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Res: Naw, it's gone ……. although ….. come to think of it …. I did lug mom's new washer and dryer upstairs, one on each arm …. and I lifted the car to change a tire ….. and I …. oh, my!
Lucretia: Weren't you planning to write a cookbook a while back? How's that coming?
Lucretia: Weren't you planning to write a cookbook a while back? How's that coming?
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Not so well, I still can't figure out why the humans think that a gutted deer carcass isn't a good centerpiece. Once I figure that out, I'll get cooking. Sorry, Kari, I won't steal any more puns.
Now my question- Jack, have you ever thought about not stealing everything? Miles wants his glasses back.
Now my question- Jack, have you ever thought about not stealing everything? Miles wants his glasses back.
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I gave him those glasses back!! Or maybe they were Peanut's … or Marvin's … or King's … or Kevin's … or Rex's … or … EEK! MINE!
Gale: Any good stock market tips?
Gale: Any good stock market tips?
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Gale: Anything the Miltons invest in seems to take off like a rocket, I don’t know how those weasels do it but they’ve made me some cash. I invest mostly in nice safe stocks myself though, stocks that don’t gain or decline wildly, after all I have Pueblo to think about.
Grape, has Peanut calmed down at all?
Grape, has Peanut calmed down at all?
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Grape: Dunno… I mighta slept through it.... Peanut does kinda operate at a certain hyperactive mean, sorta like critical mass but vibrational. Yawn, you said what, again …… ?
Cory: Does Cassie have the same larcenous personality as you?
Cory: Does Cassie have the same larcenous personality as you?
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Well, she did. Once she found out she was pregnant, though, she started to mellow out. I'm fine with it, what uncle doesn't want to see their nephews and nieces grow up in a safer environment? I'll miss the raids, though.
So Joey, what do you think of Spot (Superdog)? You know, before Peanut resorted to tracing?
So Joey, what do you think of Spot (Superdog)? You know, before Peanut resorted to tracing?
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Joey: It had good potential. Peanut actually had very interesting ideas for stories, and he did develop the character pretty well. I’m not as mad as I once was about the tracing, but it still annoys me. Maybe I should give Peanut another shot, from what I hear his art has improved.
Hey Squeak, Do you enjoy hanging out with Joey’s friends?
Hey Squeak, Do you enjoy hanging out with Joey’s friends?
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Hey, he's my boyfriend and I love him, so yeah!
Hey, Kari, got a pun for us?
Hey, Kari, got a pun for us?
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Kari: Let me recommend three books:
Nocturnal Weather by Claudio Verr-Knight
After the Demolition Derby is Over by Rex Galore
Beginnings Birdwatching by Luke A. Boyd
Hey Pueblo, how is your mom’s career going?
Nocturnal Weather by Claudio Verr-Knight
After the Demolition Derby is Over by Rex Galore
Beginnings Birdwatching by Luke A. Boyd
Hey Pueblo, how is your mom’s career going?
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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There haven't been any mauled lawyers yet!
@Tiger: Sup, Kitty.
@Tiger: Sup, Kitty.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Tiger: I won’t let it bother me, I won’t let it bother me, I won’t let it bother me...I WILL SMITE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY! (Quickly hustled off by Marvin)
Hey Grape, caught any decent naps lately ?
Hey Grape, caught any decent naps lately ?
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Grape: *Snores*
Hey Pit! Any new projects in the works?
Hey Pit! Any new projects in the works?
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Pit: Yeah, we're gonna do a program from a rocket ship using newly cleared fission - something Karishad says has to do with carbonated beverage explosive propulsion... wow!
Fox: do you and King still chum around now that he's a daddy and you're a policedog?
Fox: do you and King still chum around now that he's a daddy and you're a policedog?
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Fox: We do. Not as much as we used to because we’re both busy, but Bailey and Lucretia watch the pups every once in a while so we can have a guy’s night.
Rex, do you bake biscuits or cookies for the Good Old Dog Club meetings?
Rex, do you bake biscuits or cookies for the Good Old Dog Club meetings?
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Yeah, I do, but I never tell them that it's me baking them... they think I'm too tough.
Hey Craig, is your 'dad' really annoying, or is just me that thinks that?
Hey Craig, is your 'dad' really annoying, or is just me that thinks that?
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Craig: "THEY'RE ALL ANNYOING AND WHEN I CAN GET MY REVENGE I'M GONNA … oh … no … beetle stew...………
Say, Draig, you seem to be pretty accepting of this fox kit transformation … or are you honked off, too?
Say, Draig, you seem to be pretty accepting of this fox kit transformation … or are you honked off, too?
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Beetle stew makes all the difference. If I can have some, I'm good. Otherwise, 'Dad' is just a pain, and he won't leave us alone!
Speaking of that, Kitsune, what made you decide to move in with Kix?
Speaking of that, Kitsune, what made you decide to move in with Kix?
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GK "Well, Cerberus snores and Eudoant talks in her sleep."
Bailey: Are the puppies talking yet? Any first words to share?
Bailey: Are the puppies talking yet? Any first words to share?
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"Yes they are. There was a fox who came in and told me that Olive had called him her 'worst nipemare.'
Hey, Olive, why'd you do that?
Hey, Olive, why'd you do that?
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Olive: That’s what he said he was.
Miles, what do you think of Rockstar Hawk getting a job a a pizza delivery wolf?
Miles, what do you think of Rockstar Hawk getting a job a a pizza delivery wolf?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Well, we need to teach our cubs manners somehow.... hey, at least he's not Space Laser!
Hey, Lucretia, how long does it take to prepare for Thanksgiving?
Hey, Lucretia, how long does it take to prepare for Thanksgiving?
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Lucretia: "For this mob, I gotta start by the fourth of July!!"
Daisy: Do you and Sasha still hang out at the doghouse King built for her?
Daisy: Do you and Sasha still hang out at the doghouse King built for her?
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*plasters on a forced grin the moment she realizes she doesn't recognize you*
Hi I'm Daisy!
@Tiger, again: *patronizing voice* aw, is a widdle kitten angwy?
Hi I'm Daisy!
@Tiger, again: *patronizing voice* aw, is a widdle kitten angwy?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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*Marvin subdues Tiger*
"Please, miss, if you have any desire for any of us to see the sunrise, quit doing that!!"
So, Jess, how well do you get along with Marvin?
"Please, miss, if you have any desire for any of us to see the sunrise, quit doing that!!"
So, Jess, how well do you get along with Marvin?
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Jessica: I like Marvin. He’s been decent to me and Zach and he seems remarkably calm even though he has to deal with Archibald and Zach being considered a messiah by that dopey Opener cult.
Hey Dallas, which Star Trek series is your favorite?
Hey Dallas, which Star Trek series is your favorite?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Dallas: The original. It's the geekyest and truthiest and Lester hates it...
Hey, Squeak, what do you think of Lester and Dallas and their influence on Joey?
Hey, Squeak, what do you think of Lester and Dallas and their influence on Joey?
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Squeak: I like Dallas, he might get a little overexcited at times but he is overall a nice dog and a very decent friend to Joey. Lester is certainly very passionate about his interests and while I do worry about him causing Joey adopt his attitude towards his interests, I think Joey is smart enough to not do so.
Marvin, how do you stay so calm when dealing with Tiger?
Marvin, how do you stay so calm when dealing with Tiger?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Marvin: Truth be told, I kinda like Tiger … and you know who'd get stuck cleaning up the mess he left behind. Sigh.
So, Jeeves, are thing quieter now that Keene and Breel have moved out, the wolves are around less, and Lana is in charge?
So, Jeeves, are thing quieter now that Keene and Breel have moved out, the wolves are around less, and Lana is in charge?
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Jeeves: Well, suh, it is a a bit quieter without Masters Breel and Keene, and the wolves hanging around. Miss Lana does keep things running smoothly, though if I may be honest there are times that I do miss all the commotion of Master Keene’s schemes and ideas.
Hey Breel, what do you think of pizza?
Hey Breel, what do you think of pizza?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Well, Keene keeps ordering it, so I've kinda come to like it!
Hey, Marvin, how annoying is Tiger?
Hey, Marvin, how annoying is Tiger?
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Marvin: With Tiger around, there's always three things - chaos, foreboding, and pizza.
Jessica: How are the new folks fitting in with you, Cory, Karishad and the raccoons?
Jessica: How are the new folks fitting in with you, Cory, Karishad and the raccoons?
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Well, honestly, they're a little nuts, but then again.... I had too much space anyways.
Marion, who's Mrs. McGillicuddy?
Marion, who's Mrs. McGillicuddy?
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Marion: "She's that everybody's-favorite-retired-eighth-grade-teacher", mostly because she retired before you got to her grade"."
Keene: So, when's the next carnival?
Keene: So, when's the next carnival?
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Well, the state won't grant us another permit after what happened last time, so.... it'll be a while.
Hey, Ptah, is Satau really your enemy?
Hey, Ptah, is Satau really your enemy?
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Ptah: Not really. We made peace with each other, after Dragon grounded us. By the way I heard she was turned into a fox kit, is that true?
Hey Jessica, is Falstaff as annoying as he seems?
Hey Jessica, is Falstaff as annoying as he seems?
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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he's worse. you lot only see him during those moments his inane behavior is funny...
*Sends Ptah a pixture of the demigod foxes*
*Sends Ptah a pixture of the demigod foxes*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Ptah: I’d ask what kind of sorcery this is, but it honestly doesn’t bother me too much. I’m going to show this to Santau.
Hey Truck, how often do you guys have a “heist” of Mrs. McGillicuddy’s pies?
Hey Truck, how often do you guys have a “heist” of Mrs. McGillicuddy’s pies?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Truck: "Every three days after Falstaff remembers to find the pie pan and bring it back before Cory tries to steal it. We messed up one time and nipped a hub cap. Jessica bonked us with the lug nuts."
Marvin: Have you and Tiger ever been on a vacation together?
Marvin: Have you and Tiger ever been on a vacation together?
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Marvin: Yes, although Tiger was never relaxed. I think the poor guy is just too anxious. The fact that he usually literally eats up half our vacation budget doesn’t help either.
Duchess, are you planning on entering any dog shows anytime soon?
Duchess, are you planning on entering any dog shows anytime soon?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Duchess: "Of course, dear, but when I enter a dog show, dahling, show's over!"
Yeltsin: "So, Yelts, haven't seen you, Devo, and Sten since Bino tried to get you guys to help him win back Sasha. Are you three and Rex still a quartet or what's up?"
Yeltsin: "So, Yelts, haven't seen you, Devo, and Sten since Bino tried to get you guys to help him win back Sasha. Are you three and Rex still a quartet or what's up?"