Housepets!

Tha Housedog wrote:I start casting Meteor Storm on the wall

Awesome, I love that game! Thank God you didn't use Ancient Catastrophe though - if you rolled 1 that'd be a party-wipe XD

YingBlanc wrote:Paints the Stig on the wall and all of Top Gear comes to attack the wall where i painted the Stig. "Ambitious But Rubbish"

I LOL'd.

I will start casting Curaga (which I'd say heals everyone nearby for a certain amount of HP, but can't take them over 100? Again, it's up to you, oh mighty DM! If you insist I choose a target, I'll go with Dalonewolf.)

I'll go call comrade Gorbachev about this wall... TO ZE KREMLIN!

Well, I'll go get a few of my tigers to attack the wall.
*Rushes off somewhere*

YingBlanc wrote:Paints the Stig on the wall and all of Top Gear comes to attack the wall where i painted the Stig. "Ambitious But Rubbish"

Love that show.

Anyways, I attempt to take off the ring again

Nitrosparxx wrote:

YingBlanc wrote:Paints the Stig on the wall and all of Top Gear comes to attack the wall where i painted the Stig. "Ambitious But Rubbish"

Love that show.

Anyways, I attempt to take off the ring again

(You have been dezombified by someone else)

oh...okay, then I proceede to drink a gallon of POWER THIRST and begin to hurl birds at the wall.

*uses the power of COMPLETE SILENCE to try and heal dalonewolf25*

Goes Rambo on that wall

Falcon pawnch the wall

Throw a random object of variable density at the wall!

I cast resurrect on this dead game, lol.

I cast, ANDREA WE NEED YOU TO DO WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO HERE! On the thread.

Good lord, your display pic combined with your all caps... is a glorious combination! XD

IS THAT SO MR. KIRBY? WELL, I THINK YOU SHOULD KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ON YOUR SPIN-OFF COMIC!

Back after sometime, let's resume THE GAME.


Tha Housedog (2) - You fail. Nothing happens.

YingBlanc (3) - They come with just a screwdriver, and do mediocre damage to the wall. 90 DMG!

dalonewolf25 (6) - All your wounds are now cauterized thanks to the fire! +50 HP!

Alex M. (3) - Your Energy Sword penetrates the wall, but not so deeply. 90 DMG!

Nitrosparxx (3) - Feathers, feathers everywhere. 90 DMG!

TigerStryk (1) - The tigers are hungry and decide to follow you and... well... 60 DMG to you.

Private Elliot (4) - ARCANITE REAPER, OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH! 130 DMG!

Russiarules1 (3) - Gorbachev can only lend you 3 KGB apprentice sappers that are not very useful. 90 DMG!

Kirby (6) - Flashes of light beam down from the heavens and strike all the members of this party, healing them with angelic powers. +20 HP to everyone!

rempar11 (4) - *Machine gun, combat knife, dead soldier, rinse and repeat* 130 DMG!

44RONM10 (2) - Oops, you slipped on a banana peel and hurt your back, but no serious damage. Nothing happens.

dynaslash (1) - The object happens to be a huge, sharp boomerang. That misses the wall. And comes back to you. Ouch. 70 DMG!

Goforit (6) - Since dalonewolf25 is fully healed, you mitigate the damage taken of BOTH the injured of this turn. +25 HP dynaslash and TigerStryk!

FlintTheSquirrel - 100 HP - Status: Good
44R0NM10 - 100 HP - Status: Good
sonic id furreh!!! - 100 HP - Status: Good
Nitrosparxx - 75 HP - Status: Injured and
TigerStryk - 70 HP - Status: Injured
dalonewolf25 - 100 HP - Status: Good
YingBlanc - 100HP - Status: Good
Alex M. - 95HP - Status: Injured
WolvenPaw15 - 100 - Status: Good
Tha Housedog - 115HP - Status: Better than Normal
Ilovehousepets - 100HP - Status: Good
Private Elliot - 100HP - Status: Good
Russiarules1 - 85HP - Status: Injured
dynaslash - 75HP - Status: Good
lightwolf21 - 100HP - Status: Good
Kirby - 100HP - Status: Good
rempar11 - 100 HP - Status: Good
Goforit - 100 HP - Status: Good

Wall Status - SMITED(4 turns), fire extinguished. Starts channeling Brickstorm (10 damage to everyone per turn till interrupted)
Wall (3) - +40 HP!
Wall HP - 80092

I'm removing the damage/healing recount because is an hassle to update everytime ._.

Elliot got out a whistle to call in hellhounds!

Since I failed to summon my super sledge, I summon Mothership Zeta(which I just took ever).

Attempt to use a Megaelixir...

I knew Socialism was not going to be really useful.
Well, now I have no other choice... I. WILL. USE. JUSTIN. BEIBER's singing...
*Gets some earplugs*

Russiarules1 wrote:I knew Socialism was not going to be really useful.
Well, now I have no other choice... I. WILL. USE. JUSTIN. BEIBER's singing...
*Gets some earplugs*

If you roll a 1, we're as good as dead. DX

I'm gonna be Sigma for this post.
Sigma uses his adorableness power!

Tha Housedog wrote:

Russiarules1 wrote:I knew Socialism was not going to be really useful.
Well, now I have no other choice... I. WILL. USE. JUSTIN. BEIBER's singing...
*Gets some earplugs*

If you roll a 1, we're as good as dead. DX

If he rolls one, is instant defeat to the whole party

Ying rolls a giant lego boulder down a hill to the wall hoping that it doesn't end up either like the video (doesn't damage anything) or the mythbusters end to it (Falls apart mid way down the hill).

I take BLUDGEONY SHOVEL and attempt to whack the crap out of the wall.

(...I wonder how many would get this reference...)

Divides the wall by zero

WolvenPaw15 wrote:Now I shall divide you... BY ZEROOOOOO!

*Explosion*

*Kirby starts casting basic healing magic on TigerStryk*

Thanks for that... Imma going Lu Bu on that wall
...
I hope you all get the reference to that...

Oh, I've gotta get in on this...

I cast Kazap on the wall!

I divide wall by..... WALL
which should leave 1 if im correct, hopefully

Gizmo36 wrote:I divide wall by..... WALL
which should leave 1 if im correct, hopefully

Holy jeez that's genius.

I shoot chunks of concrete at the wall!

I use Tail Whip to decrease the Wall's defense!

Nevermind my other post I call Salad Fingers to hit the wall with his rusty spoon.

I my magical baelfire!!!