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- trekkie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The spotted cuckoo bird is flying backwards.
Should I order extra ball-peen hammers for breakfast?
Should I order extra ball-peen hammers for breakfast?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Ouzelum! The answer is the question!
Can you abide abundant pride?
Can you abide abundant pride?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
No. No I can't. I am sorry.
How deep is that sponge?
How deep is that sponge?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
About three barrels-worth.
Who can take these rabid wasps off my hands?
Who can take these rabid wasps off my hands?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
I can only exchange them for a pint of cursed frogurt.
Can you direct me to Fargo, North Dakota by way of Ancient Mesopotamia?
Can you direct me to Fargo, North Dakota by way of Ancient Mesopotamia?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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Turn Left.
Life, the universe, and many many many trees to climb in?
Life, the universe, and many many many trees to climb in?
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- trekkie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Rice-a-Roni.
Where did the yogurt go ?
Where did the yogurt go ?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
*BELCH* No idea.
Can you stop hating me because I'm beautiful?
Can you stop hating me because I'm beautiful?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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Smoked paprika.
Is this any way to run an airline company?
Is this any way to run an airline company?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Right into the ground, sure.
If I flush a toilet on Mars, will it go clockwise or counterclockwise?
If I flush a toilet on Mars, will it go clockwise or counterclockwise?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- trekkie
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Bat Masterson
How many yaks could a pack yak pack if a pack yak could pack yaks?
How many yaks could a pack yak pack if a pack yak could pack yaks?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Well, clearly the answer is... oh, my... <YAAAK> <Heave> <YAAAK>
Does anyone have the number for a good carpet cleaning service?
Does anyone have the number for a good carpet cleaning service?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- Foxfan2164
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I do! It's *Takes out paper and shows it to you* That says television right?
What should happen if a burger fell from the sky?
What should happen if a burger fell from the sky?
- trekkie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The chicken would cross the road.
Where did the gnome go on vacation?
Where did the gnome go on vacation?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
- Zesortinge
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Gnome Man's Land. It is the land of soup.
Why can't others come up with questions for me?
Why can't others come up with questions for me?
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
You already had all the answers.
Can I get a seat at the Captains Table?
Can I get a seat at the Captains Table?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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Only if you can play the theme from Star Trek The Next Generation on a kazoo.
Have you ever heard a better recording of a vole playing a harpsichord ?
Have you ever heard a better recording of a vole playing a harpsichord ?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Not since that incident with the wood-chipper.
Where can I get a bag of CHiPs?
Where can I get a bag of CHiPs?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- trekkie
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Ask Ponch and John.
Do you think the filmography of Dan the Dog is worthy of inclusion on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?
Do you think the filmography of Dan the Dog is worthy of inclusion on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Is it?
Can sours lemon?
Can sours lemon?
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- trekkie
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Only in cities whose name ends in a vowel.
Do you have any fruit to declare?
Do you have any fruit to declare?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Thia apple would like to declare war!
Does this cheesecake make my tail look big?
Does this cheesecake make my tail look big?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Well, wearing that tree bark doesn't help?
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Yes, take the last train to Clarksville and ill meet you at the station.
Should I be concerned about this red stuff leaking from my arm?
Should I be concerned about this red stuff leaking from my arm?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- trekkie
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Well, you might attract Edward Cullen, so yes.
Should I add paprika to this boot stew?
Should I add paprika to this boot stew?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Not until the socks are fully marinated.
Where did Julius Caesar get his tap-dancing lessons?
Where did Julius Caesar get his tap-dancing lessons?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Trick question. Ceaser didn't swing that way.
Whats new for the fall 1961 Sears Catalog?
Whats new for the fall 1961 Sears Catalog?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- trekkie
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A line of combination pizza cutters and automatic craps dealers, they're called slice and dice.
Do we have enough fountain pens to combat the mole people ?
Do we have enough fountain pens to combat the mole people ?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Only if the lemonade refills hold out.
What's the connection between whoopie pies and whoopie cushions?
What's the connection between whoopie pies and whoopie cushions?
- trekkie
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James Taylor
How much do you think we can get for this toothpick used by Tony Bennett ?
How much do you think we can get for this toothpick used by Tony Bennett ?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
I think i can get you a banana that Elvis spit on in exchange.
Where can I get glasses for the eyes on my potato?
Where can I get glasses for the eyes on my potato?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- furrygamer793
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
leftwards of half-life 3
how does one dance in sync with a corgi warlock
how does one dance in sync with a corgi warlock
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Vertigo Fox
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Very carefully.
My cat wants to know, which of your lives do you think you're on?
My cat wants to know, which of your lives do you think you're on?
Ship's Cat, MPSV Iberia
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Tell them Meow meow, purr.
Can you help get this watermelon out of my nose?
Can you help get this watermelon out of my nose?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- Vertigo Fox
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Sorry! My own nose isn't big enough to help!
Will you have what I'm having?
Will you have what I'm having?
Ship's Cat, MPSV Iberia
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- trekkie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
North Dakota.
How about them Cubbies?
How about them Cubbies?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
They're great, especially with extra cheese.
Does this look infected to you?
Does this look infected to you?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- furrygamer793
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
To answer that question, we first need to explain how mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
How to not have a personal grudge against every individual being that is titled octagon (for no actual reason)
How to not have a personal grudge against every individual being that is titled octagon (for no actual reason)
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Vertigo Fox
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Call them Sir Knight instead?
Dangit, how did all these labels get stuck in my fur?!?
Dangit, how did all these labels get stuck in my fur?!?
Ship's Cat, MPSV Iberia
Check out my musical ramblings, if you dare:
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