2021/12/14 - Guard. Water. Thirsty. Sick Man.
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2021/12/14 - Guard. Water. Thirsty. Sick Man.
Guard. Water. Thirsty. Sick Man.
*baps giant demon nose with newspaper*
Seems like even as a demon, Steward isn't being taken seriously.
*baps giant demon nose with newspaper*
Seems like even as a demon, Steward isn't being taken seriously.
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Re: 2021/12/14 - Guard. Water. Thirsty. Sick Man.
DemoSteward’s got some ideas
about a place he’s never been
and those, he thinks, are tagged like him;
thoughts that are, mainly, quite obscene.
Is this all part of Tarot’s plan;
taking up all his attention?
Where are the certain other two?
(A Red Panda I could mention?)
I hope the elevator works
for when they decide to flee.
Running down the Fire escape?
Frankly, rather them than me.
about a place he’s never been
and those, he thinks, are tagged like him;
thoughts that are, mainly, quite obscene.
Is this all part of Tarot’s plan;
taking up all his attention?
Where are the certain other two?
(A Red Panda I could mention?)
I hope the elevator works
for when they decide to flee.
Running down the Fire escape?
Frankly, rather them than me.
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Re: 2021/12/14 - Guard. Water. Thirsty. Sick Man.
Wait, so has he just been standing there keeping watch of them this whole time? You'd think he'd give in to the urge of punching a Building or stomping a Vehicle by now....
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Re: 2021/12/14 - Guard. Water. Thirsty. Sick Man.
No, he's that big that he's never that far away. Which may be why they're distracting him.MrBlueSky7 wrote: ↑Tue Dec 14, 2021 7:41 am Wait, so has he just been standing there keeping watch of them this whole time? You'd think he'd give in to the urge of punching a Building or stomping a Vehicle by now....
Re: 2021/12/14 - Guard. Water. Thirsty. Sick Man.
Steward, remember that Dante’s Inferno is basically glorified fan fiction, don’t take what it portrays as canon.
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Still suffering from typecasting, even in his starring role. black, square eye-sockets ... nice touch, Rick.SeanWolf wrote: ↑Tue Dec 14, 2021 6:30 am Guard. Water. Thirsty. Sick Man.
*baps giant demon nose with newspaper*
Seems like even as a demon, Steward isn't being taken seriously.
Pretty dark take on "The Circle of Life" there, ante-Pina.
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Re: 2021/12/14 - Guard. Water. Thirsty. Sick Man.
Dat's nasty, Steward.
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Re: 2021/12/14 - Guard. Water. Thirsty. Sick Man.
Probably, you really need to drink water and to respond at nature calls, but those requests sound more to be a way to act your plan to escape from the car and run taking different directions. It's not so easy to get Steward to do your requests, indeed, he doesn't care of you, you're like tools for him... You should think another way. Well said, Tarot, just "eww" to that filthy talking of him... But it's normal to hear from a demon, I guess. And yeah, he hasn't been there, yet.
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Re: 2021/12/14 - Guard. Water. Thirsty. Sick Man.
To be very fair to Steward here after reading the comic. it is very clear that people have different interpretations of Heck along with the fire and brimstone part. That does sound like something one would have to do in Heck. Though Steward should probably realize if they did that they were end up dying from food poisoning.
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I think Steward is going to be horrified to realize that Heck turns out to be just endless toiling under middle-management, exactly the thing he hated doing so much working for the Miltons.
For him, it really will be the worst eternal fate ever.
For him, it really will be the worst eternal fate ever.
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Re: 2021/12/14 - Guard. Water. Thirsty. Sick Man.
Jail might be looking better and better to Steward. Too late to go back now, though, I think.
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Re: 2021/12/14 - Guard. Water. Thirsty. Sick Man.
when is Kitsune going to get off his tails, and start kicking tail~
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Re: 2021/12/14 - Guard. Water. Thirsty. Sick Man.
Sadly, I think you might be right. I can see Demon-Stweard getting dragged below at the end of this, and when he gets down there, he's shrunk back to his normal size (but still demonified), and ridiculed for all time.
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"Mr Stewart,your tongue is blue, what kind of health plan does Heck offer?"
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Oh I'm sure it is fine! Having a different colored tongue is all the rage these days!
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WOAH, when'd the updates start up again? I haven't checked in for a while, and I guess I've been missing out. Also, hello again.
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Welcome back. I'd give you a hug but, y'know, jellyfish?
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Re: 2021/12/14 - Guard. Water. Thirsty. Sick Man.
New comics started being uploaded again on September 24th so its been a few months but there is a different uploading schedule now. We are only guaranteed ONE comic per week on either Tuesday or Friday and a possible second one on the day it didn't update.
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Nice to have you back, CC.CuriousCnidarian wrote: ↑Wed Dec 15, 2021 2:12 am WOAH, when'd the updates start up again? I haven't checked in for a while, and I guess I've been missing out. Also, hello again.
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Welcome back, CuriousCnidarian.
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You do know if you ever try to leave again we will lock you in a small tank and keep you in the main forum right?
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Welcome home.CuriousCnidarian wrote: ↑Wed Dec 15, 2021 2:12 am WOAH, when'd the updates start up again? I haven't checked in for a while, and I guess I've been missing out. Also, hello again.
Leave again and I'll sic the Giant Alien Dandelion of Doom on you.
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I hope that the Giant Alien Dandelion of Doom is resistant to jellyfish stings...
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I'd like to see you tryAmazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Thu Dec 16, 2021 6:28 pm You do know if you ever try to leave again we will lock you in a small tank and keep you in the main forum right?
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Hey I have a pool net that I can use to pluck you out of the water! We had it left over from the koi pond that was the only reason my father wanted the house and now its gone because it was leaking.
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RIP Koi pond.
Anyway, I read through the new comics last night. Took me maybe all of 5 minutes, hover-over text included, which I was a tad upset about. No one to blame for that but me and my reading speed. Seemed mostly to be Craig/Draig/Kitsune, which I'm fine with because we hadn't seen much of them recently. Although I am thinking about this year's Christmas comic. Knowing the new upload schedule is only one of T/F, the next page may very well be the big Christmas one, though I can't imagine what it would entail unless there's another big time-skip like a year or two ago. OR if it's another one of those weeks where we get two pages. Also noticed the color work was outsourced.
And, uhh... I think that's all I had to say about the matter.
Anyway, I read through the new comics last night. Took me maybe all of 5 minutes, hover-over text included, which I was a tad upset about. No one to blame for that but me and my reading speed. Seemed mostly to be Craig/Draig/Kitsune, which I'm fine with because we hadn't seen much of them recently. Although I am thinking about this year's Christmas comic. Knowing the new upload schedule is only one of T/F, the next page may very well be the big Christmas one, though I can't imagine what it would entail unless there's another big time-skip like a year or two ago. OR if it's another one of those weeks where we get two pages. Also noticed the color work was outsourced.
And, uhh... I think that's all I had to say about the matter.
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Wonder if it'll be a bonus comic?CuriousCnidarian wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 5:46 pm RIP Koi pond.
Anyway, I read through the new comics last night. Took me maybe all of 5 minutes, hover-over text included, which I was a tad upset about. No one to blame for that but me and my reading speed. Seemed mostly to be Craig/Draig/Kitsune, which I'm fine with because we hadn't seen much of them recently. Although I am thinking about this year's Christmas comic. Knowing the new upload schedule is only one of T/F, the next page may very well be the big Christmas one, though I can't imagine what it would entail unless there's another big time-skip like a year or two ago. OR if it's another one of those weeks where we get two pages. Also noticed the color work was outsourced.
And, uhh... I think that's all I had to say about the matter.
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The Holiday Comic will probably be Demon Steward doing something like this...CuriousCnidarian wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 5:46 pm RIP Koi pond.
Anyway, I read through the new comics last night. Took me maybe all of 5 minutes, hover-over text included, which I was a tad upset about. No one to blame for that but me and my reading speed. Seemed mostly to be Craig/Draig/Kitsune, which I'm fine with because we hadn't seen much of them recently. Although I am thinking about this year's Christmas comic. Knowing the new upload schedule is only one of T/F, the next page may very well be the big Christmas one, though I can't imagine what it would entail unless there's another big time-skip like a year or two ago. OR if it's another one of those weeks where we get two pages. Also noticed the color work was outsourced.
And, uhh... I think that's all I had to say about the matter.
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Well you can't say it WOULDN'T be festive. LOL
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There will be two comics next week. Rick's current schedule goes Housepets, Housepets, Skinchange, Housepets, A&H Club. We got an A&H Club comic on Friday, so Ricks next two updates will be Housepets.CuriousCnidarian wrote: ↑Fri Dec 17, 2021 5:46 pm RIP Koi pond.
Anyway, I read through the new comics last night. Took me maybe all of 5 minutes, hover-over text included, which I was a tad upset about. No one to blame for that but me and my reading speed. Seemed mostly to be Craig/Draig/Kitsune, which I'm fine with because we hadn't seen much of them recently. Although I am thinking about this year's Christmas comic. Knowing the new upload schedule is only one of T/F, the next page may very well be the big Christmas one, though I can't imagine what it would entail unless there's another big time-skip like a year or two ago. OR if it's another one of those weeks where we get two pages. Also noticed the color work was outsourced.
And, uhh... I think that's all I had to say about the matter.
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Well. I suppose that answers that, then.
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Re: 2021/12/14 - Guard. Water. Thirsty. Sick Man.
I honestly thought that he did it randomly with no pattern. I guess I was wrong about that.
Re: 2021/12/14 - Guard. Water. Thirsty. Sick Man.
So it turns out Steward truly is a jerk
Plus he also doesn't know how demons work-
Given that it's clear he's never bothered to check
How things, well, actually work in Heck.
He's got them trapped up on that roof,
But even the best plans aren't complaint-proof-
They need water, they need relief,
All that causes Steward much grief.
Plus he also doesn't know how demons work-
Given that it's clear he's never bothered to check
How things, well, actually work in Heck.
He's got them trapped up on that roof,
But even the best plans aren't complaint-proof-
They need water, they need relief,
All that causes Steward much grief.
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