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I slap you because logic occurs.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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i slap you because ____ logic.
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I slap you because … wait … I sorta agree with you … well, I slap you while I'm thinking this through.
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I slap you because you're busy thinking and I catch you off guard
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I slap you because I don't have time to think.
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I slap you because my online calc class is already makin' me mad
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I slap you because just the thought of calculus and math angers me!
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I slap you for being too calculating....
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I slap you because I can only thing of spunges.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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[Goldeneye menu music playing in the background]
*sets the game mode to Slappers Only*

*Smack*
*Smack*
*Smack*
*Smack*
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am the guy that chooses the shortest character in the game. I slap you because of it.
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i smack the controller out of your hands for picking oddjob.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I slap you for slapping the controller out of my hands. I almost made a typo and put salp.
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I slap you for losing control of the controller, causing this thread to go out of control.
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I slap you while I am picking the controller back up because I want to multitask.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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I slap you for constantly ringing.
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I slap for not letting him ring.
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I slap you for advocating unfettered bell noises.
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i slap you with a long distance bill
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I slapped you because.....actually i have nothing clever. You just got slapped for no reason. Sorry. It had to be done.
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I slap you so I don't get out of practice. Sorry. At my age, I forget things so easy.
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I slap you for slapping cute derp puppy
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I slap TUAM because I wanted to slap NHWestoN for slapping the puppy.
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I slap you for slapping me for slapping NHWesoN for slapping the dog because you wanted to slap NHWestoN for slapping the dog
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I slap you for your retaliatory slapping
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I slap you for oversimplifying things
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I slap you for not oversimplifying things
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I slap you for slapping me for slapping you for oversimplifying things after slapping me and then telling me that I should oversimplify.

Wow that was long.
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i use you to test a 100 rpm rotary auto-slapper.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I slap you because there was a leaf in front of me.
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I slap you for botanical overreaction.
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I slap you for proportionate reaction to botanical overreaction.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I slap you to see if it hurts more if my hand is covered in mayonnaise.
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I slap you because Buster's face is now covered in mayonnaise. (It's not "Cool Whip", is it?)
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I slap you for thinking that mayonnaise and cool whip might be the same. One is a sandwich condiment, the other is a brand of whip cream.
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I slap you for slapping people! That's not nice!
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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I slap you because you have cheese on your face.
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Zesortinge, to Hawkfang42 wrote:I slapped you because you repeated yourself. Is that okay?
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I slap you for revenge.
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i slap you for belatedly taking revenge on another. not his fault you got ninja'd.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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