2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
[2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour]
Title Text: That might have been the worst three thousand dollars I ever spent.
A good owner knows when to bring in someone else for a specific job. Unfortunately money doesn't equal intelligence.
Title Text: That might have been the worst three thousand dollars I ever spent.
A good owner knows when to bring in someone else for a specific job. Unfortunately money doesn't equal intelligence.
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Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
That's only the first of the bad planing with this park sadly.
Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
You know, it always confused me whether Hammod's voice could or couldn't be heard from inside the cars
For those of you who don't know or don't remember the movie:
For those of you who don't know or don't remember the movie:
- Sabrina is Lawyer Don Gennaro, the representative of Jurassic Park's stockholders who want to kick Hammond off the board
- Draig is Lex, Hammond's hippie-ish computer geek of a granddaughter
- Ace is Tim, Hammond's action-loving bookworm of a grandson
- Rook is Dr. Ellie Sattler, a paleontologists quasi-romantically involved with Dr. Grant, specialized in prehistoric plants and adoring children, here to say whether Jurassic Park is "authentic" or not
- Max is Dr. Ian Malcolm, the breakout-role eccentric chaos theory specialist charged with saying how everything could go horribly wrong
- Olive is Dr. Alan Grant, a quasi-bankrupt paleontologist specialized in Velociraptors and hating children, here to say whether Jurassic Park is "authentic" or not
- Grape is John Hammond, the lovable 70-year-old millionare who has "spared no expense" building Jurassic Park
- Tarot is COO Ray Arnold, chain smoker
- Pueblo is Jurassic Park's zookeeper Robert Muldoon, who acts like Crocodile Dundee (who is from Australia), though he, himself, canonically is from Kenya
- North Star is the big Velociraptor
- Darth Vader Sanchez is a baby Velociraptor
- Craig is Dennis Nedry, the fed-up underpaid (or so he claims) tech geek working at Jurassic park
- Peanut is everyone else, including the postproduction team
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Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
I imagine it went something like
-So you liked the design Mr Hammod?
H: I did
-Shall we build it?
H: no.
-Why?
H: Because it wasn't me the one who design it
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Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
There’s only so far the budget can stretch
with the greatest Imaginate
and, with all things in account,
a lack of Dinos is your fate.
Just use your mind, my little guy,
to fill in the remaining blanks
and, if you then survive the night,
be imaginative with thanks.
Max is with our Ace here, it seems,
unable to see it all through.
Against that kind of mental block
there’s little a silky voice can do.
with the greatest Imaginate
and, with all things in account,
a lack of Dinos is your fate.
Just use your mind, my little guy,
to fill in the remaining blanks
and, if you then survive the night,
be imaginative with thanks.
Max is with our Ace here, it seems,
unable to see it all through.
Against that kind of mental block
there’s little a silky voice can do.
Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
I can't not hear this in Strong Bad's voice, Rick. How did you project that into my head?
Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
Wallpaper ... so tasteful. You can almost taste the mosquitos...
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Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
Great now I'm hearing it too!
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Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
"[E]ven with simple tools, you too can make awesome."
―November 21, 2010
―November 21, 2010
Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
And so, the car tour begins, despite the incoming big storm risk. Ok, welcome to the Jurassic Park, but indeed, there are too many trees and leaves covering almost everything. He can well criticize also that, why he shouldn't? Three thousand dollars spent just to see a forest? Yep, they're the worst ones ever spent.
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Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
Oh hey look at that! Malcolm isn't stuttering anymore like he did before! I guess he realized if he continued doing it someone would throw him to the dinosaurs. XD
Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
That's the Trix commercial, right? .... or was it Sherwin-Williams? Sigh.Frank wrote: ↑Mon Jun 08, 2020 11:33 am Now now, it very clearly says Richard Kyley
Well uh... it's better than tasting the rainbow?
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Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
I think it was Skittles, actually. I continue to like Max in this Imaginate, also I like how Olive has her paw over her eyes to try and see the dinosaurs.NHWestoN wrote: ↑Mon Jun 08, 2020 6:01 pmThat's the Trix commercial, right? .... or was it Sherwin-Williams? Sigh.Frank wrote: ↑Mon Jun 08, 2020 11:33 am Now now, it very clearly says Richard Kyley
Well uh... it's better than tasting the rainbow?
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Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
I just thought of something.
If we ever get an Imaginate for Independence Day, Max needs to play David.
If we ever get an Imaginate for Independence Day, Max needs to play David.
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Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
That will be something we have to make sure Rick takes into consideration then.
Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
... and let's get Cory's nephews and nieces involved.
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Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
Hopefully by that time their mother will have taught them not to spray every animal or person that they meet.
Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
Can't even see the dinos,
What a shame,
Looks to me like
The park design's to blame.
This looks like an interesting ride,
All the creatures come along,
And Hammond's narration
Will the foolishness prolong.
Crimes against humanity,
Hammond's committed those,
But about it, he's apathetic,
As his remark clearly shows.
What a shame,
Looks to me like
The park design's to blame.
This looks like an interesting ride,
All the creatures come along,
And Hammond's narration
Will the foolishness prolong.
Crimes against humanity,
Hammond's committed those,
But about it, he's apathetic,
As his remark clearly shows.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
Oh my god, I was just rereading this comic and how did I miss that it was a total reference to this classic Homestar Runner toon?
Rick you sly dog you
Rick you sly dog you
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Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
I'm sure many people who read Homestar Runner got it but since I don't it just went over my head until it was pointed out.