Attack the above poster
- Zesortinge
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Re: Attack the above poster
While you were looking away, a led an army of chariots to run you over.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
*heard the word cart and instinctively launched a blue shell*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Attack the above poster
I use an airhorn right next to your ear. It is an attack of sound.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
i spraypaint your eyeballs purple
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Attack the above poster
I whack you with a cat food bag.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
I pop you back in the oven for an hour at 200 degrees C.
- SeanWolf
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Re: Attack the above poster
I summon Mustakrakish: The Lake Troll to your house.
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- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
while the troll is away i put his lake in your house. dont worry about that creaking sound, thats just all of the joists straining to contain the water pressure.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Attack the above poster
I lock you in a cage and send you to the depths of the sea.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Attack the above poster
And I lock you in with Davy Jones!
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- furrygamer793
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Re: Attack the above poster
I have every single phase of the cursed wave data drain you, (except Corbenik, as it used drain heart)
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- SeanWolf
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Re: Attack the above poster
I have the Hyperion Satellite Eye Of Helios fire a beam at you.
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Game Master of Apollo City
Creator of the ongoing fic - HousepetZ: Survivor Tails
Game Master of Apollo City
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
*drops a Liquid Tiberium Bomb on you.*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Attack the above poster
I shoot a Bounsplode at you.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Attack the above poster
I sic Pennywise on you.
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- Zesortinge
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Re: Attack the above poster
I hit you with a reversal of fortune.
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- Vertigo Fox
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Re: Attack the above poster
Somebody else's monster truck runs you over and I definitely didn't put them up to it.
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Re: Attack the above poster
You are deluged by a massive wave of enraged gerbils.
Re: Attack the above poster
And I feed them and sic them on you!
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Re: Attack the above poster
I successfully mesmerize them - and you - with rapid but mind-numbing replays of Wheel of Fortune; the Pat Sejak's funniest jokes episode is a guaranteed catatonic inducer.
- Vertigo Fox
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Re: Attack the above poster
Claws and teeth all the way!
Plus a tail-whip for good measure, though I'm not so sure how much 'fluffiness' hurts.
Plus a tail-whip for good measure, though I'm not so sure how much 'fluffiness' hurts.
Ship's Cat, MPSV Iberia
Check out my musical ramblings, if you dare:
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Check out my musical ramblings, if you dare:
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Re: Attack the above poster
Well, we've had a couple of years to measure the pain ........Vertigo Fox wrote: ↑Fri Jun 04, 2021 9:17 am Claws and teeth all the way!
Plus a tail-whip for good measure, though I'm not so sure how much 'fluffiness' hurts.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
I sneak a squad of French-Canadian Beavers into your house.
Re: Attack the above poster
Sacre-chew!!Welsh Halfwit wrote: ↑Tue May 31, 2022 2:26 pm I sneak a squad of French-Canadian Beavers into your house.
Coursing invisibly through your garden comes ... Captain Crabgrass!!