The Vending Machine Game!
- FireworkFox
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Out comes a Domino's delivery.
In goes an action figure of gangster Spock.
In goes an action figure of gangster Spock.
My name is Firework Fox.
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John Granger
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- Nathan Kerbonaut
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You get a disappointed Katra.
I insert an old blanket
I insert an old blanket
- Zesortinge
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You get a smaller, newer blanket.
I insert a paradoxical paradox.
I insert a paradoxical paradox.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get a package of Hydrox cookies (Oreos from the mid-20th Century).
In goes a mermaid.
In goes a mermaid.
- furrygamer793
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Out comes a naiad.
I insert some shoes that fit perfectly on Paul McGann (or whoever it is that played the Eighth Doctor in the TV movie for Doctor Who, I think it was Paul McGann, but I am not sure.)
I insert some shoes that fit perfectly on Paul McGann (or whoever it is that played the Eighth Doctor in the TV movie for Doctor Who, I think it was Paul McGann, but I am not sure.)
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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Out comes Krusty the Clown's clodhoppers.
In goes a python.
In goes a python.
- trekkie
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Out comes Cathy the viper.
I insert a disco ball.
I insert a disco ball.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Out comes a fire hose spewing glitter.
So let's see what a harmonica gets us.
So let's see what a harmonica gets us.
- FireworkFox
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You get a piano man.
I insert a toy piano.
I insert a toy piano.
My name is Firework Fox.
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John Granger
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Schroeder!! Hey, how's Lucy?
Since we're being musical, how about the "Tijuana Taxi (apologies to Herb Alpert)?
Since we're being musical, how about the "Tijuana Taxi (apologies to Herb Alpert)?
- Zesortinge
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You get Herb Alpert.
I insert a Dollar Tree.
I insert a Dollar Tree.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- furrygamer793
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you get a tree that boosts your income by 1 dollar if you lick one of it's leaves every other day.
I insert yes
I insert yes
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get agreement.
In goes a mail box.
In goes a mail box.
- trekkie
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Out comes junk mail for someone named Bob Ovalhead.
In goes a computer mouse.
In goes a computer mouse.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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... and out comes "Wiki Mouse"!
So in goes an old floor lamp.
So in goes an old floor lamp.
- FireworkFox
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And out comes a new desk lamp!
Lets put in a big maze!
Lets put in a big maze!
My name is Firework Fox.
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John Granger
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- Foxfan2164
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Out comes a lot of popcorn! (get it? because maize is another word for corn and corn makes... nevermind)
I put in some unread books.
I put in some unread books.
- Zesortinge
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You get some amazing red books.
I insert a maze of maize.
I insert a maze of maize.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Foxfan2164
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Out comes a field of corn.
I put in my busy schedule.
I put in my busy schedule.
- Zesortinge
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You get a much emptier schedule.
I insert my basically non-existent schedule.
I insert my basically non-existent schedule.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get a datebook with nothing written in it.
Let's try a couple of cans of garbanzo beans.
Let's try a couple of cans of garbanzo beans.
- Zesortinge
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You get some chickpea baked beans.
I insert a question.
I insert a question.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Foxfan2164
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You get wait for it... an answer!
I insert an answer.
I insert an answer.
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You get a paradox.
I insert one dox (it's only fair that Foxfan gets to keep the other ... it was his answer).
I insert one dox (it's only fair that Foxfan gets to keep the other ... it was his answer).
- furrygamer793
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You get turned into a game dev goose… It's a lovely day in the game studio, and you are a horible game dev goose. Just kidding, you're good.
I insert Untitled Goose Game
I insert Untitled Goose Game
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get Gus Goose.
So, then, let's put in Donald Duck.
So, then, let's put in Donald Duck.
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Out comes an awful lot of angry garbled quacking and frustration. Guess he didn't like that.
In goes a copy of "The Room".
In goes a copy of "The Room".
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Out comes "The House of Usher".
Alright, we'll plug in a tugboat.
Alright, we'll plug in a tugboat.
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Out comes that same tug boat, tugging a much larger cruise liner that's yours now. Yay~
I put in the new ps5 controller.
I put in the new ps5 controller.
- trekkie
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Out comes an old, broken PS4 controller, and a container of hair gel.
In goes a calendar from 2015.
In goes a calendar from 2015.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Out comes the same calander but with dates important to you circled. Maybe some good memories come with it.
I would put in a high tech dog collar with GPS and buttons and a whole bunch of stuff.
I would put in a high tech dog collar with GPS and buttons and a whole bunch of stuff.
- trekkie
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Out comes an adorable puppy wearing that collar.
In goes a can of root beer.
In goes a can of root beer.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Moxie? Where the heck did that come from? Moxie??
Oh, well. Here goes a pile of old bath towels.
Oh, well. Here goes a pile of old bath towels.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Out comes a brand new bath bomb. Where's that ticking coming from?
I insert my unread emails.
I insert my unread emails.
- trekkie
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Out comes an email from Big Paul’s Calculator Emporium.
I insert a package of hot cross buns
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I insert a package of hot cross buns
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“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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... and back comes a package of cold angry bread rolls.
In goes the live version "Lady and the Tramp".
In goes the live version "Lady and the Tramp".
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Out comes more than a few confused twenty somethings not quite sure how to feel about it.
I put in a cooler fulled with grape juice and soda.
I put in a cooler fulled with grape juice and soda.
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Out comes a picnic! With suitable social distancing and face masks, of course.
In goes a Schwinn bicycle.
In goes a Schwinn bicycle.
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Out comes a huffy and some nice safety gear!
In goes several dvds of Americas funniest animals.
In goes several dvds of Americas funniest animals.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Out comes one corporate-approved le epic "maymay."
I insert my DNA sequence.
I insert my DNA sequence.