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- Foxfan2164
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The easiest way to get in is as a postal worker.
Is it possible to travel back in time?
Is it possible to travel back in time?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
I JUST told you that in 2007!
Is there a way to make egg not without eggs or nog?
Is there a way to make egg not without eggs or nog?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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You can go ahead and try, but as you yourself say you'll probably just end up making Egg Not.
What kind of corrupted, evil, perverted being would actually enjoy the taste of egg nog?
What kind of corrupted, evil, perverted being would actually enjoy the taste of egg nog?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The answer has been redacted for the protection of mortal souls.
What will you be doing during the Rawring '20s?
What will you be doing during the Rawring '20s?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Prepping for the Depressing '30's.
Can I get a menu over here?!
Can I get a menu over here?!
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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If you really want one. Though I must warn you, the only dish on it is you.
I think therefore I am. But I confuse, therefore I am not?
I think therefore I am. But I confuse, therefore I am not?
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- FireworkFox
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
You are, and therefore you are.
What's your favorite cloud?
What's your favorite cloud?
My name is Firework Fox.
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The one with fur and claws and really, really big fangs.
He's kinda friendly.
What else is kinda friendly?
He's kinda friendly.
What else is kinda friendly?
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- FireworkFox
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The Marvel Cinematic Universe. It's my best friend!
Who is objectively the best superhero?
Who is objectively the best superhero?
My name is Firework Fox.
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Me, of course.
Does TUBM think TUAM is deliberately making these easy?
Does TUBM think TUAM is deliberately making these easy?
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- FireworkFox
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
That depends on what universe you're in.
How many movie posters would it take to fill the sun?
How many movie posters would it take to fill the sun?
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- Nathan Kerbonaut
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One, if you use the poster of The Sun. Never heard of it? C'mon, it's out of this world!
What's the oldest song?
What's the oldest song?
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THAT'S CLASSIFIED INFORMATION AND YOU KNOW IT!
...and knowing it's classified is also classified. Which is also classified and so on. All knowledge of knowledge of knowledge of (etc.) classification must therefore be forcibly expunged.
Any last words?
...and knowing it's classified is also classified. Which is also classified and so on. All knowledge of knowledge of knowledge of (etc.) classification must therefore be forcibly expunged.
Any last words?
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- FireworkFox
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
I regret nothing!
Am I insane?
Am I insane?
My name is Firework Fox.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
I'm not remotely qualified to make that diagnosis. But yes.
I'm trying to locate the worst port in Swedan. Can you help?
I'm trying to locate the worst port in Swedan. Can you help?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- Foxfan2164
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Try flipping it over.
I lost my hat have you seen it?
I lost my hat have you seen it?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Ask Olive Oyl.
Do you have a recipe for barbecued ragweed?
Do you have a recipe for barbecued ragweed?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Sorry, I'm allergic to barbecue sauce.
I tripped and fell the other day, is there a chance I have drain bamage?
I tripped and fell the other day, is there a chance I have drain bamage?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- FireworkFox
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Depends on how hard your drain was bammed.
Is Joey a good DM?
Is Joey a good DM?
My name is Firework Fox.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
It depends. He's a terrible Decimeter because he's too tall, not a bad Direct Message since he tends to be direct. He's fantastic when he Doesn't Mind.
Why does my stud sensor keep going off when I'm holding it?
Why does my stud sensor keep going off when I'm holding it?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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'Cause I'm standing right behind you. (ready to pounce)
Whose horse did you ride in on?
Whose horse did you ride in on?
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- FireworkFox
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
A seahorse.
Woodchucks may chuck wood, but do chuckwoods wood chuck?
Woodchucks may chuck wood, but do chuckwoods wood chuck?
My name is Firework Fox.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Fuzzy bears holding toy boats.
If I plant bird seed, what kind of bird will I get?
If I plant bird seed, what kind of bird will I get?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
A yellow-bellied petunia.
When's the next train to Jupiter?
When's the next train to Jupiter?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Well, it's not the last train to Clarksville, and not the Chattanooga Choo-Choo. OH, just get onto the 3:10 to Yuma. It stops at Jupiter in 310,567 years.
What causes more anxiety than 1% charge on your battery?
What causes more anxiety than 1% charge on your battery?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
A 45% charge on your debit card.
Who put the bom is the bom-shi-bom-shi-bom?
Who put the bom is the bom-shi-bom-shi-bom?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The same guy who put the ram in the ramalamadinddong. Would you like to shake his hand?
What is the deal with airplane food?
What is the deal with airplane food?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- FireworkFox
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It's what airplanes eat.
Q who?
Q who?
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- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
P.U.!
Who ordered the piano with one key?
Who ordered the piano with one key?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Oh, that was mine! Can you hand it to me?
My feet are killing me, can you call the cops?
My feet are killing me, can you call the cops?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Wha'dya want me to call 'em?
What are you trying to catch if yer waiting with bated breath?
What are you trying to catch if yer waiting with bated breath?
- FireworkFox
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
A wild Karen.
Spare 2 Count, where do you think you're going?
Spare 2 Count, where do you think you're going?
My name is Firework Fox.
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A new world
New times
Mutation
Feels so right!
Has anyone in this wretched mortal plane got a soul to sell?
New times
Mutation
Feels so right!
Has anyone in this wretched mortal plane got a soul to sell?
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- FireworkFox
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Depends on what you're willing to pay...
Now riddle me this: What Gotham citizen has Bats on the brain?
Now riddle me this: What Gotham citizen has Bats on the brain?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Roberta Fredricks, 45 year old automotive engineer at Gotham motors. Very sad story.
I'm sick of my cable company. Is there a rope company?
I'm sick of my cable company. Is there a rope company?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- FireworkFox
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Yes, its called ACME and it only operates in the Delta quadrant.
Do you like my new old shoes?
Do you like my new old shoes?
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Yeah, wearing them on your ears makes a real fashion statement.
Why aren't hermit crabs extinct?
Why aren't hermit crabs extinct?
- Vertigo Fox
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They have no compunctions against taking whatever they need, from whoever they need it from, no matter how it might affect that person.
Because they're really really shellfish.
If that's not a stupid answer, do you know what is?
Because they're really really shellfish.
If that's not a stupid answer, do you know what is?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Cast iron balloons .
Can you paint my car puce?
Can you paint my car puce?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- FireworkFox
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Sure! I have two shades of that color-[redacted by the CIA], and nonexistent!
Which shade would you prefer for your automobile?
Which shade would you prefer for your automobile?
My name is Firework Fox.
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