Last poster wins.
- Zesortinge
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- SeanWolf
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win cause I found loopholes in your rules.
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Re: Last poster wins.
I dash through the loopholes and grab the win!
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because this isn't a realistic shooter, so my chances are much better.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Last poster wins.
Unfortunately for you I have RTX on, so this game is now very realistic. Winning is easy with my superior GPU
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because this still isn't a shooter.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Last poster wins.
I win because I say I do.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because, despite all the action packed events that have appeared here, this is still a forum game.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Last poster wins.
… and given all the limitations of a forum, it's natural for a techless muggle like me to thrive and grab the win.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
But as this is a game of being the last poster, I make a post and win.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Last poster wins.
Easy enough to follow on with a daring pirouette, a brilliant segue, and - as the audience goes wild - I finish the exquisite movement known to the savants as the last post. Teehee......
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Last poster wins.
For my next trick I'll turn your last post into the second to last post. Meanwhile, I will occupy this spot and declare victory.
- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
*robs both of you and sells the confiscated win to TUBM for an extortionate amount*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because I don't have what you want and you sent it before receiving payment.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because it was actually a mailbox bomb
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because you arrested for sending a bomb to a PO box.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Last poster wins.
I suppose it would be boorish, dull, and unimaginative to just say "I win" ........................... "I WIN!"
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Re: Last poster wins.
Your bellowing voice incapacitates your hearing momentarily, allowing me to slip past and claim the "win".
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because I can still hear.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Last poster wins.
Ah ha, then hear this … I win!
- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
… meaning a week or so since a poster got a response so … I win.
- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
… and now it's your turn to be the loser. I win! Okay, that was kinda mean. I'm sorry, foxy... But I still win!!
- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
eh, not all of us can be winners. By all of us I mean you, 'cause now I'm the winner.
Allons-y
Re: Last poster wins.
O the humiliation! O the chagrin! O the triumph - `cause I win. (oooo and it's poetic, too!)
- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
Ew poetry, I win, both in this game and in my on-going battle against poetry.
Allons-y
Re: Last poster wins.
Banned for - wait, that's a different thread - um, well, anyhow, I win.
- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
huhuhu, you may have thought that you have won in one of my constant absences... But I am the winner in the end!
Allons-y
Re: Last poster wins.
Gosh … it's been a while … how do I do this? Ummmmmmmm … oh, yeah! I win!
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Re: Last poster wins.
I haven't played this in a while either but I think I win too
Re: Last poster wins.
The last time I played was longer ago than you, so I win!
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Last poster wins.
That may be true, but because amount of time that's passed since I last played is the least of all forum users, I win!
Re: Last poster wins.
Yay, Nat, that calls for a celebration. While all of you are celebrating … I win.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Last poster wins.
Good thing I included wins as a party favor. Actually, I only had one to give out -- and I gave it to myself.
Re: Last poster wins.
Okay. Party's over. Gimmee! I win.
Re: Last poster wins.
West, the party's still raging, so I win!
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Last poster wins.
Okay, the party must be over by now. I shoo y'all out of my house and keep the win for myself.