Headcanons

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue May 19, 2020 8:40 pm

Yeah Daisy could probably do it if only for the laughs it would get. Sasha too maybe.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed May 20, 2020 7:42 pm

Daisy and Sasha used to play at being super heroes when they were puppies. Sasha's "Daddy" was not pleased with their antics.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed May 20, 2020 11:01 pm

The wolf cubs ever since they got older and more muscular like to mud wrestle.

JageshemashFTW · Post by **JageshemashFTW** » Thu May 21, 2020 6:10 am

Champion Wallace wrote: ↑Mon May 18, 2020 7:50 pm
JageshemashFTW wrote: ↑Mon May 18, 2020 2:18 amIf the Avengers existed in the Housepets! universe, these are the pets I am certain could lift Mjolnir.

Zach
Fido
Jessica
Miles
Grape on a really good day.

I know a lot of people would say Peanut, but for me, the deciding factor has always been selflessness to do what is right, whatever ‘right’ is at that moment. Peanut may be sweet and innocent, but that’s not necessarily the same thing as selfless.
Mjölnir can be pretty strict. Captain America could only make it nudge. That list has some good people, but the only housepet I think might be worthy is Mungo.

Technically, in the strictest sense, only Thor can truly wield Mjolnir. (Whoever ‘Thor’ happens to be at that moment. Donald Blake, Jane Foster, Beta Ray Bill, etc etc) But Odin can choose to ‘lighten’ the requirement to lift Mjolnir so that anyone who is ‘worthy’ can use it during times of great need or purpose before making it go right back to ‘Thor and only Thor’. (I like to think Vision lifting Mjolnir in Age of Ultron, while he definitely is worthy, was just Odin screwing with the Avengers)

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu May 21, 2020 1:10 pm

God knows that he likes to screw around some times. Where ndo you think Loki gets it from?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri May 22, 2020 10:04 am

The King-Bailey puppies open a lemonade stand. Seeing how well they're doing, "Four-Finger" Jack decides to go into competition with them except for one problem - he doesn't know any recipes for lemonade. His customers react to his concoction experiments with various forms of revulsion, intensified when they learn the ingredients.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri May 22, 2020 2:07 pm

Part of me wants to know what ingredients he would use. We already have the easily assumed ingredients if you ever watched Nickelodeon like cheese, hot sauce and chocolate laxatives. You think sweaty socks without the power to grant wishes would have the same effect?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri May 22, 2020 2:37 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 2:07 pm Part of me wants to know what ingredients he would use. We already have the easily assumed ingredients if you ever watched Nickelodeon like cheese, hot sauce and chocolate laxatives. You think sweaty socks without the power to grant wishes would have the same effect?

... would probably duplicate the impact of the chocolate (increased fiber, you know!).

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri May 22, 2020 10:18 pm

Here is another one which just popped into my head. Poncho since he can't have Gale is a Casanova moving through all of the female wolves at the zoo.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat May 23, 2020 12:17 pm

Haven't seen that segment of the cast for a wile, have we?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat May 23, 2020 3:50 pm

I would be interested in seeing what Poncho is up to and in my head he is still single. Screw established canon! I reject this reality and write my own!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat May 23, 2020 7:34 pm

Boris does crossword puzzles. He's not bad at it.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun May 24, 2020 1:24 am

Fox is secretly good at martial arts.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun May 24, 2020 11:43 am

Satau and Ptah invented checkers.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun May 24, 2020 5:46 pm

Sasha really loves boy bands while Kevin can't seem to find the appeal with them.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon May 25, 2020 3:48 pm

Bino has a subscription to Reader's Digest although he seldom reads the magazines when they arrive.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon May 25, 2020 10:41 pm

Max is a big fan of the news show 60 Minutes.

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Mon May 25, 2020 11:25 pm

Fox has been quietly ordering different eye patches online to find the best looking one.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue May 26, 2020 3:23 pm

Along with Poncho having unrequited feelings for Gale, North Star also has feelings for Gale after she choked him out.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue May 26, 2020 8:18 pm

Earl Sandwich taught Itzuki how to make coffee - he's gotten very good at it.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed May 27, 2020 12:18 am

Peanut and Grape are secretly trying to write their own original Imaginate! play and then find people to perform it when its done and fine-tuned but they can't make any progress on it because the two are fighting over where they want the story to go.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed May 27, 2020 10:05 am

Bailey would love to do "Call of the Wild" as an "Imaginate" but she knows King would be hurt if he couldn't play the lead and ... well, you know...

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Wed May 27, 2020 6:31 pm

Bailey follows college basketball.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed May 27, 2020 6:37 pm

Joey has Asperger's Syndrome (like me!). He is at the mild high-functioning end of the spectrum (like me!).

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun May 31, 2020 12:56 pm

Sargeant Ralph has all the Muppet movies on home video.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun May 31, 2020 4:37 pm

Grape's had a traumatic incident in her past that was BEFORE she got adopted by the Sandwiches.

Post by **D-Rock** » Sun May 31, 2020 5:24 pm

I'm actually guessing that, too. She freaked out when Earl took off her collar as a joke to a store owner, and her explanation seemed to imply that she was scared of being taken away. My guess is that she was dropped off at the shelter from a family that she deeply cared about.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun May 31, 2020 7:57 pm

D-Rock wrote: ↑Sun May 31, 2020 5:24 pm I'm actually guessing that, too. She freaked out when Earl took off her collar as a joke to a store owner, and her explanation seemed to imply that she was scared of being taken away. My guess is that she was dropped off at the shelter from a family that she deeply cared about.

That was an unexpectedly poignant moment with Jill comforting a very distraught Grape, who's crying and snuggling and terrified that Peanut is going to see her so vulnerable. And then Peanut blunders onto the scene, completely mistakes the situation, and Grape shifts from sorrow to seething. It's still a deeply touching little bit, one of several as Peanut and Grape try to define their feelings about each other.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun May 31, 2020 11:00 pm

Right now I think it is same to say that their feelings for each other right now are brother and sister towards each other.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Mon Jun 01, 2020 3:01 pm

trekkie wrote: ↑Wed May 27, 2020 6:31 pm Bailey follows college basketball.

Safe to say her favorite teams would likely be UConn, Michigan Tech, and the University of Washington. I bet her habit of barking at smaller dogs carries over to Gonzaga, Butler, Louisiana Tech, Boston University, and Wofford.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Jun 01, 2020 4:07 pm

Lester wanted to be a lumberjack when he grew up.

CunningFox · Post by **CunningFox** » Mon Jun 01, 2020 5:57 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Mon Jun 01, 2020 4:07 pm Lester wanted to be a lumberjack when he grew up.

Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:19 pm

Now, occasionally, he remembers that old dream when Joey, Squeak, and Dallas exasperated him to the point of wanting to become an axe murderer......

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Jun 01, 2020 10:22 pm

It was at that moment where his owner saw him snap that he was banned from becoming a lumberjack. No need for him to follow in Dexter's footsteps after all.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Tue Jun 02, 2020 1:54 pm

CunningFox wrote: ↑Mon Jun 01, 2020 5:57 pm
Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Mon Jun 01, 2020 4:07 pm Lester wanted to be a lumberjack when he grew up.
Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia.

Ultimately that's why it didn't work. He did try it but while he was good at cuting down trees and eating lunch he ultimately found the buttered scones weren't great and the high heels didn't fit his small Dachshund paws.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:23 pm

Dallas is secretly afraid Lester might murder him with an axe.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:53 pm

Mungo is actually a reincarnated Satau who came back because he wanted to help the present and not just sit around now that Ptah has been dealt with.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:55 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:53 pm Mungo is actually a reincarnated Satau who came back because he wanted to help the present and not just sit around now that Ptah has been dealt with.

... or maybe he's fleeing a broken heart since Ptah didn't return his affection.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:56 pm

That might be your headcanon but that sure as **** ain't mine.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:56 pm

Tiger wishes everybody would call him "Lucky". (Fat chance!)