Corrupt a Wish
- Buster
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Grated. though you probably should have asked for a ship, or atleast a spacesuit, to go with that. How long can you hold your breath in hard vacuum? i'm pretty sure the answer isn't even close to 'a day'.
I Wish Tarot was replaced with a different character.
I Wish Tarot was replaced with a different character.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted. Tarot is replaced by a character that is the exact opposite of her in all respects, but ironically he's no more popular than Tarot was. Oh, and Peanut hunts you down and kills you 'cause you got rid of his girlfriend. Good job.
I wish Snow (Rodney's mate, white wolf with red eyes) got more appearances in the Housepets! comic, along with dialogue that isn't utterly wasted on sweet-talking Rodney.
I wish Snow (Rodney's mate, white wolf with red eyes) got more appearances in the Housepets! comic, along with dialogue that isn't utterly wasted on sweet-talking Rodney.
*in Christopher Walken style*
I have a fever... and the only prescription... is more Kingley!
I have a fever... and the only prescription... is more Kingley!
- Zesortinge
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Granted. No one notices that they are the same character.
I wish for a curios cat to be delivered to the doorstep of Rick's house.
I wish for a curios cat to be delivered to the doorstep of Rick's house.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Vertigo Fox
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Granted! A very curious, slightly irascible, and more-than-a-little hungry leopard showed up there yesterday. I think we can all guess what happened next...
Safe to say unless the leopard is an abnormally good artist we won't be getting any more comic for a while!
On a completely unrelated note, I wish I was an abnormally good artist.
Safe to say unless the leopard is an abnormally good artist we won't be getting any more comic for a while!
On a completely unrelated note, I wish I was an abnormally good artist.
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- Buster
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granted. as a result you were covering for rick when the leopard showed up.
I wish Kevin got gender swapped a few dozen times.
I wish Kevin got gender swapped a few dozen times.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Granted. He shows up at your front door demanding an explanation.
I wish I had the Housepets books.
I wish I had the Housepets books.
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Sure, you got'em. And the mafia delivery service wants to talk to you about the first 200,000.00 installment of the delivery charges.
Wish I had a decent pair of boots.
Wish I had a decent pair of boots.
- Zesortinge
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Granted. Your pair of boots is made from the animal you are most fond of.
I wish that Nathan's house was invaded by plushies.
I wish that Nathan's house was invaded by plushies.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Granted. I love them all <3
I wish my cat wasn't so mean.
I wish my cat wasn't so mean.
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So now he's a plushie, too.
Wish my car battery wasn't dead.
Wish my car battery wasn't dead.
- Buster
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Granted. it turns into a very lively racoon.
i wish i didn't have to come up with a wish.
i wish i didn't have to come up with a wish.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted. Now we're all wary of you derailing this and every other forum game.
I wish I had more time for art.
I wish I had more time for art.
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Granted. Now King Art wants you gone.
I wish I could be more chill.
I wish I could be more chill.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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I mishear you and make you an enourmous vat of chili.
I wish I had a hamburger...
I wish I had a hamburger...
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Granted, now you're allergic to beef.
I wish I could write a halfway decent fanfic.
I wish I could write a halfway decent fanfic.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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So what you write is half decent but it's written on the wall of a derelict building but the last half is so bad the city condemns the building and your readers are completely alienated.
Wish I didn't have insomnia.
Wish I didn't have insomnia.
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Granted. Now you sleep 24/7.
I wish I didn't get so many earworms.
I wish I didn't get so many earworms.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- Dumplingsushi
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Granted, now you have ear spiders and a bucket of arachnophobia.
I wish that this wish doesn't come true.
I wish that this wish doesn't come true.
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Grrrranted, it doesn't.
And neither will anything else you'll wish for. Ever. Again.
(Welcome btw!)
I wish this sentence was false.
And neither will anything else you'll wish for. Ever. Again.
(Welcome btw!)
I wish this sentence was false.
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- Dumplingsushi
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Granted, now look what you did. Look at it. This is all your fault.
I wish that someone else will make another wish instead of me.
I wish that someone else will make another wish instead of me.
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Granted. Mrs. Someone Else (you say it El-Sea, she's from Norway, you understand) comes to make your wish for you, and now you can't make any more wishes.
I wish to go to the festival.
I wish to go to the festival.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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Granted, you're able to move towards the festival, but you can never reach it.
I wish for a steak...
I wish for a steak...
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- Dumplingsushi
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Granted, but the chef made a mis-steak and gave you a spoon, but no knife or fork.
I wish that everyone could be magical.
I wish that everyone could be magical.
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Granted, but now we're all living in battered old top hats with no one left to pulls us out … and we're all getting long ears, too.
Wish I know the secret to success.
Wish I know the secret to success.
- Dumplingsushi
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That's easy: don't fail.
I wish there was a live action Housepets! movie. (for the Gallifrax part)
I wish there was a live action Housepets! movie. (for the Gallifrax part)
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Granted, and now you're Marion.
I wish I could meet the HP! cast IRL.
I wish I could meet the HP! cast IRL.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- Dumplingsushi
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Granted, but you are invisible, intangible, and unhearable to them. And you have to watch them for at least half of every day.
I wish that it wasn't so chilly where I live.
I wish that it wasn't so chilly where I live.
- Foxfan2164
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Granted, but it's now so hot that you pass out everyday from heat exhaustion.
I wish i had less homework.
I wish i had less homework.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Granted. Your new occupation: ditch digger.
I wish I could dance.
I wish I could dance.
- Foxfan2164
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Granted, but you have to dance for the gods every other day.
I wish i had more time.
I wish i had more time.
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Granted, now you're stuck in a time loop.
I wish I could think right now.
I wish I could think right now.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- Vertigo Fox
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Granted, I take out your brain and put it in a jar so thinking is all you can ever do.
And then I eat your body just for good measure.
I wish I was good at measuring...
And then I eat your body just for good measure.
I wish I was good at measuring...
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- FireworkFox
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Granted, but you now must measure the distance between the sun and Pluto. By hand.
Have fun!
I wish I was a superhero.
Have fun!
I wish I was a superhero.
My name is Firework Fox.
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Granted. You are now Ant-Man, stuck at the atomic scale.
I wish I was better at public speaking.
I wish I was better at public speaking.
- Vertigo Fox
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Granted, but now when you're in a crowd words sound like meaningless noises. In other words, you lose public understanding.
I wish TUBM wasn't secretly a tiger in a human costume secretly plotting to eat the user below them.
I wish TUBM wasn't secretly a tiger in a human costume secretly plotting to eat the user below them.
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- Foxfan2164
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Granted but then a real tiger comes in and well abducts you?
I wish i could make my signature come true.
I wish i could make my signature come true.
- FireworkFox
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Well... assuming we're talking about your previous signature... it's now true. We're all furries. FOREVER.
I wish I could visit other universes!
I wish I could visit other universes!
My name is Firework Fox.
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- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Granted. You quickly and painfully discover your bodily functions are incompatible with other universes' laws of physics.
I wish my PC had unlimited computing power.
I wish my PC had unlimited computing power.
- FireworkFox
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Granted, but you're compute is now a part of the Borg and it will now assimilate you.
I wish for fifty dollars.
I wish for fifty dollars.
My name is Firework Fox.
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You get a clearly counterfeit and unable to spend fifty dollar bill.
I wish i didn't have to pay for groceries.
I wish i didn't have to pay for groceries.