Headcanons

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:40 am

Gale knows some great salad recipes.

HundKatzeMaus · Post by **HundKatzeMaus** » Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:06 pm

Ralph is a huge fan of Tequila & Bonetti, and Komissar Rex (english title is supposed to be Inspector Rex and for those who don't know, it's an austrian series about a police dog who solves crimes with his human partners, Rex is a german shepherd btw.), because of that Ralph learned how to play piano (since Nico Bonetti also did that in the series) and is also pretty good at it.
In his freetime he plays the piano in clubs and other places with live music.

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:06 pm

NHWestoN wrote:Gale knows some great salad recipes.

I could buy that as part of her efforts to absorb and adapt to human society. I could also seeing her make them, but not eating them.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:20 pm

Bronson has a pet iguana we'll probably never meet.

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Wed Feb 12, 2020 4:14 pm

NHWestoN wrote:Bronson has a pet iguana we'll probably never meet.

Depending on how things go, Bronson might end up AS a pet iguana.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Feb 12, 2020 8:26 pm

In addition to baking, Rex raises prize-winning roses.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Wed Feb 12, 2020 10:56 pm

Max dates or at least hangs out with Tarot sometimes.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:14 am

Actually, the Actor Dog has appeared in many, many more strips than just her first and apparently only walk-on. She just has a REALLY, REALLY good costume-makeup artist!
...and, after all, she is an "Actor Dog".

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:35 pm

I was under the impression that Actor Dog was actually a male?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Feb 15, 2020 6:46 pm

Gosh, he's an ever better actor than I thought !!!

Champion Wallace · Post by **Champion Wallace** » Sun Feb 16, 2020 1:26 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I was under the impression that Actor Dog was actually a male?

It would fit with the "blond-haired, blue-eyed male" stereotype (and it's "Actor Dog", not "Actress Dog").

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Feb 16, 2020 3:11 am

That is why I thought that Actor Dog was a male though sometimes female actresses are referred to as actors and honestly I thought that stereotype only applied during Hitler's reign.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Feb 16, 2020 1:50 pm

Dallas collects bottle caps.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Feb 16, 2020 1:58 pm

Sasha and Duchess go to the same pet groomer even though they have different styles.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Sun Feb 16, 2020 10:32 pm

NHWestoN wrote:Dallas collects bottle caps.

That's smart of him, saving up for the apocalypse.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Feb 16, 2020 11:15 pm

So when the apocalypse happens, does that mean bottle caps will be the new currency for the survivors? If that is the case, my mother who collects them has it partly right because she took them but turned them in for case.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:34 pm

You can also glue them to the bottoms of your shoes - they provide great traction on icy walkways...

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Feb 17, 2020 9:57 pm

That is something I might have to try though I don't think that I would be able to get comfortable with all the weird looks.

CunningFox · Post by **CunningFox** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 11:41 am

Olive, Ace, and Rook have tried to make friends with Marion. Unfortunately, they haven't yet learned that you don't make friends with someone by chasing them and trying to bite on their tail.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 12:51 pm

Ralph is a fan of Elvis.

Amazee Dayzee wrote:So when the apocalypse happens, does that mean bottle caps will be the new currency for the survivors?

Yes! Haven't you ever heard of Fallout?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 1:22 pm

No, is he a new character?

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:01 pm

NHWestoN wrote:No, is he a new character?

Bruh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallout_(series)

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 5:12 pm

Not a lot of people actually know about certain video games. Weston is a bit older so I don't think video games are on his radar.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:01 pm

Most of the apocalyptic games we played as a child involved ducking under our school desks and pretending we would survive a Russia nuclear missile hitting the Air Force base ten miles west of us. These games taught us that many adults suffered from collective derangement attacks but, if you humored them, the spells passed quickly and harmlessly.

Post by **D-Rock** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 10:55 pm

In defense of Weston, I wasn't aware of the Fallout video game series, much less the fact that bottlecaps are the currency of the universe, until like a year ago.

I'm 27.

There are more respectful ways to inform, too.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Wed Feb 19, 2020 8:58 am

I'm sorry. I did not mean to be disrespectful.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Feb 19, 2020 2:46 pm

I'm sure you didn't purposely mean to do that but it is something to keep in mind for next time.

I honestly thought that bottle-caps were just a hobby for some people and I only learned THAT from it being James from Team Rocket's hobby.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Feb 19, 2020 2:58 pm

No harm done, friends.

Dogglar · Post by **Dogglar** » Wed Feb 19, 2020 8:34 pm

I'm a bit on the younger side. We zoomers will have turned the economy of the new world order into V-bucks and uhh........idk. Joke's over...

I'll just see myself to the door...

*step*
*step*
*step*
*step*

*kachunk*

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Feb 19, 2020 10:40 pm

Zack sneaks pop tarts to Craig and Draig when Kix isn't looking.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:44 am

Grape secretly wants to be an artist like Peanut but doesn't have the self-esteem to tell him.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Feb 20, 2020 7:51 pm

Trinket is taking singing lessons.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Feb 21, 2020 1:03 am

Lester and Dallas have also secretly taken up cat-suiting because of Joey.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Feb 21, 2020 8:59 am

Delusional Steve is plotting a come-back. He's not really coming back, he's just plotting one.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Fri Feb 21, 2020 3:51 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Lester and Dallas have also secretly taken up cat-suiting because of Joey.

I love this idea! I do wonder what their catsuits would look like...

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Feb 21, 2020 5:12 pm

I'm not sure if they can be customized but if they don't, it would be the same orange catsuit Joey and Sasha wore when Sasha was filming the commercial.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Feb 21, 2020 7:19 pm

Lana is secretly developing a fashion line for dogs who want to wear cat suits.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Fri Feb 21, 2020 11:13 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I'm not sure if they can be customized but if they don't, it would be the same orange catsuit Joey and Sasha wore when Sasha was filming the commercial.

I'm sure they could get their own designs tailored.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Feb 22, 2020 12:16 am

Or if not I'm sure that they could actually dress up their suits themselves to make them look like what they want them to.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sat Feb 22, 2020 8:02 am

Though Lester is probably such a pain in the tail about details, that Joey, Dallas, and Squeak want to smack him.