Housepets!

The cow went to Globe Registration.

University
Organization
Plot

I've plotted how we could take over the university's club organization system with a bunch of potato chips and nickels.
YZ
OK... here's the next set
Corrugated
Eucalyptus
Glassware

The artist made the beautiful patterns in this glassware by pressing in Eucalyptus leaves and corrugated iron whilst it was still molten. The glassware, that is. Not the iron.

River
Rivet
Ribald

That ribald rivet is across the river.

Socialist
Soviets
Sontarran

This might be fun to revive....

The Singaporeans avoided contact with the Soviets since these interactions exposed them to stultifying conversations about socialist ideology.

Curmudgeon.
Key Lime Pie
Orca

Suddenly Bino abducted Rick Griffin while riding an albatross

Stapler
Banana Split
Ninja

So, I used an Evoker on Karishad, apparently his persona resembles Freelancer Agent Wyoming... I'm just confused.

Rubber Chicken
Kangaroo
Mariachi Band

When you're a millionaire, having Faygo beverages sloshed on the silk drapes is a trivial distraction.


Mocha
Cardigan
Giraffe.

I prefer to keep pokemon and other such mythical persona out of the Housepets! mileau.

Pterodactyl
Cantaloupe
Assyria

A snowball just came sailing over wall and landed - bloop! - right in my coffee!

Paleontologist.
Quilt.
Caboose.

A paleontologist uncovered an ancient quilt depicting the caboose of a train-the implications are shocking!

Quit
Dissapoint
Punch

If you quit your 'how to punch' class you will disappoint Spot.

Tachyon
Barracuda
Jello

The Duchess of Dunnesbury reached a concord with the inhabitants of the dream realm.
Infect
Accident
Integrity

An accident with the healer threatened to infect the integrity of the whole experiment.

Caravan.
Thrombosis.
Skyscraper.

The caravan merchant was unable to deliver his model skyscraper sets due to a bad case of thrombosis.

(is using the long name of a protein cheating?)

Mad Scientist
Waffle-iron
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Time
Google
That

And then Render tried to use denying people tablecloths as an ultimatum

Bacon
Julius Caesar
Space Marines

The mindless fabric experienced upon receiving the ultimatum caused me to render my tablecloth.

Buster would be the last of the Forum Moderators to coddle a drelbe like Bino...
(Actually, Z, I bobbled two in a row ... must be all this beer and unpacking!)

popcorn.
Orcas.
Stratosphere.

(Wut? I'm not a mod. I'm not even one of the older members. I just like being a Know-It-All.)

Stratosphere orcas apparently dislike popcorn.

Caution Tape
Semi Tractor Trailer
Government Agents

(Um...okay...being a Know-it-All strikes me as a worthy ambition...)

Government Agents enveloped the Semi Tractor Trailer with Caution Tape.

Water cress.
Helium.
Howitzer

The poor nation of Vladisgavania had to build their own howitzers using water cress for the body and with helium as the source of energy. They were pretty much useless, but made for a fun little activity for the citizens to do!
Log
Ceiling
Accept

Trapper's Delight guarantees to not be an evoker of misogyny in adults ages 24 and up!
Imperial
Tax
Knowledge

And then Karishad set off Bino's previously unknown allergies to begonias.

Swamp
Spaghetti
Turbine

After the bank forclosed on Shrek's home, they sold it to new owners who set up a spaghetti restaurant and used large turbines to blow away the disgusting swamp smell.

Falsify
Primary
Nap

The primary purpose of Joe's insistence that he needed to constantly rest his eyes was to falsify his real intent to nap at work as often possible.

Icicles

Muppets.

Reptile.

and then Reptile went around skewering Muppets on icicles he stole from Sub Zero. No one ever figuredout why.

Turtle
Bacon
The Death Star

There was much embarrasment aboard The Death Star when they brought out their newest machine of mass destruction; as their engineers misheard the word 'Death Turtle' for 'delicious and tasty bacon treat' and the new machine was promptly eaten by the rebel army. It was a completely honest mistake really...
(I had just finished making NHWestoN's sentence when you stole it from me Buster!)
Chagrin.
Gaurd.
Interactive.

If you go not guard against driving accidents because of interactive distractions, chagrin will probably be the least pain you'll feel.

Therapeutic.

Socrates.

Donuts.