Why You Slapped The User Above You

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun May 14, 2017 6:51 pm

i slap you for exaggerating.
It's not EVERY thread, just all of the ones on page 1 & 2 worth posting in that my post isn't the last one.

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Sun May 14, 2017 8:47 pm

I slap you for only replying to threads on page 1 and 2
I'm totally not hypocritical in any way.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon May 15, 2017 12:49 pm

I slap you because you look like an Eldridge monstrosity.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon May 15, 2017 5:15 pm

i slap you for being hypocritical.
A siluhette kitty is no weirder than a robotic teddy bear.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:20 pm

I, with my five fingers and holding the palm in direction of one of your two cheeks, I will add enough force to my hand, in direction to the elected cheek to produce a disgusting and ardent sensation on it, typically named "pain" in name of you accusing someone of something that you are not aware that you are doing also in this very moment. Then I will proceed to protect myself from future similar accusation by knowing and being very aware of what I am doing, in which in this actual time I haven't done anything similar that would point to being similar to my actual accusation that is being directed at you, and in which now you are being punished for it.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:27 pm

i slap you upside the head for being way too wordy with that post.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:49 pm

I slap you yo rescue your face from the hideous tarantula reaching for your nose to swing out and bestow a romantic, hair-and-filth encrusted spider smooch on your astonished opened mouth....

PS. I'M really sorry I slapped you.

PPS. I' m sorry about the spider splatter.

PPPS. I'M sorry if I offended any readers who are of the arachnid persuasion.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:38 pm

I slap you with a parking ticket for the thread being idle so long.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:53 pm

I slap you for bumping so many posts

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:27 pm

I slap you for posting so many bumps....

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:33 pm

i slap you for not having an icon.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:26 pm

I slap you for being a serial bumper

MX682XM · Post by **MX682XM** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:47 pm

I slap you for having an unstable profile pic.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:54 pm

I slap you for your "stabilitisticalist" elitism.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Feb 01, 2018 7:13 am

I slap you for having four capitalized letters in your Username instead of three.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:58 pm

I very carefully slap your foot because I need to vent past frustrations, also because I am bored.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:00 am

I slap you because I was aiming for the spider on your face.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Feb 26, 2018 2:44 am

I thought you went blue screen on us.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:48 pm

I slap you for not slapping me like the rules of the game say and for thinking I was dead.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:52 pm

I slap you for giving two answers when only one was nececary.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:56 pm

I slap you for treating fingers as binary digits.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:45 pm

i slap you for underestimating the usefulness of an efficient counting system.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Thu Mar 01, 2018 1:39 am

I slap you because I’m sad and bitter inside.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:16 am

I slap you because you're supposed to hurt the ones you like.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Mar 01, 2018 3:43 pm

I slap you for patrolling this game.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:02 pm

I slap you for not having a neck.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:21 pm

i slap you for sending his head flying out the window.

MX682XM · Post by **MX682XM** » Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:02 pm

I slap you for making awesome looking dragons

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:21 pm

I slap you because I know you won't ask why.

HylianMadness · Post by **HylianMadness** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 12:54 am

I slapped you because you shouldn't be self-deprecating. You're at least a 75%-wit!

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:38 pm

I slapped you just so the next person can slap me for being so weird.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 6:49 pm

I slap you in the hopes of knocking you out and stealing the triforce off your collar.

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Rats! only 'power' again... why does that keep happening?!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:01 am

I slap you to try to knock the psycho out of you. (That's a psycho Ranger for those who don't know)

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 1:44 pm

Slapping the poems right outta ya :3

Post by **Render** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 2:28 pm

I slap you for slapping a poet.

MX682XM · Post by **MX682XM** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:10 pm

I slap you for even thinking about electrocuting pets

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:26 pm

I slap you for being an unquestioning sheep.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:12 pm

You get slapped for bullying complacent livestock.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:49 pm

I slap you because you were at the premier of the movie The Slappening.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 1:48 am

I slap for for having a hard to pronounce username.