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the ability to forget how the english language works mid-
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The ability to go through absolutely everything and still suffer the effects of going through them.
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The ability to communicate with birds except that whatever you tell them comes off as ornithologically deranged.

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The ability to always have the ability backfire when you use an ability that should be extremely useful. It will always backfire in a way that will not help you.
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The ability to kill someone with a spoon by hitting them 467 times in the face with the spoon in a row

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The ability to attack ONLY by giving people papercuts.
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the ability to be everywhere but not be able to do anything

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Jolty-Kun wrote:The ability to attack ONLY by giving people papercuts.
That would be so useful, though

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the ability to accurately vocalize the sound of a dial up modem.
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The power to deflate children's party balloons by lowering one eyebrow.

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The power to see the future but it's limited to Teen Titans Go! TV schedule
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The power to pacify enraged hamsters.

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the power to melt one singular snowflake with your mind every half hour

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The power to put on your galoshes without bending over.

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the power to kill everyone within 10km by blinking. you can't turn it off.
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The power to pacify any dog, so long as they are outside of a five mile bubble, any dog inside said bubble will attack you
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The power render villains immobile with laughter over your jokes ... except none of your jokes are funny.

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the ability to do a flawless impression of unvoiced incompetent movie extras.
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the ability to make cars move an inch closer to you

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the power to ingest food without eating it.

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I have tsunami lung power but only when blown through a plastic bendy straw...

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The power to slide across surfaces like they were ice... but you can't control when it activates...

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The power to disappear in a puff of smoke. ... which, unfortunately, leaves you coated in a nasty, unremovable soot.

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The ability to transfer your need to evacuate your bowels to others.

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glowing green farts
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The ability to draw anything you want perfectly... but "Perfect" looks like a 3 year old's rendition of whatever it is.

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The power of having all the power, but having most of said power work against you.

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The power of being intangible, but still effected by gravity so you just fall to the center of the Earth.
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The power to turn smaller citrus fruits into field mice.

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The ability to copy anything perfectly...

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The power to command snakes ... except, of course, snakes can't hear.

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the power to make other people feel the exact amount of pain as you... emotionally/

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Throwing balls of sticky purple stuff.
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The ability to hurt yours enemies with your insults, but only when you reveal something so embarrassing that the insult just swings back to hit you.
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Disappear by fogging up your glasses on cue...

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The ability to not get sick by dying before you get sick.
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The power to not die of chocolate fudge pizza
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well for that matter any oddly specific immunity that you technically never needed in the first place qualifies

like immunity to mandarin orange peels.
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The power to drink water with a 100 meter long straw.
Buster wrote:well for that matter any oddly specific immunity that you technically never needed in the first place qualifies

like immunity to mandarin orange peels.
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The power to have your bladder burst because you are physically incapable of urinating.
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