2022/02/14 - Trashy Valentines Cards
2022/02/14 - Trashy Valentines Cards
[ Trashy Valentines Cards ]
Title Text: it was russell stover, so you're not missing anything
The Woodlands Collection ^^
Title Text: it was russell stover, so you're not missing anything
The Woodlands Collection ^^
Re: 2022/02/14 - Trashy Valentines Cards
Happy Valentine's Day all`round! Thanks, Rick.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: 2022/02/14 - Trashy Valentines Cards
I might snuggle Falstaff
(But I prefer Custom ink)
And Truck could be fun too
but Cody’d make me think.
He may not like brohugs
before his pizza hunt
whilst Truck tells of Falstaff
and his latest stunt.
Ink here’s the calmest one
and cutest one to boot.
I’d invite her round for food
and ask her what would suit.
Pizza or Lasagne?
Pasta or a new pie?
What kind of food is there
that'll help me catch her eye?
My dearest Custom Ink
I fear my heart is yours
and I now place it humbly
into your pretty paws.
Your face shines with light
and your eyes glow with joy.
Your faith confounds all fate
and wonder’s in your boy.
You are the prettiest mom
seen in the Garden’s wood.
Can you guess who sent this?
C’mon; it’s a poem. You should(!)
(But I prefer Custom ink)
And Truck could be fun too
but Cody’d make me think.
He may not like brohugs
before his pizza hunt
whilst Truck tells of Falstaff
and his latest stunt.
Ink here’s the calmest one
and cutest one to boot.
I’d invite her round for food
and ask her what would suit.
Pizza or Lasagne?
Pasta or a new pie?
What kind of food is there
that'll help me catch her eye?
My dearest Custom Ink
I fear my heart is yours
and I now place it humbly
into your pretty paws.
Your face shines with light
and your eyes glow with joy.
Your faith confounds all fate
and wonder’s in your boy.
You are the prettiest mom
seen in the Garden’s wood.
Can you guess who sent this?
C’mon; it’s a poem. You should(!)
Re: 2022/02/14 - Trashy Valentines Cards
And it's again the day of the love with funny cards. Yeah, Cory, I agree with you, and you love stinky love. Ahah, Falstaff, I remember it differently, but you get the same some snuggles. Alright, if that brand of chocolate isn't that good, you did it right, Truck, but don't blame me for eventual stomachaches. Oh, it's not necessary, Custom Ink, you already did that with Zach...
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Re: 2022/02/14 - Trashy Valentines Cards
Anybody else really want to know what Cory means when he says he is into stinky love?
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Re: 2022/02/14 - Trashy Valentines Cards
N O.Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 4:10 pm Anybody else really want to know what Cory means when he says he is into stinky love?
Sarah was afraid, so she lied and said, “I did not laugh.” But [The LORD] said, “Yes, you did laugh.” - Genesis 18:15 (NIV).
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Re: 2022/02/14 - Trashy Valentines Cards
Well I do but I want it explained and not shown. I do better with explanations.
Re: 2022/02/14 - Trashy Valentines Cards
Seriously behind on poems, I'll get there!
[And yeah, I'm still here!]
--
Love stinks, and so does Cory,
Fal's misattributing one strange story,
Truck might need a diet day,
And Ink's found a reason to pray.
Troublemakers on this year's cards,
One even holds a skull, the Bard's,
It's so sweet, my heart inflates,
And hey, where are my choc-o-lates?
[And yeah, I'm still here!]
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Love stinks, and so does Cory,
Fal's misattributing one strange story,
Truck might need a diet day,
And Ink's found a reason to pray.
Troublemakers on this year's cards,
One even holds a skull, the Bard's,
It's so sweet, my heart inflates,
And hey, where are my choc-o-lates?
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- Amazee Dayzee
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Re: 2022/02/14 - Trashy Valentines Cards
Wonder if Cory found anybody that was interested in his stinky love? LOL