The Vending Machine Game!
- trekkie
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get yourself back, somehow.
I insert a bottle of sunscreen.
I insert a bottle of sunscreen.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get 20, 000 Tan M&M candies. (Alright, how the heck did you do that !?)
So, as long as we're shoveling up candy, let's see what we get putting a coal shovel into the machine...
So, as long as we're shoveling up candy, let's see what we get putting a coal shovel into the machine...
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get coal in a stocking.
I insert an emoji.
I insert an emoji.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- furrygamer793
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you get the emoji movie, and no returns
I insert cactus juice
I insert cactus juice
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get a prickly (and by that I mean angry) pear.
I insert literary devices.
I insert literary devices.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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You get a sack of typewriter keys.
In goes a walrus.
In goes a walrus.
- trekkie
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You get a DVD of The Best of Tennessee Tuxedo.
In goes a bottle of Hawaiian Punch.
In goes a bottle of Hawaiian Punch.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Out comes Dwayne Johnson.
In goes Ponbon!
In goes Ponbon!
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- Buster
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out comes PunPun the infinity-paladin.
i insert Michael bay's severed head.
i insert Michael bay's severed head.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Out comes Wade Watts.
In he goes again!
In he goes again!
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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Out comes Reddy Kilowatt … and an old, battered toaster.
We could try the toaster. Yeah, let's do that.
We could try the toaster. Yeah, let's do that.
- trekkie
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You get an English Muffin and stick of butter or margarine.
In goes a salad spinner.
In goes a salad spinner.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Out comes a Ronco Turnip Twaddler.
In goes a book of Bloom County strips.
In goes a book of Bloom County strips.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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Out comes six books of "Bone" and some 1950s "Li'l Abner" Sunday strips....
In goes a tuba.
In goes a tuba.
- trekkie
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You get a sousaphone.
In goes a menu for a pizzeria.
In goes a menu for a pizzeria.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
- Buster
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out comes 12 extra larges of varying types. careful they're hot.
in goes the stupid grape.
in goes the stupid grape.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Out comes … whoa, nice avatar Buster! Even I like that one. oh … um … a thimble full of grape marmalade.
In goes an old tricycle.
In goes an old tricycle.
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You get wheels. I don't know what kind, they're all different.
I insert my sanity.
I insert my sanity.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- Buster
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you get sucked into the machine for failing to insert anything. (you wouldn't be here if you had any of that)
I insert Moe Howard
I insert Moe Howard
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a huge stack of real estate brochures (Moe was a pretty cagey land investor!).
So in goes a biography of L. Ron Hubbard (illustrated).
So in goes a biography of L. Ron Hubbard (illustrated).
- Buster
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out comes a sheet of paper detailing his worthwhile contributions to humanity. it's blank. (seriously that Cultist deserves to be forgotten.)
in goes 53kg of mayonase, a frog, a bent spatula, and ten randomly selected pages from lord of the rings.
in goes 53kg of mayonase, a frog, a bent spatula, and ten randomly selected pages from lord of the rings.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Out comes Spongebob, and in he goes again because that's a horrible show.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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Out comes Bob Denver because he used to be SpongeBob.....
In goes a bucket of flounders.
In goes a bucket of flounders.
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You get Plankton.
In goes Miller Park.
In goes Miller Park.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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Out comes MacArthur Park. There's a cake somewhere, too, right?
In goes a Flexible Flyer sled.
In goes a Flexible Flyer sled.
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Out comes medical bills with 'the cake is a lie' written on them.
I insert Javert.
I insert Javert.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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You get Jerry Orbach singing "Mac the Knife" in French basal profundo.
In goes a bucket of kalamari olives.
In goes a bucket of kalamari olives.
- Buster
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out comes an over-loaded Kaminari Denki. or as i like to call him, Human Pichu.
(yes i know, the popular comparison is pikachu, not pichu, but pikachu doesn't have a tendency towards zapping himself silly, pichu does.)
speaking of which, in goes a pichu.
(yes i know, the popular comparison is pikachu, not pichu, but pikachu doesn't have a tendency towards zapping himself silly, pichu does.)
speaking of which, in goes a pichu.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get Deadpool.
I insert NHWeston.
I insert NHWeston.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- Buster
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you get a prosthetic nose.
which is going right back in that thing is creepy.
which is going right back in that thing is creepy.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Which gets you a bucket of Botox and a used nasal dispenser. That's disturbing...
In goes a couple of Asterix the Gaul paperbacks.
In goes a couple of Asterix the Gaul paperbacks.
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Out come the Huns.
In goes Michael Mell.
In goes Michael Mell.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- furrygamer793
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since the vending machine does not register it, it starts acting weird and spews out:
- 52 cats,
- the first 6 phases of the cursed wave
- 13,000,000,000 bags of goldfish
- and 1 piece of broccoli
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Buster
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You get the anime version of Machinedramon.
I insert Gabumon.
I insert Gabumon.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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You get Tailmon.
I insert Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Getaway.
I insert Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Getaway.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get Wimpy and all the gang from Thimble Theatre.
Let's try an artificially flavored soft drink.
Let's try an artificially flavored soft drink.
- furrygamer793
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Out comes Innis, the Mirage of Deceit
I insert a full 60 card deck of .hack//ENEMY along with Mia (AIDA disguised as a cat, not the cat that was the 6th phase nor any other person, fictional or real, named Mia)
I insert a full 60 card deck of .hack//ENEMY along with Mia (AIDA disguised as a cat, not the cat that was the 6th phase nor any other person, fictional or real, named Mia)
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Zesortinge
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You get all of the .Hack anime.
I insert incessant meowing.
I insert incessant meowing.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You unleash a cavalcade of neurotic love-deprived kittens. (Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…. )
Let's throw some old tractor tires in.
Let's throw some old tractor tires in.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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You get old dirt and an overwhelming number of wheat seeds
I insert the original iPhone
I insert the original iPhone