Out Of Context Quotes
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Despondency Deli makes only crying sandwiches ... with sob slaw on the side.
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You don't get it. I hate this. The vibrations through my fists on contact, the taste of blood in my mouth, the sound of my heart in my ears. I hate it, I always have. But right now, in this moment, the only thing I hate more than it, is you.
Because you were right about me, I was a coward. Scared of what would happen if I snapped. Afraid that if I lost it this time, I'd never come back, that I'd finally, kill someone. But I'm not scared anymore.
Because there's no point in being afraid of the inevitable.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Legotron123
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“He’s not evil, he’s just orange.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"I hate you too"
Especially because of how sincere he says it,
Edit: I have a better one, "you're a good other"
No they are definitely not from the same thing
Especially because of how sincere he says it,
Edit: I have a better one, "you're a good other"
No they are definitely not from the same thing
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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"Show yourself..."
"you make me laugh, but only because I think you're kinda pathetic." *Mocking laughter*
"STOP THAT!"
*still laughing* "so you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached, and decided to become a supervillan. what, you couldn't get work as a rodeo clown?" *laughing continues*
"Don't you dare laugh at me."
*mocking laughter gets louder*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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So it wasn't the helmsman's fault at all! The glacial really DID run into the Titanic!
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“I like cats a lot more than I like being able to breathe.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BRATS! DON'T YOU DARE UNDERESTIMATE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Understand, you, lower life forms?
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Understand, you, lower life forms?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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“Bowser, nobody wants to talk to you about the philosophy of determinism, go home.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"Prince of that stupid joke I never understand! WOOSH THIS!"
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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“The quickest way to get someone to fanatically join your cause is to shoot them, tie them to a big balloon and then let them ride around in your cool helicopter, I guess.“
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Candy is dandy but liquor saves more on dental floss....
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“I have yet to see any evidence to suggest that any animals besides gerbils exist.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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*BOOM* "Note to self: nitroglycerine is not a substitute for vanilla extract"
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“All horses love being abandoned in active volcanos. It's like a vacation for them.“
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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If life gives you lemons, fling 'em at unsuspecting lightpoles.
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“It's not stealing so much as tidying up.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"The big pig finished the pies!"
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"Mario! Please snap out of it!"
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“Sewer Chef tries so hard and you take his efforts without even so much as a thanks.“
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"If it was vertical, it would be the vertex, but it's not so it's the horizon! Sheesh...."
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“Mario continues to ruin every life he touches.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"Is it a ladder, or a stepladder?"
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“I don't really like knowing that a crew of weaselfolk is inspecting my house at six in the morning every day.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Merry Christmas double post!
“Drop a church bell on an ice cream cone. Sure, why not.”
“Drop a church bell on an ice cream cone. Sure, why not.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"Well, it coulda been a tractor tire but a custard pie still doesn't quite work, either."
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“Nothing can break the emotional bond forged by slide puzzles! NOTHING!!“
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"If the condiment is called "ketchup", what is it trying to catch up to?"
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“What is Christmas? A miserable little pile of presents.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"Why can't anyone just be whelmed?" Robin, young justice
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“Knock knock, open up the door, it’s CRABS!”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"But for now, BRING ME CHILI FRIES!"
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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“LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', JARETT OF PANTOPHAGE!!! I JUST JUMPED DOWN YOUR THROAT!!! YOU START A WAR WITH THE LEWODANS AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!!! ONLY NEXT TIME, I'LL KNIT YOUR INTESTINES INTO A SWEATER!!!!”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You're looking, alive, and nonthreatening. It's nice to meet you, thanks for stopping by, whats your name?
*incoherent beeping, honking, modem screech, an argument, a tuba, bagpipes, and someone complaining something is hideous, all mashed together and played back at the same time*
*incoherent beeping, honking, modem screech, an argument, a tuba, bagpipes, and someone complaining something is hideous, all mashed together and played back at the same time*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Legotron123
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"Hey, you know what? When people are screaming and running one direction, I find it's best to just not question that and just assume they have more current information than I do. I don't like learning things the hard way, but I love letting other people learn the hard way for me!"
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
- Legotron123
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“I spent a LOT of time and killed a LOT of people to help a profoundly malfunctioning robot park a colonial era warship on top of a skyscraper this afternoon, and if you think I regret any of that, you don't know me very well.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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YAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *huff* Cardboard...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Well, I guess there's always chocolate pudding........
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“Remember, water is wet, Akechi likes pancakes, and two plus two equals GO TO BED!!!!!”
Alternatively:
*with fake French accent* “Hoh hoh hoh, welcome to ancient Japan!”
Alternatively:
*with fake French accent* “Hoh hoh hoh, welcome to ancient Japan!”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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“So....... What do we do now?”
“Well, our lives obviously peaked at preventing reality itself from collapsing. I think we should probably call it a day on adventures.”
“I’m barely in my twenties! This is literally the first thing I’ve ever accomplished!”
“And you knocked it out of the park. One and done.”
“Well, our lives obviously peaked at preventing reality itself from collapsing. I think we should probably call it a day on adventures.”
“I’m barely in my twenties! This is literally the first thing I’ve ever accomplished!”
“And you knocked it out of the park. One and done.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?