Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri May 08, 2020 11:36 pm

I thought she was only hostile when it came to people spreading that about the Opener and not anything else?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat May 09, 2020 7:24 pm

Tarot asks Rex to teach her to bake cookies. Rex agrees but only if she promises not to use magic. She tries but the temptation proves too great....

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat May 09, 2020 10:26 pm

That and the fact that WITHOUT magic(k) when she bakes them they end up tasting like feet.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon May 11, 2020 1:08 pm

Hmmmm.... That also happened when she tried to learn grape pressing.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon May 11, 2020 11:54 pm

Basically whenever she tries to do something without magic(k) since she has been used to using it for so long it turns out catastrophic because she can't do anything without it because she has to relearn.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue May 12, 2020 1:17 am

NHWestoN wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 1:08 pm Hmmmm.... That also happened when she tried to learn grape pressing.

Sounds like she's practising massage on a certain Feline she knows.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue May 12, 2020 12:40 pm

Welsh Halfwit wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 1:17 am
NHWestoN wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 1:08 pm Hmmmm.... That also happened when she tried to learn grape pressing.
Sounds like she's practising massage on a certain Feline she knows.

Don't "rub her the wrong way". No, really, don't ... cats just hate that!!

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue May 12, 2020 3:50 pm

I actually know that a bit from experience. I will never do that again.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue May 12, 2020 4:12 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 11:36 pm I thought she was only hostile when it came to people spreading that about the Opener and not anything else?

I think she mentioned something to Steward when he talked to Marion when the squirrel was in the treehouse.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue May 12, 2020 6:15 pm

Peanut applies for a job at the zoo.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue May 12, 2020 7:11 pm

NHWestoN wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 6:15 pm Peanut applies for a job at the zoo.

Unfortunately, for Peanut, the only job available is taking care of Cathy the viper.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue May 12, 2020 10:31 pm

While everybody thinks that is gonna be a recipe for disaster and it will all end tragically for Peanut, he is actually pretty competent at it.

gator.mcgee · Post by **gator.mcgee** » Tue May 12, 2020 10:43 pm

The Sandwhiches have a baby. The real reason that Grape and Peanut are learning to babysit.

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Tue May 12, 2020 11:17 pm

gator.mcgee wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 10:43 pm The Sandwhiches have a baby. The real reason that Grape and Peanut are learning to babysit.

Unfortunately, it comes from a misunderstanding when Jill talked about having a bun in the oven while making bread.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed May 13, 2020 10:28 am

An alien will crash land in Babylon Gardens and end up befriending Peanut and Grape while trying to navigate how civilization on Earth works.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed May 13, 2020 11:12 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Wed May 13, 2020 10:28 am An alien will crash land in Babylon Gardens and end up befriending Peanut and Grape while trying to navigate how civilization on Earth works.

Wasn't that part of the plot of Housepets 5000bc?

gator.mcgee · Post by **gator.mcgee** » Wed May 13, 2020 9:16 pm

dr_eirik wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 11:17 pm
gator.mcgee wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 10:43 pm The Sandwhiches have a baby. The real reason that Grape and Peanut are learning to babysit.
Unfortunately, it comes from a misunderstanding when Jill talked about having a bun in the oven while making bread.

Peanut missunderstand a situation? I have never heard os such a thing.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu May 14, 2020 12:43 am

I'm pretty sure that a good 80% of future material in terms of arcs for the comic can be Peanut misunderstanding situations.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun May 17, 2020 1:48 pm

Maxwell discovers he has a crush on Gale.

Post by **D-Rock** » Sun May 17, 2020 2:47 pm

Only to find out that so does Grape.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun May 17, 2020 3:54 pm

Ooooh. That would be a first. having a bisexual character in the comic! I wouldn't mind that. Though it is up to Rick.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun May 17, 2020 4:39 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Sun May 17, 2020 3:54 pm Ooooh. That would be a first. having a bisexual character in the comic! I wouldn't mind that. Though it is up to Rick.

Pretty sure a Bigglesworth counts. Don't know which one though!

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Sun May 17, 2020 5:37 pm

Welsh Halfwit wrote: ↑Sun May 17, 2020 4:39 pm
Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Sun May 17, 2020 3:54 pm Ooooh. That would be a first. having a bisexual character in the comic! I wouldn't mind that. Though it is up to Rick.
Pretty sure a Bigglesworth counts. Don't know which one though!

Neither do they.

Post by **D-Rock** » Sun May 17, 2020 5:56 pm

I recall that Rick stated once that he did initially want to make one of them gay, in the strip where two of them confused the other for a female. At the time, he didn't think it was "appropriate" to bring attention to that. Rick has grown a lot since then.

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Sun May 17, 2020 6:13 pm

Seems funnier, even today, for the entire Bigglesworth clan to be confused, much like their owner.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Wed May 20, 2020 10:17 pm

D-Rock wrote: ↑Sun May 17, 2020 5:56 pm I recall that Rick stated once that he did initially want to make one of them gay, in the strip where two of them confused the other for a female. At the time, he didn't think it was "appropriate" to bring attention to that. Rick has grown a lot since then.

I've grown a lot myself over these past few years.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed May 20, 2020 11:00 pm

Here's an arc that will never happen. One of the wolf cubs falls in love with a human girl.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu May 21, 2020 12:48 pm

dr_eirik wrote: ↑Sun May 17, 2020 6:13 pm Seems funnier, even today, for the entire Bigglesworth clan to be confused, much like their owner.

Remembering a conversation between a couple of the Bigglesworth clan with Max and Grape at the Yarn Ball, confusion seems to be a primary comic foil among their gang.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu May 21, 2020 1:07 pm

The owner might have the excuse that she is senile but their excuse is not having any clue which one the cat they are talking to is. LOL

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat May 23, 2020 12:26 pm

Bine decides to impress Duchess with his new go-cart so he gets Rex and Yeltsin to build one for him. She's impressed, all right, but not the way he had hoped.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat May 23, 2020 3:50 pm

The Bigglesworth's owner peacefully passes away in her sleep and animal control as well as her living relatives need to figure out what to do with all the cats.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun May 24, 2020 11:48 am

Rex happens to mention that he knows how to sail, and Bino overhears him. So, hoping to impress Duchess, he browbeats Rex into teaching him how to sail, dragging Yeltsin, Griswald, and Daisy along. It goes ... unexpectedly.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sun May 24, 2020 2:22 pm

Would unexpectedly be Bino actually succeeding, or would someone like Daisy or Yetlsin have to bail them out of Bino’s mess?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun May 24, 2020 5:08 pm

Four-Finger Discount Jack tries and actually succeeds at becoming honest with his job and stops hustling people.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon May 25, 2020 3:55 pm

Jeeves and Boris meet at the park and start swapping stories about their lives as staffmen.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon May 25, 2020 10:41 pm

Keene is secretly funneling money into a project to build an animal AI.

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Mon May 25, 2020 11:28 pm

Peanut and Grape confront a strange wild animal in their kitchen, only to discover its a transformed Earl Sandwhich.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue May 26, 2020 3:20 pm

Actually there were a lot of people who were actually hoping for an arc like that once we found out that Steward was transforming innocent people to try to bankrupt the ECP.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Thu May 28, 2020 8:26 am

Peanut meets an eccentric pointer dog only to find out said canine is his biological father.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu May 28, 2020 3:03 pm

A catastrophic event wipes out everything on Earth except Babylon Gardens and there is nothing else around after it happens. Just Babylon Gardens. No zombies, no survivors, no monsters, just...Babylon Gardens.