Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

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Did you hear about the dude who got hit on the head by a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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What are you going to do with the ringing ring?
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why is there a record store next to the bakery?
they needed some rock to go with the rolls.
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So a man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me! I think I'm a pack of cards."
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What did the one hat say to the other hat?
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
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Did you hear about the kid who stayed up in his tent all night, wondering where the sun had gone?

The next morning, it dawned on him.
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What did the hat say to the scarf when they came to a block in the road?

"You hang around, I'll go on ahead."
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What did the big bucket say to the small bucket?
You look a little pail.
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A photon is going through airport security when a TSA agent stops him.

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What did the American Buffalo say to his son when the son left for college?
Bison.
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Why did the NFL coach punch the broken vending machine?

He wanted his quarter back.
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An amphibian conversation ... A "dia-frog-ue".

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I made a globe out of liquorice confections. It takes allsorts to make a world.

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What's the difference between a skydiver and a golfer?

A golfer goes whack! Darn! and a skydiver goes Darn! Whack!
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