Attack the above poster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I slap you with a fly flap.
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Re: Attack the above poster
▲!A, X, R, ▲R, ▲B
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Attack the above poster
What?Buster wrote:▲!A, X, R, ▲R, ▲B
You know that you have to provide an English translation when you're writing in another language...
![Mr. Green :mrgreen:](./images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif)
*slaps you with a rolled up newspaper*
Re: Attack the above poster
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A!
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it's not another language, they're button prompts. have you never played a fighting game?Render wrote:What?Buster wrote:▲!A, X, R, ▲R, ▲B
You know that you have to provide an English translation when you're writing in another language...
now if you'll excuse me...
*uses LunarFox for surgeon simulator practice*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
*grabs scalpel to fend off Buster*
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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Re: Attack the above poster
*starts shining with prismatic light and utters a sinister laugh before raising her arm canon and firing off the largest blast the phazon beam can produce.*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
Good thing I always carry a mirror with me, so I use that to bounce the beam back at you.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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Phazon isn't an electromagnetic wavelength, it's a molecular compound. it doesn't reflect that way.
enjoy having half-vaporised mutated organs.
enjoy having half-vaporised mutated organs.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
But if I die, you're coming along!
I throw a stack of shiny shuriken.
I throw a stack of shiny shuriken.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
Re: Attack the above poster
Your shiny shuriken succeed in mesmerizing my team of trained combat seals (I couldn't find any narwhales) who proceed to flop all over you, smothering you in cuteness....
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Re: Attack the above poster
*uses LunarFox as a club to pummel you into submission*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I use my claws to scratch you for using me as a club.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
Re: Attack the above poster
I use my boy scout nail clippers to manicure your claws and thereby making it impossible for you to turn the pages of your favorite glossy graphic novels.
- furrygamer793
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Re: Attack the above poster
I USE CHEESE TO SLAP YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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HOWITZER IMPACT!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
Sorry, Cap, but I've got Mr. Rogers' shield, that I use to deflect your howitzer shot right back at you.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
Re: Attack the above poster
Dodging your artillery round, I deftly respond by flattening you with a twenty pound sack of yellow onions.
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Re: Attack the above poster
*whips her tail around launching a dozen spines at you.*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
Dancing deftly away from your attempted spinal tap, I release the charge of 10,000 hedgehogs, extra-prickly and excruciatingly cute!
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Re: Attack the above poster
*firebreath*
*enjoys a large and delicious lunch of roasted rodent, courtesy of tuam*
*has apparently also nommed one of TUAM's arms*
*enjoys a large and delicious lunch of roasted rodent, courtesy of tuam*
*has apparently also nommed one of TUAM's arms*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
Which I then use to slap you.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
Re: Attack the above poster
And, in gratitude for recovering my arm, I use it to direct lightening bolts into your bedroom slippers.
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Re: Attack the above poster
i use sarcastic mockery to point out that you probably meant lightning not lightening and that you've effectively given him hover shoes.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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Re: Attack the above poster
I cast thrashing water, *rolls 2d20* 20 twice which means 22 plus 2. 44 damage!
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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Re: Attack the above poster
*casts intensified maximized empowered fireball*
135 DMG!
135 DMG!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Attack the above poster
Role of the Wanderer, Rule of Rending.... Engrave mine name unto the and come forth!
Boundless Tail!
241 Damage
Boundless Tail!
241 Damage
What do you get when you cram a shapeshifter, a dog-dragon, two wolves, a human, a robot, a bear, and a fox into one vessel? (They/Them pronouns)
Re: Attack the above poster
"bOUNDLESS TAIL"? Clearly, you're a serpent - Mongoose brigade to the attack!
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Re: Attack the above poster
*Holds up a summon materia*
Ultimate End
9999 DMG
9917 DMG
9999 DMG
9999 DMG
9935 DMG
9999 DMG
9299 DMG
9979 DMG
9999 DMG
9996 DMG
9939 DMG
9999 DMG
9998 DMG
Ultimate End
9999 DMG
9917 DMG
9999 DMG
9999 DMG
9935 DMG
9999 DMG
9299 DMG
9979 DMG
9999 DMG
9996 DMG
9939 DMG
9999 DMG
9998 DMG
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Attack the above poster
I throw a copy of Danganronpa at you.
What? I thought it was good at ending Ultimates.
What? I thought it was good at ending Ultimates.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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Re: Attack the above poster
i feed your pie to 5.0.5
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Attack the above poster
I defeat Jailer of Love, thus summoning Absolute Virtue to fight you. Enjoy fighting an enemy that can use all your ultimate abilities whenever it wants, can completely heal itself whenever it wants, and enjoy having the devs either nerf whatever strategy you use to best it or just outright ban you!
Seriously though, the history behind this guy is kinda nuts and fascinating, and I’d recommend looking into it.
Seriously though, the history behind this guy is kinda nuts and fascinating, and I’d recommend looking into it.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Re: Attack the above poster
I hit you with severe allergies.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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Re: Attack the above poster
/Debug
/KillEntity.ALL ()
/KillEntity.ALL ()
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Attack the above poster
I hit you with an Uno reverse card.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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Re: Attack the above poster
.esrever ni rehtegot kcab uoy tup I
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Attack the above poster
I let a horse backup onto you.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Attack the above poster
But that's putting the cart before the horse, and the cart, now unhitched, squishes you.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!