The Vending Machine Game!
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out comes some decent reception, quick access to spiritual apps, and very reliable channeling for the low low price of a couple of relics.
I put in a benevolent ghost
I put in a benevolent ghost
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You get an ectoplasmic mess.
I insert an unstable warp core.
I insert an unstable warp core.
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Out comes red alert and the Klingons.
I insert one of those Klingons.
I insert one of those Klingons.
My name is Firework Fox.
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You get one of those cool futuristic Klingon ships from Voyager's Endgame. I should also let you know that its crew is angry and out to get you.
I insert Abraham Lincoln.
I insert Abraham Lincoln.
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You a long, impassioned speech that dates back some amount of scores, at least several years ago, and a very neat hat.
I put in a skateboard
I put in a skateboard
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You get a set of ice skates and twenty boxes of casters. (When was this machine last checked?)
Let's put in some of those chilled out iguanas from frozen Florida.
Let's put in some of those chilled out iguanas from frozen Florida.
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Out comes a well warmed, happy iguana eager to say thank you!
I put in some gold teeth
I put in some gold teeth
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You get the last iguana - with a truly remarkable smile!
So let's try some old French fries.
So let's try some old French fries.
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you get out a bowl of your favorite french fry based dish! Maybe poutine?
I put in a slightly used hairbrush
I put in a slightly used hairbrush
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You receive a new haircut.
I put in Zach.
I put in Zach.
My name is Firework Fox.
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You get Zach, but scared and honestly a little whiney.
I put in a grape plushie.
I put in a grape plushie.
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You get Zach, but scared and honestly a little whiney.
I put in a grape plushie.
I put in a grape plushie.
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You get a dozing doll with a very short fuze.
Alright, since we're doing characters, here come Rex and Yeltsin.
Alright, since we're doing characters, here come Rex and Yeltsin.
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out comes some very delicious cookies but with some sloppy, possibly rude words decorating each one.
in goes peanut with a gallon of espresso .
in goes peanut with a gallon of espresso .
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You get a starbucks coupon
I insert my dog's collar
I insert my dog's collar
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Out comes your dog but he can talk to you and play and stuff.
I put in some cat nip
I put in some cat nip
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You get Max, who is nipped out of his mind
I insert the DnD monster manual
I insert the DnD monster manual
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you get at least 5 dorks arguing over which edition to play and why the others are wrong.
I put in kitten mittens
I put in kitten mittens
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Out comes MatPat's cat.
In goes a batarang.
In goes a batarang.
My name is Firework Fox.
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Out comes a cowl that makes you brood and like a billion dollars.
In goes some web shooters
In goes some web shooters
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Out come a smart teenager who loves pizza.
In goes a red, white and blue vibranium shield.
In goes a red, white and blue vibranium shield.
My name is Firework Fox.
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Out comes a pretty solid symbol for being all you can be all the time.
In goes the teachings of k'un-lun
In goes the teachings of k'un-lun
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Out comes a truckload of fortune cookies and a really nice silkscreen.
In goes a carton of Nike shoes.
In goes a carton of Nike shoes.
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Out comes several sponsorships and brand deals for whatever it is you Do!
I put in my mixtape
I put in my mixtape
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You hear songs from Guardians of the Galaxy in the distance.
In goes a red Starfleet uniform.
In goes a red Starfleet uniform.
My name is Firework Fox.
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To my understanding, that particular vending machine soon dies.
I put in the deed to a haunted mine.
I put in the deed to a haunted mine.
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You get a cart load of fool's gold.
We'll push in a Lionel train set.
We'll push in a Lionel train set.
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out comes a full sized version of whatever train you put in!
I put in 10lbs of popcorn
I put in 10lbs of popcorn
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You get two movie tickets.
I put in a Star Trek collar.
I put in a Star Trek collar.
My name is Firework Fox.
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You get a Dallas!
I put in a shaken, not stirred orange soda.
I put in a shaken, not stirred orange soda.
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You get at least 10 very, very intoxicated animals.(Among them King and Maxwell)
I put in "Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash"(Look it up)
I put in "Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash"(Look it up)
My name is Firework Fox.
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in return you get a "levi-oh-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
I put in an unopened package of cheese
I put in an unopened package of cheese
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Out comes Spo.
Spo: BUT I HATE CHEE-
That's not important.
I put in a Lego Island CD.
Spo: BUT I HATE CHEE-
That's not important.
I put in a Lego Island CD.
My name is Firework Fox.
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You get a very enthusiastic Peanut who somehow has nostalgia for the game.
I put in a copy of spider-man 2 for ps2.
I put in a copy of spider-man 2 for ps2.
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You get PIZZA TIME!
I insert a picture of gangster Spock(from "A Piece of the Action").
I insert a picture of gangster Spock(from "A Piece of the Action").
My name is Firework Fox.
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You get it back miraculously autographed. It's precious, hold onto it~
I put in a fried peanut-butter and banana sandwich.
I put in a fried peanut-butter and banana sandwich.
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You get … Elvis!?
Let's try a cantaloupe.
Let's try a cantaloupe.
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You get a very tasty fruit salad, served in a square watermelon rind! 1
I put in some powered donuts
I put in some powered donuts
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You get Fox and Mungo.
Let's try a toy Phaser.
Let's try a toy Phaser.
My name is Firework Fox.
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You get an actual phaser. You can now phase through things as will!
I put in a rise against hoodie.
I put in a rise against hoodie.