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Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You

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I slap you for not recognizing it's "The bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells"!
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I slap you because you ignored my Calvin and Hobbes reference.
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I slap you for the no Poe go.
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I slap you for plagiarizing Walt Kelly!
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I slap you `cause your Cubbies picked up Craig Kimbrel (Good catch, by the way!).
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slapped for artistic inadequacy.
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I slap you for having an anime avatar!
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*Wingslap*
no i don't.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I slap you for changing your avatar so my earlier reasons for slapping you make no sense!
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you get slapped for failing to expect that from someone who swaps avatars minimum once a month.
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I slap you because slapping people is fun.
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I slap you for having a deranged sense of fun.
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I slap you for forgetting that when slapping doesn't work, you have to slap harder!
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I slap you harder.
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And because you've made me mad, I slap you as hard as I can!
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I slap you for unleashing your hard slap (mighta missed - I'm still seeing stars).
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I slapped me `cause I gotta wake up! Umph ...... :roll:
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I slap you to make sure you are awake!
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Slapped you for reviving this silly thread again (wondered where the forum's heart shock paddles got off to).
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I slapped you because I have ping pong paddles.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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I slap you becuase your red-colored font makes our eyes blood-shot. (No, not really. ;) )
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Slaps you for going on travels without us.
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I slap you back for not making one of your epic ballads out of slapping me silly.
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To slap New Hampshire’s finest
might be difficult to do
because, like many Statesmen,
he has weapons to go through.
Playfully whapping with a fish,
like Python’s are known to hold to;
it might be taken off me
and give him something to chew.
So it’s safest to just slap and go
and throw a pecan pie at a Dayzee.
But I’ll stay away from Zesortinge;
being hit by a pie dish makes life hazy...
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I slap you for attempting to stay away.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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Welsh Halfwit wrote: Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:39 am To slap New Hampshire’s finest
might be difficult to do
because, like many Statesmen,
he has weapons to go through.
Playfully whapping with a fish,
like Python’s are known to hold to;
it might be taken off me
and give him something to chew.
So it’s safest to just slap and go
and throw a pecan pie at a Dayzee.
But I’ll stay away from Zesortinge;
being hit by a pie dish makes life hazy...
I slap you for ... for ... um, wow, for putting Dayzee, Zesortinge, and me in the ranks of Beowulf, Achilles, Hector, and the jaberwocky. (seriously, brillig, Welsh, sssserrrriously brillig !!).
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