The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: Taken away
Inserts: Uncooked meat
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get THE BEST FREAKIN' STEAK EVER.

*inserts a shoe*
*WARNING* This product contains A.D.H.D. and is therefore liable to suddenly lose interest in what he's saying, stare into space for unknown amounts of time, and point at random objects shouting, "Look, a chicken!" when there is no chicken.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get some dance shoes to groove to this.

*Inserts the backspace key*
Pfft, and they said I couldn't toast breakfast cereal. Now look who's laughing!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You ge

*inserts: air freshener*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get febreeze, which smells terrible.
*inserts the quote button*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: The edit button.
Inserts: int main ()

{
int a, b;
cout << "Enter two numbers.\n";
cin >> a;
cin >> b;
if (a >= ++b) {
cout << "Hello.\n";
b = a--}
else {
cout << "Goodbye.\n";}
return 0;
}
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: HTML Coding for Dummies.

*Inserts Deoxyribonucleic acid*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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Souji wrote:You get: HTML Coding for Dummies.

*Inserts Deoxyribonucleic acid*
what are you talking about that was C++ and you know it

You get: Heterogeneous Nuclear Ribonucleic Acid

Inserts: Methylenedioxymethamphetamines
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: Instant-Druggie-Rave-Party-in-a-Box!

*Inserts the Insert Key*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: Insert Keyhole
Inserts: Cake batter
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: a cake. Seriously what did you expect?

I insert: a quarter.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: A little LED display reading "$0.25" Because nothing in the vending machine costs a quater anymore.

*inserts a five dollar bill*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get two big bottles of coke.

*Insert Jordan (the song)*
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You get: Pwned (by the song)
Inserts: Paul Gilbert
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get hurting fingers.
*inserts every signature on this forum that quotes anyone on this forum*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get *signature not on file!*

*inserts Soupy Sales *
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: Soup.
Insets: A party. A party held by me. muffins and cookies right. You know how fun that's going to be.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get one heck of a game of charades. And peanut/maxwell party favors.
*inserts :arrow: *
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: a double-jointed back.
what, who says it has to be related?
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get on america's funnest home videos

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a very angry fanbase
*inserts a laugh track*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get an angry mob
*inserts insanity*
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You get: A lack of insanity.

Inserts: A lack of no insanity.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a very confused person :Dwhich would be me >.>
*inserts goatee*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: Goat tea.
Inserts: Jasmine tea.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: Schnitzel
Inserts: A paradox
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: A time machine.

Inserts: The chicken
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get a road.

* inserts fur sheding season *
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get the women's coat section of Macy's.
*inserts Risk (the board game)*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: Risk (the word)

Inserts: A phone playing electronic music in the middle of a lesson
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You get: Tiësto out of nowhere during the lesson
Inserts: Flash Drive
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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God tiësto hot air balloons me off i swear

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get Deathlok brand Java coffee.

* inserts voting day *
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: A bad president.
Inserts: Angry white middle-aged man demographic.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get dissapointment, as there voted out of power again..

* inserts yellow snow *
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a disease.
*Inserts a PSP*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a Nintendo DSi.
*Inserts the resurrection of this thread*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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*You get not-so-funny and mostly non-related fake things from an imaginary vending machine AGAIN.*
Insert a deck of cards.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: A world where everyone fights with little pieces of paper and guns are apparently unheard of.

*inserts dental floss*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: Someone with breath-mints.

Inserts: A mini-stapler.
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