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While you were looking away, a led an army of chariots to run you over.
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*heard the word cart and instinctively launched a blue shell*
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I use an airhorn right next to your ear. It is an attack of sound.
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i spraypaint your eyeballs purple
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I whack you with a cat food bag.
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I pop you back in the oven for an hour at 200 degrees C.
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I summon Mustakrakish: The Lake Troll to your house.
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while the troll is away i put his lake in your house. dont worry about that creaking sound, thats just all of the joists straining to contain the water pressure.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I lock you in a cage and send you to the depths of the sea.
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And I lock you in with Davy Jones!
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I have every single phase of the cursed wave data drain you, (except Corbenik, as it used drain heart)
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I have the Hyperion Satellite Eye Of Helios fire a beam at you.
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*drops a Liquid Tiberium Bomb on you.*
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I shoot a Bounsplode at you.
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I sic Pennywise on you.
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I hit you with a reversal of fortune.
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Somebody else's monster truck runs you over and I definitely didn't put them up to it.
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You are deluged by a massive wave of enraged gerbils.
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And I feed them and sic them on you!
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I successfully mesmerize them - and you - with rapid but mind-numbing replays of Wheel of Fortune; the Pat Sejak's funniest jokes episode is a guaranteed catatonic inducer. ;)
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I do this. https://youtu.be/aSHcFlNOElE?t=11
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Claws and teeth all the way!
Plus a tail-whip for good measure, though I'm not so sure how much 'fluffiness' hurts.
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Vertigo Fox wrote: ↑Fri Jun 04, 2021 9:17 am Claws and teeth all the way!
Plus a tail-whip for good measure, though I'm not so sure how much 'fluffiness' hurts.
Well, we've had a couple of years to measure the pain ........
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I sneak a squad of French-Canadian Beavers into your house.
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Welsh Halfwit wrote: ↑Tue May 31, 2022 2:26 pm I sneak a squad of French-Canadian Beavers into your house.
Sacre-chew!!
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