Last poster wins.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Last poster wins.
Did you check your pilot? I sabotaged the flight. I throw you out the emergency exit and fly straight for the win!
Re: Last poster wins.
Swooping behind you in my Fokker Triplane, I dispatch your craft with a pulverizing burst of machinegun fire then surge forward to catch the win as it drifts down from the flaming wreck of your shattered plane.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I build a rocket ship that has a claw to snatch the win as I leave the atmosphere.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Last poster wins.
My epic space fleet intercepts your ship in orbit and steals the win from your cargo hold
Re: Last poster wins.
My elusive minions hiding in your space logistical vessel commandeer the win.....
- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
a lone power armor clad warrior blows the entire fleet to smithereens. i'm counting that as a win.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Last poster wins.
Moving discretely among the debris and fragments created by your assault, I locate the win, floating freely through the rubble and SNATCH IT!
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Last poster wins.
I fire my Death Star to blow up the moon, which causes fragments to fly toward you. In the chaos I fly in, steal the win, and head for a distant hideaway...
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
The win disappears before your eyes as it was a hologram. Meanwhile, I have flown several thousand lightyears away with the real win.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Last poster wins.
I construct a self-replicating probe, which multiplies endlessly until every corner of the galaxy is scrutinized. Your win cannot hide from me!
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win as I have built a portal to another (safe) dimension and closed the portal behind me, taking the win with me.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Last poster wins.
I employ dark magic(k) forces to pull you out of the multiverse and into reality. I steal the win and banish you to the underworld.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because all it takes is to be the last poster.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because you are no longer the last poster; I am.
Re: Last poster wins.
Well, that was easy - WIN!
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Not so fast! *increases the difficulty setting* Can you win now??
- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
well yeah. Normal isn't that much harder than Easy.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
Normal is the difficulty quite a few people try to avoid if there is an easier difficulty, even if they would be good at it. I win because I don't avoid it.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because I can race faster than you.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Last poster wins.
Perhaps, but I win because I can jump straight to victory
- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
I send out Empoleon, who proceeds to one-shot your typhlosion. i win.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
As I own all of the original .Hack games, I win.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Last poster wins.
My 10+ year old Roblox account trumps your game, so I win
Re: Last poster wins.
I win because I play Minecraft.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Last poster wins.
My Enderman henchman steals your win and brings it to my fortress
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because I am on a different server.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because I interrupt your "My Weekly Reader" subscription.
- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
i win because i renew both of their subscriptions, and prepay the next ten years, using YOUR bank card.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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- Joined: Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:47 pm
- Location: Arkansas
Re: Last poster wins.
I win because I never had a Reams subscription.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because I play single player games, so you can't cancel me
- SeanWolf
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win cause I completed all the quests and side-quests in Borderlands: The PreSequel as ClapTrap.
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Re: Last poster wins.
I take advantage of all your gaming preoccupations to stealth away the win.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
Due to your lack of effective stealth I spot you and take away the win.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Last poster wins.
Having dramatically improved my stealth skills through an on-line course at an obscure community college, I am now able to successfully and rightfully reclaim the win.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Last poster wins.
Because knowledge is power, I use my vast intellect in the field of space travel to construct my very own spy satellite. It detects your movement, allowing me to nab the win.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because I caused your spy satellite to implode.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
i sneak away with the win while you two bicker like an old maried couple.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.