The Vending Machine Game!

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:27 am

You get nothing.

I insert edamame.

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:38 pm

You get a cursed ring that makes the money you earn appear to your left.

I insert the penny I grabbed from your new money stack.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:07 pm

Out comes … a nickle? Oh, well, pretty good rate of interest.

In goes a mole.

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:07 pm

out goes a hole

in goes a jar of honey roasted peanut butter

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 8:54 pm

Out comes the Bee movie. Welcome to hell.

In goes a wish coin, Mercury, mercury, gyold, sulfur, and a time machine I got from myself.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 9:03 pm

Out comes a large pocket watch of various metallic hues attached to an annoyed white rabbit.

In goes a Nash Rambler with no seat cushions.

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:35 pm

Out comes a notice for your warranty.

In goes a turkey. Happy Thanksgiving!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:32 pm

Out comes a truckload of cranberries and, for some reason, a pecan pie.

In goes a ratty old wallet.

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:13 pm

Out comes Mickey Mouse wearing cat ears.

In goes a ninth grade math textbook.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:08 am

Out you come.

I stuff you back in.

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 1:24 pm

Out comes me curled into the fetal position after seeing the horrors inside of there.

I put in a soft drink of your choice and my bottle cap collection.

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 1:36 pm

Out come the effects of Coca cola on the teeth.

I put in my homework.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 4:36 pm

You get two hall passes and a note to report to the principal's office.

In goes a bucket of oatmeal.

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:18 pm

Out comes a shoe box filled to the brim with oatmeal.

In goes my wasted time.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:00 pm

Out comes time spent and some loose change.

In goes a tank full of seahorses.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Wed Dec 04, 2019 2:59 am

Out comes your final paper on horses with a red C on in.

I insert Lois.

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 4:14 pm

You get... your face clawed off (bobcats are vicious!)

Inserts LunarFox's detached face.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 4:17 pm

You get my horrified screams.

I insert that banana that was duct-taped to a wall

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 8:14 pm

You get nothin' … the machine is jammed.

So, let's try this. In goes a rhesus monkey and a blow torch.

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Tue Dec 24, 2019 11:52 am

You get a monkey that is warm to the touch, especially when scratched behind the ears.

I insert a christmas ornament.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Dec 24, 2019 1:18 pm

You several hand-cut snow flake decorations and a sack of ground up fruit cake. Your spring vegetable garden's gonna turn out great!!

Let's try a used copy of A Charlie Brown Christmas.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Fri Dec 27, 2019 8:26 pm

Take cover, you've got the Red Baron firing in your direction!

I insert a semi truck

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sat Dec 28, 2019 3:59 pm

Nope. Not again. avoids semi truck

I insert a new decade.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Fri Jan 10, 2020 1:52 pm

Out comes hope that this will be a good 10 years.

I insert a new profile picture.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Sat Jan 11, 2020 7:33 pm

And out comes a picture of Kitsune.

I insert some sugar

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Jan 11, 2020 9:37 pm

… and the medicine goes down, the medicine goes down.

Let's insert some weatherized window panes.

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 5:35 am

Out comes some perfectly clean, dry, broken glass.

I insert my backpack

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:41 pm

You get your pack back.

Let's try a box of Cheerios.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:03 am

You receive some heart shapes(maybe)!

I insert a Peanut X Joey fanfiction.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 1:59 pm

Out comes an adorably nerdy couple arguing for several hours over very specific rules sets.

I insert twenty dollars worth of toy army men.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:29 pm

Out comes an invasion force.

I insert a Sherman tank.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:32 pm

Out comes a letter from someone very interested in buy that tank for top dollar.

I insert plastic glow in the dark stars

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:37 pm

Out comes the U.S.S. Enterprise.

In goes Deep Space Nine.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:41 pm

Out comes a critically successful and evidently beloved series.

In goes a copy of T.H.U.G. 2

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:32 am

Out comes something I've never heard of.

In goes a fedora, a bullwhip, and a golden idol.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:39 am

Out comes Peanut with a bag over his head, a ball of yarn, and a wad of yellow construction paper.

I insert your least favorite school portrait.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:40 am

Out comes Peanut with a really goof imaginate session, and just enough changes to avoid copyright.

In goes a moogle

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:42 am

Out comes the Harry Potter theme tune. VERY LOUD.

I insert a batarang.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:50 am

Out comes a Batsuit. unfortunately its the one with from batman forever.

I put in a keyblade

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:54 am

Out comes a locksword.

I insert a CrystalTab9000tm.