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Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:17 am
by Hypergenesis
It is but Ebly is missing.
I wish to be Better, Faster and Stronger.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:11 am
by dalonewolf25
You do, but then you blow up.
I wish for a fallafelraptor...
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:51 am
by exranio
Sense I don't know what that is you get a waffle with fallafelraptor written on it
I wish to know what that is.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:41 pm
by dalonewolf25
You find out that it never existed, and it makes you sad/
I wish for a cookie
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:09 pm
by Aarden
you get a cookie, but it is poisoned
I wish for a more powerful cpu that won't get too hot
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:52 pm
by dalonewolf25
Granted. It won't turn on now.
I wish for it.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:47 am
by Alex M.
You get it, but not in this life.
I wish for a Safardifinafa.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:33 am
by copper
You go on safari instead.
I wish for the sandman job that just opened up.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:49 am
by Alex M.
You goes to get, but someone wins you.
I wish I was at a Strawberry Field.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 2:11 pm
by dalonewolf25
You are, but you get attacked by ravenous strawberries.
I wish for a shovel...
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 3:08 pm
by Alex M.
You get a pick.
I wish it was more colder outside.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:21 pm
by dalonewolf25
You get: Absolute Zero
I insert: Frozen Alex
Re: The Chat Thread: Welcome to the Land of No Post Count Ve
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:53 pm
by Alex M.
Absolut vodka?
You get a 200 F Alex D:
I wish I had a Crossfox.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:57 pm
by copper
You will soon receive a crossed fox-wolf hybrid.
I wish that I had a quick fix for that problem I can't seem to solve.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:00 pm
by dalonewolf25
Granted. The solution was to smash your computer.
I wish for a firefly in the sky.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:01 pm
by Alex M.
Granted. But is a swarm so big that cover the sky.
I for a LSD flat screen.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:06 pm
by copper
You misspelled your wish and are not happy with the resulting lawsuit.
I wish I had a more naive way of thinking.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:09 pm
by Alex M.
*Cough* I wanted a LSD flat screen, not the boring LCD screen.
Granted. Your head explodes.
I wish I had a smartphone
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:14 pm
by copper
The phone is too smart and takes over the world; thanks a lot!
I wish Walmart started a war with Starbucks for supremacy. Who will end up taking over, huh?
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:15 pm
by dalonewolf25
Granted. Both companies goes bankrupt, and McDonalds takes over the world.
I wish for a cookie
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:18 pm
by copper
That cookie had a virus that came with it and destroyed your computer.
I wish that made sense.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:19 pm
by Alex M.
Granted. You breaks the Fourth-Wall
It begins until both are desytroyed and Oxxo's take over all >:D Btw Oxxo's are the mexican equivalent of 7-Elevens Awww.... you beat me :c Granted. You get a burned and total inedible one. Again D:
I wish I had Lysergic acid diethylamide.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:27 pm
by dalonewolf25
Granted. It came with Uranium...
I wish for the Tree of Life
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:46 pm
by copper
Would you settle for the sacred ash, Yggdrasil?
I wish magni and modi the best of luck after ragnarok.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:07 pm
by Alex M.
Zoroaster comes down to the eath and begins the end of the world before the ragnarok.
I wish I had a shelter.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:13 pm
by copper
You have one, but it's made of chocolate.
I wish for snow in florida.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:15 pm
by Alex M.
Granted. You get absolute zero snow.
I wish for snow in Tampico.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:56 am
by copper
You get snow when the earth is turned on it's side.
I wish I could eat breakfast for lunch.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:25 pm
by Hypergenesis
>>Eh, actually you can. Breakfast is just the FIRST meal of the day if you take it literally but. . .
Wish granted, the world spins twice as fast and you only have 12 hours per day.
I wish for more excitement in the life of others.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:38 pm
by copper
Your life becomes more boring in comparison.
I wish that over there was closer than it currently is.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:40 pm
by Alex M.
Granted. It comes so close that crush you.
I wish I had a yellow submarine
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:47 pm
by copper
You get the Beatles' song.
I wish for real stain-blocker technology.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:03 pm
by Alex M.
Granted. No more colors in your life
I wish I had a strawberry
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:35 pm
by copper
You now have a rotten strawberry.
I wish for better results.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:11 pm
by Nitrosparxx
Granted, but it's not the results that you wanted.
I wish I could plurlize word.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:19 pm
by copper
Here is an S for you.
I wish I had the talent to write.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:22 pm
by Alex M.
Granted. But you now can't read
I wish I had a reflex camera.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:26 pm
by copper
It snaps a picture every time you flinch.
I wish for a new computer.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:18 am
by Nitrosparxx
Granted, but it's an Amiga
I wish for a years supply of Ramen noodles!
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:19 am
by copper
Your stomach explodes.
I wish for an iron resolve.