The Vending Machine Game!
Moderator: ArcWolf
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get: Taken away
Inserts: Uncooked meat
Inserts: Uncooked meat
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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You get THE BEST FREAKIN' STEAK EVER.
*inserts a shoe*
*inserts a shoe*
*WARNING* This product contains A.D.H.D. and is therefore liable to suddenly lose interest in what he's saying, stare into space for unknown amounts of time, and point at random objects shouting, "Look, a chicken!" when there is no chicken.
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Pfft, and they said I couldn't toast breakfast cereal. Now look who's laughing!
Take that, society!
Take that, society!
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You get febreeze, which smells terrible.
*inserts the quote button*
*inserts the quote button*
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
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You get: The edit button.
Inserts: int main ()
{
int a, b;
cout << "Enter two numbers.\n";
cin >> a;
cin >> b;
if (a >= ++b) {
cout << "Hello.\n";
b = a--}
else {
cout << "Goodbye.\n";}
return 0;
}
Inserts: int main ()
{
int a, b;
cout << "Enter two numbers.\n";
cin >> a;
cin >> b;
if (a >= ++b) {
cout << "Hello.\n";
b = a--}
else {
cout << "Goodbye.\n";}
return 0;
}
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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You get: HTML Coding for Dummies.
*Inserts Deoxyribonucleic acid*
*Inserts Deoxyribonucleic acid*
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what are you talking about that was C++ and you know itSouji wrote:You get: HTML Coding for Dummies.
*Inserts Deoxyribonucleic acid*
You get: Heterogeneous Nuclear Ribonucleic Acid
Inserts: Methylenedioxymethamphetamines
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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You get: Instant-Druggie-Rave-Party-in-a-Box!
*Inserts the Insert Key*
*Inserts the Insert Key*
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You get: Insert Keyhole
Inserts: Cake batter
Inserts: Cake batter
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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You get: a cake. Seriously what did you expect?
I insert: a quarter.
I insert: a quarter.
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You get: A little LED display reading "$0.25" Because nothing in the vending machine costs a quater anymore.
*inserts a five dollar bill*
*inserts a five dollar bill*
*WARNING* This product contains A.D.H.D. and is therefore liable to suddenly lose interest in what he's saying, stare into space for unknown amounts of time, and point at random objects shouting, "Look, a chicken!" when there is no chicken.
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You get two big bottles of coke.
*Insert Jordan (the song)*
*Insert Jordan (the song)*
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You get: Pwned (by the song)
Inserts: Paul Gilbert
Inserts: Paul Gilbert
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You get hurting fingers.
*inserts every signature on this forum that quotes anyone on this forum*
*inserts every signature on this forum that quotes anyone on this forum*
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
- Keeshah
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You get *signature not on file!*
*inserts Soupy Sales *
*inserts Soupy Sales *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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You get: Soup.
Insets: A party. A party held by me. muffins and cookies right. You know how fun that's going to be.
Insets: A party. A party held by me. muffins and cookies right. You know how fun that's going to be.
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You get one heck of a game of charades. And peanut/maxwell party favors.
*inserts *
*inserts *
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
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You get: a double-jointed back.
what, who says it has to be related?
Inserts: X-treem Choreography 2010! HARDxCORE DANCING SKILLZ! We even have one contestant that choreographs a dance to a modern pop tune written by pop idol Rihanna ON TOP OF A VOLCANOOOO (x-treem!)
what, who says it has to be related?
Inserts: X-treem Choreography 2010! HARDxCORE DANCING SKILLZ! We even have one contestant that choreographs a dance to a modern pop tune written by pop idol Rihanna ON TOP OF A VOLCANOOOO (x-treem!)
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you get on america's funnest home videos
* inserts a mixed pup of Tarot an Miles! * double shot awesome
* inserts a mixed pup of Tarot an Miles! * double shot awesome
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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You get a very angry fanbase
*inserts a laugh track*
*inserts a laugh track*
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
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You get an angry mob
*inserts insanity*
*inserts insanity*
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You get: A lack of insanity.
Inserts: A lack of no insanity.
Inserts: A lack of no insanity.
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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You get a very confused person which would be me >.>
*inserts goatee*
*inserts goatee*
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You get: Goat tea.
Inserts: Jasmine tea.
Inserts: Jasmine tea.
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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You get: Schnitzel
Inserts: A paradox
Inserts: A paradox
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You get: A time machine.
Inserts: The chicken
Inserts: The chicken
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you get a road.
* inserts fur sheding season *
* inserts fur sheding season *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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You get the women's coat section of Macy's.
*inserts Risk (the board game)*
*inserts Risk (the board game)*
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
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You get: Risk (the word)
Inserts: A phone playing electronic music in the middle of a lesson
Inserts: A phone playing electronic music in the middle of a lesson
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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You get: Tiësto out of nowhere during the lesson
Inserts: Flash Drive
Inserts: Flash Drive
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God tiësto hot air balloons me off i swear
You get: Flash player
Inserts: Java (the language, not the coffee)
You get: Flash player
Inserts: Java (the language, not the coffee)
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you get Deathlok brand Java coffee.
* inserts voting day *
* inserts voting day *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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You get: A bad president.
Inserts: Angry white middle-aged man demographic.
Inserts: Angry white middle-aged man demographic.
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you get dissapointment, as there voted out of power again..
* inserts yellow snow *
* inserts yellow snow *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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You get a disease.
*Inserts a PSP*
*Inserts a PSP*
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You get a Nintendo DSi.
*Inserts the resurrection of this thread*
*Inserts the resurrection of this thread*
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
*You get not-so-funny and mostly non-related fake things from an imaginary vending machine AGAIN.*
Insert a deck of cards.
Insert a deck of cards.
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You get: A world where everyone fights with little pieces of paper and guns are apparently unheard of.
*inserts dental floss*
*inserts dental floss*
*WARNING* This product contains A.D.H.D. and is therefore liable to suddenly lose interest in what he's saying, stare into space for unknown amounts of time, and point at random objects shouting, "Look, a chicken!" when there is no chicken.
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You get: Someone with breath-mints.
Inserts: A mini-stapler.
Inserts: A mini-stapler.
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