Corrupt a Wish

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:57 pm

Grated. though you probably should have asked for a ship, or atleast a spacesuit, to go with that. How long can you hold your breath in hard vacuum? i'm pretty sure the answer isn't even close to 'a day'.

I Wish Tarot was replaced with a different character.

jrh150482 · Post by **jrh150482** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:54 am

Granted. Tarot is replaced by a character that is the exact opposite of her in all respects, but ironically he's no more popular than Tarot was. Oh, and Peanut hunts you down and kills you 'cause you got rid of his girlfriend. Good job.

I wish Snow (Rodney's mate, white wolf with red eyes) got more appearances in the Housepets! comic, along with dialogue that isn't utterly wasted on sweet-talking Rodney.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:00 pm

Granted. No one notices that they are the same character.

I wish for a curios cat to be delivered to the doorstep of Rick's house.

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:01 am

Granted! A very curious, slightly irascible, and more-than-a-little hungry leopard showed up there yesterday. I think we can all guess what happened next...
Safe to say unless the leopard is an abnormally good artist we won't be getting any more comic for a while!

On a completely unrelated note, I wish I was an abnormally good artist.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Nov 05, 2019 7:30 pm

granted. as a result you were covering for rick when the leopard showed up.
I wish Kevin got gender swapped a few dozen times.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:32 pm

Granted. He shows up at your front door demanding an explanation.

I wish I had the Housepets books.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:17 pm

Sure, you got'em. And the mafia delivery service wants to talk to you about the first 200,000.00 installment of the delivery charges.

Wish I had a decent pair of boots.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 8:05 am

Granted. Your pair of boots is made from the animal you are most fond of.

I wish that Nathan's house was invaded by plushies.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 8:19 am

Granted. I love them all <3

I wish my cat wasn't so mean.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 5:56 pm

So now he's a plushie, too.

Wish my car battery wasn't dead.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 11:21 pm

Granted. it turns into a very lively racoon.

i wish i didn't have to come up with a wish.

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Nov 14, 2019 1:16 am

Granted. Now we're all wary of you derailing this and every other forum game.

I wish I had more time for art.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:45 am

Granted. Now King Art wants you gone.

I wish I could be more chill.

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:31 pm

I mishear you and make you an enourmous vat of chili.

I wish I had a hamburger...

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:46 pm

Granted, now you're allergic to beef.

I wish I could write a halfway decent fanfic.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 11:05 pm

So what you write is half decent but it's written on the wall of a derelict building but the last half is so bad the city condemns the building and your readers are completely alienated.

Wish I didn't have insomnia.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 12:11 am

Granted. Now you sleep 24/7.

I wish I didn't get so many earworms.

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:01 pm

Granted, now you have ear spiders and a bucket of arachnophobia.

I wish that this wish doesn't come true.

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:47 pm

Grrrranted, it doesn't.
And neither will anything else you'll wish for. Ever. Again.
(Welcome btw!)

I wish this sentence was false.

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:51 pm

Granted, now look what you did. Look at it. This is all your fault.

I wish that someone else will make another wish instead of me.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:12 pm

Granted. Mrs. Someone Else (you say it El-Sea, she's from Norway, you understand) comes to make your wish for you, and now you can't make any more wishes.

I wish to go to the festival.

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:29 pm

Granted, you're able to move towards the festival, but you can never reach it.

I wish for a steak...

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:28 pm

Granted, but the chef made a mis-steak and gave you a spoon, but no knife or fork.

I wish that everyone could be magical.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:34 pm

Granted, but now we're all living in battered old top hats with no one left to pulls us out … and we're all getting long ears, too.

Wish I know the secret to success.

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:12 pm

That's easy: don't fail.

I wish there was a live action Housepets! movie. (for the Gallifrax part)

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:12 am

Granted, and now you're Marion.

I wish I could meet the HP! cast IRL.

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 1:22 pm

Granted, but you are invisible, intangible, and unhearable to them. And you have to watch them for at least half of every day.

I wish that it wasn't so chilly where I live.

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 1:35 pm

Granted, but it's now so hot that you pass out everyday from heat exhaustion.

I wish i had less homework.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:30 pm

Granted. Your new occupation: ditch digger.

I wish I could dance.

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:32 pm

Granted, but you have to dance for the gods every other day.

I wish i had more time.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 4:59 am

Granted, now you're stuck in a time loop.

I wish I could think right now.

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:48 pm

Granted, I take out your brain and put it in a jar so thinking is all you can ever do.
And then I eat your body just for good measure.

I wish I was good at measuring...

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:50 pm

Granted, but you now must measure the distance between the sun and Pluto. By hand.
Have fun!

I wish I was a superhero.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 7:33 pm

Granted. You are now Ant-Man, stuck at the atomic scale.

I wish I was better at public speaking.

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 10:40 pm

Granted, but now when you're in a crowd words sound like meaningless noises. In other words, you lose public understanding.

I wish TUBM wasn't secretly a tiger in a human costume secretly plotting to eat the user below them.

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 10:50 pm

Granted but then a real tiger comes in and well abducts you?

I wish i could make my signature come true.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:11 pm

Well... assuming we're talking about your previous signature... it's now true. We're all furries. FOREVER.

I wish I could visit other universes!

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sat Jan 18, 2020 8:00 pm

Granted. You quickly and painfully discover your bodily functions are incompatible with other universes' laws of physics.

I wish my PC had unlimited computing power.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:45 pm

Granted, but you're compute is now a part of the Borg and it will now assimilate you.

I wish for fifty dollars.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:08 pm

You get a clearly counterfeit and unable to spend fifty dollar bill.

I wish i didn't have to pay for groceries.