2018/06/18 - Official Paperboard Presentation
2018/06/18 - Official Paperboard Presentation
[2018/06/18 - Official Paperboard Presentation]
Title Text: It's Always Sunny In This Economy
Well, it ain't gettin' any better.
Title Text: It's Always Sunny In This Economy
Well, it ain't gettin' any better.
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The wolves are going to mingle with the humans? This should be an interesting arc.
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but the economy is in shambles
I would hire a wolf... Imagine some lady being like "Umm can I see your manager?" and the BOOM it's a freacking wolf!
I would hire a wolf... Imagine some lady being like "Umm can I see your manager?" and the BOOM it's a freacking wolf!
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This Economy has gone to the dogs.
And by dogs I mean wolves.
And by wolves I mean dogs.
And by dogs I mean wolves.
And by wolves I mean dogs.
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Given this, either Poncho or Jack would do well as mechanics, or at least salvage yard workers.
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And now Lana takes her turn, eh,
Little princess of the silver screen;
as the replacement for her brother
she’s the best they’ve ever seen.
Merging sweetness and her brain
leads her onward with the plan.
Part one was never meant to last
so it’s time that part two began.
Casting the Wolves to the wild
and forcing them to try and mingle
might be a good idea for some…
I mean, Natalie IS still single?
Little princess of the silver screen;
as the replacement for her brother
she’s the best they’ve ever seen.
Merging sweetness and her brain
leads her onward with the plan.
Part one was never meant to last
so it’s time that part two began.
Casting the Wolves to the wild
and forcing them to try and mingle
might be a good idea for some…
I mean, Natalie IS still single?
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Yeah, but everytime the wlves have tried to "mingle" it has ended poorly...
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"Always this economy."
Haha! I always love Rick's social commentary jokes!
Haha! I always love Rick's social commentary jokes!
You are saying it like it's a bad thing!Xane wrote:"You can't ALL be sports mascots! ...some of you will have to be on cereal boxes."
20th century fox? Given that this is the year 2020, that fox must be dead by now. Sadface! : (
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It's good to see Lana making progress with the Equal Chance Program. Why is there the emphasis on the word "English"? Do wildlife have their own language? I hope the humans that get hired to replace the wolfs as security turn out better for the ferrets then Steward. If "It's Always 'This Economy'" was the ninth figure in an was so early Jack forgot about it, that must be a really long and boring presentation.
looking back, I guess security was basically the only job the Miltons gave to the wolf pack. Mile's cubs had the night shift at the construction site and Mile's generation was security for the mansion, the shotgun wedding, and Other Daryl specifically for the trip to Australia (I didn't see Snow, Elaine, or Lucretia at the mansion or with Jata, but I'm sure they just off panel in a different part of the building). The only one to branch out is Natalie with jobs as "bouncer", "warden" and "hitting with a stick". I guess Jack ran a storefront for an arc, but that was just because he had to get rid of the stuff because he was fined for having it.
looking back, I guess security was basically the only job the Miltons gave to the wolf pack. Mile's cubs had the night shift at the construction site and Mile's generation was security for the mansion, the shotgun wedding, and Other Daryl specifically for the trip to Australia (I didn't see Snow, Elaine, or Lucretia at the mansion or with Jata, but I'm sure they just off panel in a different part of the building). The only one to branch out is Natalie with jobs as "bouncer", "warden" and "hitting with a stick". I guess Jack ran a storefront for an arc, but that was just because he had to get rid of the stuff because he was fined for having it.
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Gosh Lana, that was brutal.
That said... I have a feeling this arc is going to be hilarious.
That said... I have a feeling this arc is going to be hilarious.
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"In English" is a pretty common way to tell someone to condense their speech to layman's terms and/or get to the point.
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You know, it might be a better idea to start with the more human-compatible wolves and transfer them out of Milton Manor in stages.
Just for your _own_ safety. I mean, hiring a whole new security staff without a transition period? What can possibly go wrong?
Just for your _own_ safety. I mean, hiring a whole new security staff without a transition period? What can possibly go wrong?
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Even better bonus if you manage to become a mascot for off-brand Cookie CrispXane wrote:"You can't ALL be sports mascots! ...some of you will have to be on cereal boxes."
Bonus pay for a mascot on a Wheaties box!
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I'm not sure I'd say "It's the economy, stupid!" to a wolf. Interesting that the ferrets suddenly feel secure enough to sack the Miles' pak now that Keene has stepped down. Wonder if Breel will start trying to input on foundation decisions...
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Alright, this arc caught my attention.
So when do we see Jack become a broadway musician and poncho on the cover of magazines? =3
Also wondering if other pets will be jealous?
So when do we see Jack become a broadway musician and poncho on the cover of magazines? =3
Also wondering if other pets will be jealous?
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...and now.... "HOWL", The Musical !!! The Successor smash to "Out of the Woods"!! Game Cobra, you're a Broadway genius!!
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Lana, you suck at explaining
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Ahem, she has a paperboard presentation standee, hence she is EXCELLENT at explainingFrank wrote:Lana, you suck at explaining
I'm sure the cold hand of science will be able to overcome his magical powers
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Jack is just great at pretending he hasn't got it.rickgriffin wrote:Ahem, she has a paperboard presentation standee, hence she is EXCELLENT at explainingFrank wrote:Lana, you suck at explaining
He is ALSO great at not getting it.
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Welllll … any argument does become more convincing when written on butcher paper and mounted on a three-legged easel....
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Jack's golden rule of thumb if things don't work out: Blame the Economy. Someone will explain it for him.Welsh Halfwit wrote:Jack is just great at pretending he hasn't got it.rickgriffin wrote:Ahem, she has a paperboard presentation standee, hence she is EXCELLENT at explainingFrank wrote:Lana, you suck at explaining
He is ALSO great at not getting it.
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They tried "blame it on the Bossa Nova", remember?
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New story arc. Uhm, if the wolves are good in doing security job, and maybe they also like to do it, why they have to change that job? Maybe, with the leaving of Keene, their job has now reached the end? It's a good opportunity for them, anyway, can't blame Lana. Eh, everything does economy.
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I love this time of the evening. When Cesco posts. Regular as clockwork and full of insight.Cesco wrote:New story arc. Uhm, if the wolves are good in doing security job, and maybe they also like to do it, why they have to change that job? Maybe, with the leaving of Keene, their job has now reached the end? It's a good opportunity for them, anyway, can't blame Lana. Eh, everything does economy.
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Interviewer: Alright Mr. Wolf let's look at your resume
Ferris Wheel Operator: https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... em-a-hand/
Professional Referee: https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... my-friend/
Liberator of Unwanted Goods: https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... eaning-up/
Sign Painter: https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... your-sign/
Mechanic: https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... hot-deals/
Interviewer: Huh, I see you listed retail experience. Can you tell me about that?
https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... rube-tube/
Interviewer: You have listed here, Guard Dog. Can you give me some more details?
https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... custodiet/
Interviewer: I'm sorry to say that you do not meet the qualifications for this line of work. Might I suggest Monster.com or Indeed.com. I heard that the IHOB down the road is hiring.
Ferris Wheel Operator: https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... em-a-hand/
Professional Referee: https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... my-friend/
Liberator of Unwanted Goods: https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... eaning-up/
Sign Painter: https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... your-sign/
Mechanic: https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... hot-deals/
Interviewer: Huh, I see you listed retail experience. Can you tell me about that?
https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... rube-tube/
Interviewer: You have listed here, Guard Dog. Can you give me some more details?
https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... custodiet/
Interviewer: I'm sorry to say that you do not meet the qualifications for this line of work. Might I suggest Monster.com or Indeed.com. I heard that the IHOB down the road is hiring.
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Welsh Halfwit wrote:Jack is just great at pretending he hasn't got it.rickgriffin wrote:Ahem, she has a paperboard presentation standee, hence she is EXCELLENT at explainingFrank wrote:Lana, you suck at explaining
He is ALSO great at not getting it.
Thanks, I needed the laugh
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Neat pix, Frank.
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Oh it's old, but it said what I needed to say hereNHWestoN wrote:Neat pix, Frank.
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I have to admit, 9 years seems to me like a long time to wait to jump to phase 2....but then again, these guys are a tough bunch to aclimate.Argent wrote:You know, it might be a better idea to start with the more human-compatible wolves and transfer them out of Milton Manor in stages.
Just for your _own_ safety. I mean, hiring a whole new security staff without a transition period? What can possibly go wrong?
20th century fox? Given that this is the year 2020, that fox must be dead by now. Sadface! : (
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I have a sense, Sill, that Lana scribbled out "phase two" about a day and a half ago over her Cheerios. Or not....