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Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car

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Driving while you're on fire.
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Chasing dogs with your car
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using a car to travel while pulling sled dogs over a river.
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Drive with a calm children in the back.
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Driving across country in neutral gear.
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Take off your seat belt and sing a song to the rhythm of the beep beep beep beep.
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(every now and then i seem to find gems buried in this place...)

Get a hatchback, and four friends, take the engine and all the mechanical bits out, and see how fast you can make it go by pushing the doors. if anyone asks you're an armature bobsled team.
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Put your dog in the backseat with a saxophone. Speed. When you get pulled over, see if you can convince the officer that his arrest saved you from having to listen to the dog play "Melancholy Baby" until you went mad.

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Reinact ANY scene from Super Troopers.
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Drive with the luggage trunk open and at least three friends sitting backwards in your favorite sorts fear, waving large pennants that read "DUCKBERG"! Extra points if you bring rods and reels and simulate fly fishing.

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Drive in a car filled to the brim with Pokemon plushies to the point where they are literally spilling out of the car when the windows are rolled down.
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Restyle the car to look like Boaty McBoatface ... drive down the main street in a sailor suit with alternating facial expressions of disdain and befuddlement.

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Someone other than a mythbuster rebuilding their car so the body is on backwards.
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Rejigger the exhaust system to blow ping pong balls out of the tail pipe.

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modify the exhaust system to play a tuba. with a little mechanical thing that changes the notes hooked up to the drive shaft, so that the tempo is relative to your driving speed.
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A 1956 Nash Rambler (weird in itself) that leaves holiday cookie cutter tread marks when you lay rubber...
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spraypaint MY CAR! on the doors, flip the car upsidedown, sit on the transmission and skid down the highway on your roof.
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Get my hands on a 1911 Maxwell and drive that sweetie down Route 95.

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Drive in a sideways direction.
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Parking your Rambler in the orchestra pit during a performance of Othello...
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Diver a car entirely made out of curtains.
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Driving a car with no steering wheel
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Driving a SUV on Pluto.
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Taking my Greyhound bus out to play in the dog park.

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Fifty huge cars in a tiny car
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A family superhero van thats wheelchair accesible
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Putting a cow bell on your Taurus....

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Driving a car frame without using anything but the frame.
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Taking a DeSoto on a voyage of discovery.

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A car made entirely out of Paper Mache using pictures of cats
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Detained by the highway patrol because your gears look shifty.....

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