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On the upside, you are unlikely to run out anytime soon. :D
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The awkward moment when you do your daily praise of the almighty godfather of electricity, Nikolai Testla, and your parents walk in.

(I'm kidding. I don't actually praise him. I just think he is cool, and tend to look at his studies and research a lot. He does have an extremely beautiful mustache though.... )
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Jolty-Kun wrote:The awkward moment when you do your daily praise of the almighty godfather of electricity, Nikolai Testla, and your parents walk in.

(I'm kidding. I don't actually praise him. I just think he is cool, and tend to look at his studies and research a lot. He does have an extremely beautiful mustache though.... )
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That awkward moment when you discover your fly is undone... And you haven't been to the bathroom since before work.
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Hlaoroo wrote:That awkward moment when you discover your fly is undone... And you haven't been to the bathroom since before work.
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oh that's like a weekly thing for me, luckily I spend most of my day behind a register
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That awkward moment when you realise you dumped your rolled oats in with the scrambled eggs....(Therolyn yet again rolls another 1 on his cooking checks)
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That awkward moment when you get a physical letter, on paper, in the mail that has hyperlinks printed on it. :P

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In that case you can roll your eyes and say to yourself how stupid they are for putting a hyperlink in the letter. LOL
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I don't know if it is actually awkward, but people always seem to be oblivious when I do weird things. I have also felt awkward thinking about an incident in my past. It should be fine to describe, but it would be another awkward moment to mention when you try to find out how to say it, even if I have already said it. Also, I doubt that dreams really count, but mine can be full of awkward moments from time to time. I am just glad I didn't change clothes in the middle of a cafeteria in real life, but I also know people wouldn't be THAT oblivious in real life. (Deleted some text.)
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People are oblivious to you being weird? I wish I could say the same for me...
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After I posted yesterday, I eventually sat in a chair that unceremoniously dumped me into the floor. It stayed standing up afterwards, so the chair is broken, but not able to be seen as broken if you just look at it. The event occurred with other people around.
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That happened to me once but people were worried about me instead of laughing for some reason.
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You've been practicing your Spanish and then somebody asks you a question in English and you answer in Spanish.
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Actually it always is good to try to be bilingual. LOL
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Today at work I was tidying out a basket of junk that was under my desk and I found a black paper 2 that had been nicely cut out.

I held it up to show my coworker and said "I found a number 2 in my basket! Wait..." :oops:

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Eep. A similar thing happened to me when I read my nephew a story where the character put on his cap. I inserted a “r” between the c and a.
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That moment when the inside of your ear itches and you stick your finger in to try to scratch it then pull your finger out and people are watching you and look grossed out.
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the awkward moment when you walk and you see another person walking on your way and when you try to move to the side, he moves to your side as well... happens to me a lot

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I can honestly say that does happen to me a ton also.
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I didn't expect no one to notice when I was breathing through my nose and a giant glob of snot landed on my shirt. I don't know how everyone missed it.
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...

It's a good thing I already ATE dinner a few hours ago or else I would be off food forever. :lol:

Then again, I just talked about using my finger to dig in my ear canal so...
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...... as long as it wasn't a Q-tip.

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That awkward moment when you wake up, realise you have slept in badly, just to hear the garbage truck pass by outside as you walk out of your bedroom...

...I really got to stop with my late nights :|
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That moment when your dog is being brought in the house by your mother after being outside and her rear isn't exactly clean so you tell your mother but your voice is too loud and there are people passing by on the street. :oops:
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NHWestoN wrote:...... as long as it wasn't a Q-tip.
A few drops of olive oil in before bed and a shower in the morning.
Your ear canal will feel cleaner than has in years. And you can do it yourself in isolation :)
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So let me get this straight: I am supposed to put the olive oil in my ear, right?
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Yes, it goes in your ear XD
It wouldn't do much to your earwax if you just ate it (which you probably do plenty of already). :D
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#Thatawkwardmoment when you're playing a jazzy record with a repeating rhythm and it skips perfectly in time with the music so you don't realise it's skipping until you've heard the same couple of bars about 20 times.
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Speaking of music or the creation of melodies when you are in a diner eating breakfast and you accidentally burp not only loudly so everybody can hear it but it matches up with the song that is playing on the radio at the time ("Back to You" by Selena Gomez).
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