai Power Rangers Kingkaiger!"
--
"Foolhardy April! Jess is the last new Gokaiger Ranger this decade, we swear!"
--
"We said we were sorry for laughing at your newly developed powers!" Tuck is flustered at his friend's sudden development. "On a positive note, at least the devs are spreading the power giving apart."
Jessica Possum have all the keys that the Kingkaigers Proper have. (Including the Homebrew Keys to fill in the gaps of certain teams.) It's just that she's one Possum.
"I got all the aces!" Tiny Tum had some incredible luck in finding them. "Actually, I let the devs know of the various exploits and they gave me a free wish on the Ace of the Gods!" Upon our possum heroine witnessing the glowing dragon atoms "And here I thought they're only dragoon wash."
"Rise Gardian Dragon! Give her the Gokai Boot Camp training she'll need to overcome any foe!" The sky darkens, thunder is booming, upon the aces summons a beam of light. What follows is the guardian dragon. She rises again to grant Tiny Tum's Wish.
"I am the Gaurdian Dragon! So you want to prepare the Awesome Possum for her fantastic battles against evil."
"Well some elder raccons downloaded every game and emulator from the year 30XX. They even gave me that powerful computer from said year on my birthday!" "I don't want to know how they got it."
"So am I the only needlemouse ranger here?" "Yes you are. However, with great powers also come responsibility."
And so she's given the Ranger Commandments. (At least she's given the same two to abide by like the Kingkaigers.) The two ranger commandments being 'Thou shalt not escalate a fight unless forced into no other options.' And 'thou shalt not use your powers for personal gain.'
"Trying to make it easy on me? All right. I will abide by those commandments!" And so Jessica is now the newcomer 'Gokai Possum.'
"Heck, you can even commission Rangerkeysmiths for additional ranger keys, though there is a reason all the legacy rangers are usable right from the get go."
"Because they earned their place as said Legacy Rangers." And so after clarification "YOUR WISH HAVE BEEN GRANTED!"
The wish is granted as the Aces scatter across the globe. "Did I see what I saw? Did I saw what I see?!" Thermite Chromite is back. "OH YES! The last addition to the Gokaiger Custom Line! I have to tell Pete about this development!"
--
...Pete T Griffin on hearing the news was laughing his head out. "On this exact day, long after that tournament on April Fools Day, Jess Possum became a Custom Gokaiger! That's a Laugh!"
As Pete is laughing, Thermite Chromite is trying to convince him otherwise. "But it's true! I see it as a challenge for us!" "Well if it's the same to you guys, I'll check it out." Lois Lynx is still a 'Bad Ranger' "Can't hurt to see what sort of training she goes through."
As she proceeds to leave for the Babylon Garden's woods Thermite Chromite yells out "Hey! Don't leave me behind! I want to see the april fool in action!"
Meanwhile, back in the woods Jess is using the ranger forms for mundane stuff. Such as Zyuranger MammothRanger Black for the Moth Breaker Power Axe. As she's cutting down trees for firewood, a couple of saplings were planted in their place.
Jess looks at her handywork and sighs with passion. "At least the commandments didn't say anything about mundane uses of these powers."
In any case, Jess packs up the wood and heads back to her home base tree mansion. "I've used a Carranger key to master spring cleaning, practiced Denzipunches, learned the various Gosei Cards, and at this moment, finished chopping lumber."
After the drop off, Jess checks what's next on the list. "Oh, that's right. Practice "Noise Arts." Though I'm not sure if I could pull them off whatever they are." But Jess have even less time for practice since she is going to learn on the battlefield.
"What genius! Setting up these badnik generators so that the Babylon Garden's forest turn to the Griffon Empire's control!" "Cool it Bright Boy! I think she spotted us!" "Just in time too Lois! The generator is spawning footsoldiers!" Jess fired a shot at the two troublemakers as a rage of Hitokarage emerge.
"So you're here causing trouble." Jess leered at the badniks "I've heard from my friends the Griffon Empire's bad news. I'm going to give you ten seconds to haul haunch out of these woods." The hitokarage are arming their yaris. "Figured as much."
Jess readies for action as she wields a key, shouts ("Gokai Change!") and with a turn of a key, transforms into... ("BOUKENGER!") ...Boukenger Bouken Red. With her "Hotswap Gokai Change Knack," Jess can transform into any form in a heartbeat.
Armed with Bouken Bo and Survi-Busters, Jess proceeds to grapple three hitokarage before slamming them down in a instant, Firing Survi-Buster shots at the rest of them to disintergate the rest, Jess Hotswaps into ("GEKIRANGER!") Gekiranger Geki Yellow, launching the Gekihammer into the badnik generator as she tries to evade Lois Lynx's attacks.
Lois Lynx is not taking any chances! Neither is Thermite! Both are trying to get a clean hit onto Jess, as she sends the badnik generator crashing into the ground. Jess Hotswaps into ("BOUKENGER!") Boukenger Bouken Yellow as she arms her Bucket Scoopers to block a direct overhead hit, only to be thrown in return.
Thermite Chromite shoots a beam at Jess which gets deflected by a well timed parry, leading to blasts in front of Thermite. "Her Gokai Changes have Hotswap properties because she's only one Awesome Possum!"
"Yeah, who would have guessed?!" As Jess proceeds to Scooper Punch Lois so hard that debris spawn in said Bucket Scoopers to be thrown at both opponents. They Blocked each projectile, taking chip damage in the process.
("Gokai Change.") Lois proceeds to equip the ("GOSEIGER!") Goseiger set, only to be outmatched in the quickdraw with Jess Hotswapping into ("FLASHMAN!") Flashman Pink Flash, just to parry her lighting fast Prism Boots kicks the instant each strike is made.
"Hit the record button on your DVR folks, Lois might pull off Evo Moment 37!" Thermite jeers as he tries to get a good strike on Jess.
As the fight was being watched by Pete T Griffin and his men in the Unknown Location, Portos asked the following question to Pete: "Do you think this series will tackle the theme of "Nature Vs. Technology?" at some point?" "They might. At least they gave her a knack to make up for the lack of any teammates she have."
"I'm going out to buy more popcorn." Gamma Raizo speaks out. "Do you want any topping for your respective batches?" "Oh yeah! I have a small list for you right here!" Elgar flips open the list as it rolls onto the floor. ("Get serious.")
Back onto the fight at hand, It's a back and forth with both sides aiming to get that precise striking range on each other as this two against one fight is heating up rather quickly. She even have used several fanmade Super Sentais that will be revealed footage wise by the time of the complete season director's cut box set.
Eventually Jess equips the Flashman Finishing Weapon, the Rolling Vulcan, though the Doubler Technique as she aims at the two griffon empire badniks, the Vul barrels rapidly spinning before firing a multi colored beam at the two, knocking them out with a ("HYPER COMBO KO!")
("That was fast.") ("Why are they cutting content this inital run again?") ("These entire fanmade user franchise series need permission to use.") ("Gotcha.")
--
...At sundown, Jess is getting ready to lock the doors. "You were amazing Jess, They even gave you a knack to keep up with everyone else since you don't have a team to call your own." "Yeah, Guess going solo may be something I have to do for a while."
After getting ready for bed, Little Tiny Tum bid his favorite Pirate "Good night my fantastic hero." "Hey at least we didn't wear out the title of "Awesome Possum."
And so the narrator closes out this special "Even though Marion have reunited with Lois Lynx, she decided to stick with the Griffon Empire for a while longer as they are needing a ranger of their own to counter the Kingkaigers'. Jess have won her first fight but there will still be many more challenges waiting for both sets of heroes.
Will the adventures continue onward? Will Jess defend the woodlands from the empires they can't stand? Will there be delays for the rest of the developers lives? Or will our wild heroes go forth and charge into battle, only to have many more decades to go? One thing for sure, this series will aim to have a schedule.
And yes, this april fool's series is canon to the series proper. (The devs couldn't finish this special in time.) Anyways, regardless if you think this is a joke or not, Watch the next exciting episode of Kaizoku Sentai Power Rangers Kingkaiger!"
--
Cue credits, which this time is the extended version of "Yeah! Break! Care! Break!" with lyrics by MasakoXtreme.
♪Yeah! Break! Care! Break with everything you've got!♪
♪Shoot for the stars and show the world we're about!♪
♪Feel the power of the infinite sky♪
♪You'll get anywhere instantly♪
♪Look first, then leap and you'll succeed♪
♪Let's Go, Tip Top, All Right!♪
♪The earth from here gleams of beauty♪
♪Shade of vibrant blue♪
♪This fragile earth clearly needs me and you♪
♪Let's fight as one mighty team!♪
♪Live your life like a vacuum fireball!♪
♪Dangerous times are coming up ahead!♪
♪You can do this! I believe in you!♪
♪Defend the world! Have no regrets!♪
♪Yeah! Break! Care! Break with everything you've got!♪
♪Hold nothing back! Full Power!♪
♪Use hope as your guide and you'll always win!♪
♪The greatest that there's ever been!♪
♪Soar up high through the atmosphere!♪
♪See what awaits before you, what a sight!♪
♪The speed of sound breaks all the frontiers♪
♪Let's Go, Sky High, All Right!♪
♪If we join the fray right this second♪
♪We might have a chance♪
♪Save everyone and the legends commence♪
♪Follow your fear and advance!♪
♪Don't lose sight of the treasure you hold dear!♪
♪That treasure's every one of our friends!♪
♪I'm so lucky to call you one of them!♪
♪I'm with you till the end!♪
♪Yeah! Break! Care! Break with everything you have!♪
♪Pierce that heart with this arrow of light!♪
♪The venture's nothing, there is no going back!♪
♪The future is now looking bright!♪
(What follows before the final repeat verses is the chorus of "Go Go Power Rangers" that is implemented in this hyperbolic audio mix. I can't put my finger where in this part of the audio but I hope it sounds natural whoever decided to make the audio mix possible.)
♪Live your life like a vacuum fireball!♪
♪Dangerous times are coming up ahead!♪
♪You can do this! I believe in you!♪
♪Defend the world! Have no regrets!♪
♪Yeah! Break! Care! Break with everything you've got!♪
♪Hold nothing back! Full Power!♪
♪Use hope as your guide and you'll always win!♪
♪The greatest that there's ever been!♪
♪Don't lose sight of the treasure you hold dear!♪
♪That treasure's every one of our friends!♪
♪I'm so lucky to call you one of them!♪
♪I'm with you till the end!♪
♪Yeah! Break! Care! Break with everything you have!♪
♪Pierce that heart with this arrow of light!♪
♪The venture's nothing, there is no going back!♪
♪The future is now looking bright!♪
--
The preceding is a fan made series. Housepets!, Super Sentai, Power Rangers, Kamen Rider, Metal Heroes are all owned by Rick Griffin, Toei Company, Saban Brands, Hasbro and Ishimori Productions.
Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT and Dragon Ball Super are all owned by Funimation, Toei Animation, Shueisa and Akira Toriyama. Dragon Ball Z Abridged is owned by TeamFourStar.
Everything else is owned by their respective owners.
Naturally, Jess is embarrassed that this is happening to her so quickly. What are these new powers she's given? How will she use them to better the wild? Well one things for certain, two new Gokaiger beings means that it's starting to get a bit stale. But will it be worth it in the long run? Find out in this canon april fools episode of Kaizoku Sentai Power Rangers Kingkaiger!"
--
"Foolhardy April! Jess is the last new Gokaiger Ranger this decade, we swear!"
--
"We said we were sorry for laughing at your newly developed powers!" Tuck is flustered at his friend's sudden development. "On a positive note, at least the devs are spreading the power giving apart."
Jessica Possum have all the keys that the Kingkaigers Proper have. (Including the Homebrew Keys to fill in the gaps of certain teams.) It's just that she's one Possum.
"I got all the aces!" Tiny Tum had some incredible luck in finding them. "Actually, I let the devs know of the various exploits and they gave me a free wish on the Ace of the Gods!" Upon our possum heroine witnessing the glowing dragon atoms "And here I thought they're only dragoon wash."
"Rise Gardian Dragon! Give her the Gokai Boot Camp training she'll need to overcome any foe!" The sky darkens, thunder is booming, upon the aces summons a beam of light. What follows is the guardian dragon. She rises again to grant Tiny Tum's Wish.
"I am the Gaurdian Dragon! So you want to prepare the Awesome Possum for her fantastic battles against evil."
"Well some elder raccons downloaded every game and emulator from the year 30XX. They even gave me that powerful computer from said year on my birthday!" "I don't want to know how they got it."
"So am I the only needlemouse ranger here?" "Yes you are. However, with great powers also come responsibility."
And so she's given the Ranger Commandments. (At least she's given the same two to abide by like the Kingkaigers.) The two ranger commandments being 'Thou shalt not escalate a fight unless forced into no other options.' And 'thou shalt not use your powers for personal gain.'
"Trying to make it easy on me? All right. I will abide by those commandments!" And so Jessica is now the newcomer 'Gokai Possum.'
"Heck, you can even commission Rangerkeysmiths for additional ranger keys, though there is a reason all the legacy rangers are usable right from the get go."
"Because they earned their place as said Legacy Rangers." And so after clarification "YOUR WISH HAVE BEEN GRANTED!"
The wish is granted as the Aces scatter across the globe. "Did I see what I saw? Did I saw what I see?!" Thermite Chromite is back. "OH YES! The last addition to the Gokaiger Custom Line! I have to tell Pete about this development!"
--
...Pete T Griffin on hearing the news was laughing his head out. "On this exact day, long after that tournament on April Fools Day, Jess Possum became a Custom Gokaiger! That's a Laugh!"
As Pete is laughing, Thermite Chromite is trying to convince him otherwise. "But it's true! I see it as a challenge for us!" "Well if it's the same to you guys, I'll check it out." Lois Lynx is still a 'Bad Ranger' "Can't hurt to see what sort of training she goes through."
As she proceeds to leave for the Babylon Garden's woods Thermite Chromite yells out "Hey! Don't leave me behind! I want to see the april fool in action!"
Meanwhile, back in the woods Jess is using the ranger forms for mundane stuff. Such as Zyuranger MammothRanger Black for the Moth Breaker Power Axe. As she's cutting down trees for firewood, a couple of saplings were planted in their place.
Jess looks at her handywork and sighs with passion. "At least the commandments didn't say anything about mundane uses of these powers."
In any case, Jess packs up the wood and heads back to her home base tree mansion. "I've used a Carranger key to master spring cleaning, practiced Denzipunches, learned the various Gosei Cards, and at this moment, finished chopping lumber."
After the drop off, Jess checks what's next on the list. "Oh, that's right. Practice "Noise Arts." Though I'm not sure if I could pull them off whatever they are." But Jess have even less time for practice since she is going to learn on the battlefield.
"What genius! Setting up these badnik generators so that the Babylon Garden's forest turn to the Griffon Empire's control!" "Cool it Bright Boy! I think she spotted us!" "Just in time too Lois! The generator is spawning footsoldiers!" Jess fired a shot at the two troublemakers as a rage of Hitokarage emerge.
"So you're here causing trouble." Jess leered at the badniks "I've heard from my friends the Griffon Empire's bad news. I'm going to give you ten seconds to haul haunch out of these woods." The hitokarage are arming their yaris. "Figured as much."
Jess readies for action as she wields a key, shouts ("Gokai Change!") and with a turn of a key, transforms into... ("BOUKENGER!") ...Boukenger Bouken Red. With her "Hotswap Gokai Change Knack," Jess can transform into any form in a heartbeat.
Armed with Bouken Bo and Survi-Busters, Jess proceeds to grapple three hitokarage before slamming them down in a instant, Firing Survi-Buster shots at the rest of them to disintergate the rest, Jess Hotswaps into ("GEKIRANGER!") Gekiranger Geki Yellow, launching the Gekihammer into the badnik generator as she tries to evade Lois Lynx's attacks.
Lois Lynx is not taking any chances! Neither is Thermite! Both are trying to get a clean hit onto Jess, as she sends the badnik generator crashing into the ground. Jess Hotswaps into ("BOUKENGER!") Boukenger Bouken Yellow as she arms her Bucket Scoopers to block a direct overhead hit, only to be thrown in return.
Thermite Chromite shoots a beam at Jess which gets deflected by a well timed parry, leading to blasts in front of Thermite. "Her Gokai Changes have Hotswap properties because she's only one Awesome Possum!"
"Yeah, who would have guessed?!" As Jess proceeds to Scooper Punch Lois so hard that debris spawn in said Bucket Scoopers to be thrown at both opponents. They Blocked each projectile, taking chip damage in the process.
("Gokai Change.") Lois proceeds to equip the ("GOSEIGER!") Goseiger set, only to be outmatched in the quickdraw with Jess Hotswapping into ("FLASHMAN!") Flashman Pink Flash, just to parry her lighting fast Prism Boots kicks the instant each strike is made.
"Hit the record button on your DVR folks, Lois might pull off Evo Moment 37!" Thermite jeers as he tries to get a good strike on Jess.
As the fight was being watched by Pete T Griffin and his men in the Unknown Location, Portos asked the following question to Pete: "Do you think this series will tackle the theme of "Nature Vs. Technology?" at some point?" "They might. At least they gave her a knack to make up for the lack of any teammates she have."
"I'm going out to buy more popcorn." Gamma Raizo speaks out. "Do you want any topping for your respective batches?" "Oh yeah! I have a small list for you right here!" Elgar flips open the list as it rolls onto the floor. ("Get serious.")
Back onto the fight at hand, It's a back and forth with both sides aiming to get that precise striking range on each other as this two against one fight is heating up rather quickly. She even have used several fanmade Super Sentais that will be revealed footage wise by the time of the complete season director's cut box set.
Eventually Jess equips the Flashman Finishing Weapon, the Rolling Vulcan, though the Doubler Technique as she aims at the two griffon empire badniks, the Vul barrels rapidly spinning before firing a multi colored beam at the two, knocking them out with a ("HYPER COMBO KO!")
("That was fast.") ("Why are they cutting content this inital run again?") ("These entire fanmade user franchise series need permission to use.") ("Gotcha.")
--
...At sundown, Jess is getting ready to lock the doors. "You were amazing Jess, They even gave you a knack to keep up with everyone else since you don't have a team to call your own." "Yeah, Guess going solo may be something I have to do for a while."
After getting ready for bed, Little Tiny Tum bid his favorite Pirate "Good night my fantastic hero." "Hey at least we didn't wear out the title of "Awesome Possum."
And so the narrator closes out this special "Even though Marion have reunited with Lois Lynx, she decided to stick with the Griffon Empire for a while longer as they are needing a ranger of their own to counter the Kingkaigers'. Jess have won her first fight but there will still be many more challenges waiting for both sets of heroes.
Will the adventures continue onward? Will Jess defend the woodlands from the empires they can't stand? Will there be delays for the rest of the developers lives? Or will our wild heroes go forth and charge into battle, only to have many more decades to go? One thing for sure, this series will aim to have a schedule.
And yes, this april fool's series is canon to the series proper. (The devs couldn't finish this special in time.) Anyways, regardless if you think this is a joke or not, Watch the next exciting episode of Kaizoku Sentai Power Rangers Kingkaiger!"
--
Cue credits, which this time is the extended version of "Yeah! Break! Care! Break!" with lyrics by MasakoXtreme.
♪Yeah! Break! Care! Break with everything you've got!♪
♪Shoot for the stars and show the world we're about!♪
♪Feel the power of the infinite sky♪
♪You'll get anywhere instantly♪
♪Look first, then leap and you'll succeed♪
♪Let's Go, Tip Top, All Right!♪
♪The earth from here gleams of beauty♪
♪Shade of vibrant blue♪
♪This fragile earth clearly needs me and you♪
♪Let's fight as one mighty team!♪
♪Live your life like a vacuum fireball!♪
♪Dangerous times are coming up ahead!♪
♪You can do this! I believe in you!♪
♪Defend the world! Have no regrets!♪
♪Yeah! Break! Care! Break with everything you've got!♪
♪Hold nothing back! Full Power!♪
♪Use hope as your guide and you'll always win!♪
♪The greatest that there's ever been!♪
♪Soar up high through the atmosphere!♪
♪See what awaits before you, what a sight!♪
♪The speed of sound breaks all the frontiers♪
♪Let's Go, Sky High, All Right!♪
♪If we join the fray right this second♪
♪We might have a chance♪
♪Save everyone and the legends commence♪
♪Follow your fear and advance!♪
♪Don't lose sight of the treasure you hold dear!♪
♪That treasure's every one of our friends!♪
♪I'm so lucky to call you one of them!♪
♪I'm with you till the end!♪
♪Yeah! Break! Care! Break with everything you have!♪
♪Pierce that heart with this arrow of light!♪
♪The venture's nothing, there is no going back!♪
♪The future is now looking bright!♪
(What follows before the final repeat verses is the chorus of "Go Go Power Rangers" that is implemented in this hyperbolic audio mix. I can't put my finger where in this part of the audio but I hope it sounds natural whoever decided to make the audio mix possible.)
♪Live your life like a vacuum fireball!♪
♪Dangerous times are coming up ahead!♪
♪You can do this! I believe in you!♪
♪Defend the world! Have no regrets!♪
♪Yeah! Break! Care! Break with everything you've got!♪
♪Hold nothing back! Full Power!♪
♪Use hope as your guide and you'll always win!♪
♪The greatest that there's ever been!♪
♪Don't lose sight of the treasure you hold dear!♪
♪That treasure's every one of our friends!♪
♪I'm so lucky to call you one of them!♪
♪I'm with you till the end!♪
♪Yeah! Break! Care! Break with everything you have!♪
♪Pierce that heart with this arrow of light!♪
♪The venture's nothing, there is no going back!♪
♪The future is now looking bright!♪
--
The preceding is a fan made series. Housepets!, Super Sentai, Power Rangers, Kamen Rider, Metal Heroes are all owned by Rick Griffin, Toei Company, Saban Brands, Hasbro and Ishimori Productions.
Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT and Dragon Ball Super are all owned by Funimation, Toei Animation, Shueisa and Akira Toriyama. Dragon Ball Z Abridged is owned by TeamFourStar.
Everything else is owned by their respective owners.