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Stuffed animals always have those. Now hold still while I scan you.
What should I serve for Halloween Feast?
What should I serve for Halloween Feast?
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Edward Cullen
Ever been bit by a dead bee?
Ever been bit by a dead bee?
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Of course not, I bit him first.
Erecting this building is taking way more than four hours, should I call a doctor?
Erecting this building is taking way more than four hours, should I call a doctor?
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Only if you’re in Spooner, Wisconsin and your name is Eugene.
Have you never been mellow?
Have you never been mellow?
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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I've only been yellow.
What would it take to put you in the driver's seat of this Pontiac Aztec?
What would it take to put you in the driver's seat of this Pontiac Aztec?
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A bag of Skittles and a water bed.
Is there a script doctor in the house?
Is there a script doctor in the house?
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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I studied wordsmithing in college, will that do?
Would you like your coffee Cartesian or Polar?
Would you like your coffee Cartesian or Polar?
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No, I want it southwestern.Nathan Kerbonaut wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 5:53 pm I studied wordsmithing in college, will that do?
Would you like your coffee Cartesian or Polar?
Does anyone know where the wrench went?
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It bought a goat farm and moved to Riverside, California.
Does anyone have a beef roast in the oven?
Does anyone have a beef roast in the oven?
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Yes - and she doesn't like being called that.
How many years in a day?
How many years in a day?
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Dorothy Parker.
Any idea where California went?
Any idea where California went?
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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It's out to lunch.
Who is the Jester?
Who is the Jester?
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My neighbor Gary, the clown college dropout.
Do you have an alligator license?
Do you have an alligator license?
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Don't need one, I don't drive a Gator
Can you decorate my house with the content of this box?
Can you decorate my house with the content of this box?
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Only if it’s a box from a Menard’s outside Ames, Iowa.
Do you have any fruit to declare?
Do you have any fruit to declare?
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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The mangoes seek asylum.
Have you seen the upside-down forest?
Have you seen the upside-down forest?
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Sure, it's on the shore of the fractal lake.
Can you show me on this model of the Space Shuttle where the economy class seats are?
Can you show me on this model of the Space Shuttle where the economy class seats are?
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Let me check my purse.
Does the fun really never stop when you’re clean and tidy?
Does the fun really never stop when you’re clean and tidy?
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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It's true, and if you're lucky the shampoo bottles will do their dance routine.
What's the measurement of these jeans in gigabits?
What's the measurement of these jeans in gigabits?
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14 hogahead per kight year.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
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The 2021 puddings are out.
Does anyone know where I can get an alternator for a Buick Skylark?
Does anyone know where I can get an alternator for a Buick Skylark?
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Bob's Auto Parts in Gary, Indiana circa 1993
Are you the keymaster?
Are you the keymaster?
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No, I think I'm his pet mongoose.
But then how can I be telling you this?
But then how can I be telling you this?
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By using your flock of trained hummingbirds.
Which endangered animal should I serve for Christmas dinner?
Which endangered animal should I serve for Christmas dinner?
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Bella Swan
Should we alert the nearby town of that yeti ?
Should we alert the nearby town of that yeti ?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Naw, lets wait until after the detonation.
What does this button do:
What does this button do:
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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It makes Big Jake's famous no bean chili. Or it launches a missile at Togo. One of the two.
Do you know anything by Donna Summer?
Do you know anything by Donna Summer?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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No, but I know her cousin Joanna Fall.
What would it take to put you in the drivers seat of this 1985 Yugo?
What would it take to put you in the drivers seat of this 1985 Yugo?
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Nothing, because I'm not Yugoslavian.
What DID happen to Mike Warnersauce?
What DID happen to Mike Warnersauce?
Sarah was afraid, so she lied and said, “I did not laugh.” But [The LORD] said, “Yes, you did laugh.” - Genesis 18:15 (NIV).
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He was traded to the Cubs for two minor leaguers and a player to be named later.
Ever seen a chartreuse pachyderm?
Ever seen a chartreuse pachyderm?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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No, but I have seen a puce hippopotamous.
What's the number for 9-1-1?
What's the number for 9-1-1?
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7-7-7
What's wrong with Bunnie Hart?
What's wrong with Bunnie Hart?
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Nothing at all! People are supposed to look inside-out like that!
...at least when I'm around
On a scale of two to twenty-three, where does it hurt?
...at least when I'm around
On a scale of two to twenty-three, where does it hurt?
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Right in my fifth.
Who wants leftover Emu?
Who wants leftover Emu?
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Rob from accounting ordered a plate.
Should we fry or bake that aardvark ?
Should we fry or bake that aardvark ?
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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'The aardvark just got back from the dispensary. He's already baked.
Where can I get a gallon of blinker fluid?
Where can I get a gallon of blinker fluid?
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Al's Auto Fluid Barn Aisle 9 Section C, on your right if you're facing the back of the store.
Who do you think will win the Future Ant Farmer. Of America scholarship?
Who do you think will win the Future Ant Farmer. Of America scholarship?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Probably the aardvark if we're being real.
Window-smashing party anyone?
Window-smashing party anyone?
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Sure, I’ll bring the hot onion dip.
Did anyone order a leopard-print seat cover for a 1966 Rambler American?
Did anyone order a leopard-print seat cover for a 1966 Rambler American?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Perfect! Just in time to pick up the Manson family!
Whats the fastest animal on Mars?
Whats the fastest animal on Mars?
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