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Rains gum drops on you until complete anesthetization sets in.

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Pours large quantity of liquid Nitrogen on top of you.

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...causing you to be dissolved in great clouds of acidic steam.

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i'm just gonna seal whats left of both of you into a canister and fire it in the direction of the nearest black hole...
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...which causes the delivery system to blow up, splattering you into a colorful array of several thousand gooey pieces, providing a unexpected banquet to a large number of grateful creatures.

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Stabs you with this broken glass.
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Plunging you into a state of catatonic remorse, allowing your enemies to throw you unceremoniously into a vat of bubbling acid and old sox rags.

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I attack you with by slapping you with The Giant Foam Hand of Ignorance.
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i return fire with the foam finger gun gun
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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I throw a rubber duck.
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i blow the duck up and laugh at you.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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I hit you with the Lampshade of Light.
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I freeze you with a doctor pepper
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I pepper you with icey blasts from Mr. Freeze. (Hey, it coulda been MR. pIBB ;)

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Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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I lock you in a crowded theater showing nothing but pretentiously boring movies.
Please state the nature of your medical emergency.

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You are lost at sea and bombarded by homicidal flying fish afflicted with ear-splitting hiccups.....

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I use scissors to cut your wired earbuds

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i wire them to your ears.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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I throw a pancake at you
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I shoot you with lasers on my spaceship

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I eat them and barf them at you
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You are mobbed by a million murderous mops conjured up from my magic janitor bucket (patent pending).

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i let Disney know and they sue you into the ground.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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I do this.

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I bombard you with stale baguettes.
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I hose you with tank trucks of rancid butter...

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I bring down a rain of molten cheese upon you.
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I drop an angry moon on you.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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I send you off to the most secluded area in existence. With a container of anti-matter set to open when you get close.
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I throw a melon at you.
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I force you to watch a documentary called The Wonderful World of Plywood.
Please state the nature of your medical emergency.

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I make you watch Ms. Velma's Most Incredibly Magnificent Christmas Week.
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I throw you into a vat of chocolate syrup while you are dressed in white.
Please state the nature of your medical emergency.

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Staples trekkie to the U.S.S. Defiant.
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*snaps her fingers, and in a flash of light that looks suspiciously like someone superimposed an image of the white part of screen glare onto the scene, suddenly you're a fish*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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SHARK ATTACK !!! Or maybe you just get gummed by 10, 000 irate polliwogs.

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I bury you alive with a museum of awkward people.
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I throw you into a pit of lime Jell-O.
Please state the nature of your medical emergency.

“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell

“Among the many values in life, I appreciate freedom the most.” Haruki Murakami

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