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*Bino to Bruno when they first met*
Bino: Congratulations little girl, you’ve officially been promoted to boy, MINION BOY
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Max: What's the problem?
Grape: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me
Peanut: I don't do it on porpoise.
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King: Of course! He’s trying to lure me into a false sense of security, joke’s on him, I’ve never been secure in my life and I’m not about to start now

*about a minute of Overthinking later*

Bailey: I-Is he dead?

Fox: He’s just been standing there not blinking for fourty seconds
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King: Sometimes I wanna know if I became Dark Paladin, what my superpower will be. Then I realized what a short leg corgi can do in a battle.
Tarot: Come on, your rival would be a pomeranian.

Grape: What about me being Dream Sunderer? What would that be like?
Tarot: Oh sis you have too much love for that, TOO MUCH.
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Grape: Penguins are real.
Peanut: That's the spirit, Grape. They're real to me, too.
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Gale: Miles, I have a confession to make. The only reason I work at the accounting firm is because no one else will accept my resume! Do you know how hard it is to get work when your only qualifications are "big" and "square?!"

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Peanut: What if, and hear me out, we killed Max, pulled his soul into the magic well and then, I don’t know, put it back in the body?
Tarot: You want to turn him off and back on again??

Peanut: Grape, come out of the house! We're stealing a news van!
Max: It's the perfect crime! How will they ever report it?
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Tarot: Today, in defense against the dark arts-
Peanut: Did you say defensive martial arts?!
Tarot: What no-
Peanut: Because I’ve been working on my kicks! HIYA! HA!
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Daisy: "Have you ever thought of renting out this cabin?"
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Peanut: There’s three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way and the Bino way!
Grape:…Isn’t that the wrong way?
Max: Yes, but FASTER!.

Max: Well my sweet, you gotta admit - I've been on my best behavior this trip.
Grape: You punched out three people on the street.
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Miles: What goes up must come down.
Marion: Not me in physical education! I climb that rope and I'm stayin' put!
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Bino: "I think that’s why my dad won’t let me take karate, Bruno. Because he knows, he knows I'd be too good, too dangerous. One moment, I’d be mastering the high kick. The next, I’d be holding a beating heart in my hand."

Tarot: "Every ten years, Jormungandr, the great snake that encircles the Earth, releases his tail and threatens to destroy the planet."
Peanut: "I have several science-based questions."
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Sasha: Honeymoon is a weird term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is frankly horrifying.
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KING: Hello, pest control? No, I don't have mice. Termits? Nope. I don't have cockroaches, either.

GK: Can you tell Bailey to not be surprised if she sees a T-Rex playing with a train set in the backyard? Thanks!

KING: I was thinking metamorphical pests.
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Tarot: “I have to admit this is a new low even for you.“
Bino: “I’m sure I have no idea what you’re talking about.“
Tarot: “Look, the only way I’ve ever heard of anyone ending up with this type of haunting is theft of grave goods, which means somebody’s been doing a little grave robbing.“
Bino: “That somebody most definitely is not me.”
Tarot: “I’m dying to hear your explanation.“
Bino: “Well, for one, it’s only grave robbing if you rob a grave. If you steal the goods before they actually reach the grave it’s a different thing.”
Tarot: “Bino, what did you do?”
Bino: “I might possibly have carjacked a funeral procession.”
Tarot: “Unbelievable.“
Bino: “Well, it’s not grave robbing!”
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Tarot: Wait, you think I’m rock and roll?

Grape: Tarot, you’re friends with me, of course you’re rock and roll. Sure, you got some violins in there, but you’re still totally capable of giving my grandpa a heart attack.

Tarot: Aw! That’s so sweet!
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Legotron123 wrote: Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:11 pm Tarot: “I have to admit this is a new low even for you.“
Bino: “I’m sure I have no idea what you’re talking about.“
Tarot: “Look, the only way I’ve ever heard of anyone ending up with this type of haunting is theft of grave goods, which means somebody’s been doing a little grave robbing.“
Bino: “That somebody most definitely is not me.”
Tarot: “I’m dying to hear your explanation.“
Bino: “Well, for one, it’s only grave robbing if you rob a grave. If you steal the goods before they actually reach the grave it’s a different thing.”
Tarot: “Bino, what did you do?”
Bino: “I might possibly have carjacked a funeral procession.”
Tarot: “Unbelievable.“
Bino: “Well, it’s not grave robbing!”
Sasha: "Sounds pretty grave to me. Wonder what Kevin would think?"
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Duchess: "I can't believe this Bino! How are you still not finished with that chair?"
Bino: "The instructions are in Japanese."
Duchess: "Check the drawings then."
Bino: "Those are in Japanese too."

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Dallas: I don't care how long you've had this game, there's no dice in existence with eight spots on one side!
Lester: alright, alright, I'll wash `em!
Joey: but ... I just rolled a thirteen.
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I have too much fun with an incorrect quotes generator, I've already spammed Discord with some of the results and I thought I might share a few here too.

Tarot: You know, King gives Bailey flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Peanut: Okay.
*Later*
Peanut: *gives Bailey flowers*
Bailey: ???
Peanut: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

Bino: Duchess gave me a get better soon card.
Fox: That's sweet!
Bino: I wasn't sick, she just thinks I can do better.

Peanut: Don't go to the kitchen.
Grape: Why?
Peanut: I saw a spider.
Grape: Did you kill it?
Peanut: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair.

Grape: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Grape: What an idiot.
Grape: *realizes it's Max*
Grape: Wait, that's MY idiot!
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"Deleted scene" from the Noob Tube arc:

Sasha: So I have to read this?
Rock: No sweetie, fold a paper airplane out of it...

(Source: Valami Amerika 2)
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I could imagine Jack saying stuff like this if he was assigned as a guide during the Rites of Adulthood

Jack: "Bruno will park on you with a road roller, then she pops your eyes like a zit, she *beep* into your disemboweled stomachs, freezes you then use you as *beep* garden gnomes."
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Aw, but that's silly. Where would a bear get a driver's license?
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We have a good saying for that which goes like this: "Az autó nem jogsival működik"
It roughly translates to "The car isn't powered by driver's license", so if any of the pups make a comment about the lack of bears with driver's license, then Jack can use this saying as an excuse
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If Grape decided to use earplugs so Peanut can't interrupt her naps:
Peanut: Maybe we should ask Dr. D'Angelo for help.
Sabrina: He's not a doctor of medicine, he's an archaeologist.
Peanut: She has been asleep for really long time.

Edit: Took a look at Jungle Fever arc and turns out I remembered falsely and Sabrina's dad is an anthropologist, not an archeologist, so now this makes even less sense
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I've forgotten more than I'll ever know.
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Bino: It really doesn’t matter what you guys think, because we dogs are superior and don’t have to worry about the opinions of you lowly cats. <slams door >

Grape: Should we tell him he just walked into the broom closet?

Max: (sighing) We better get him out, last time he nearly ate Mr. Limburg’s corn broom.
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