Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
- Buster
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Laughing is actually you regurgitating all of the Unfunny jokes the funny one is purging from your system.
Why, Snowman..?
Why, Snowman..?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because cottage cheese.
What is an apple pie made out of.
What is an apple pie made out of.
- CyberDragon
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Coconuts and pomegranates.
Why is water wet?
Why is water wet?
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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Game Master for Beacon of Hope. The one and only superhero RP! Join here!
- Buster
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because it hasn't had a chance to get a tan yet.
Why is there no question here?
Why is there no question here?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because it flew away.
What color is purple?
What color is purple?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Yes.
How am eat foods?
How am eat foods?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Precisely !!
If lizards could, would you?
If lizards could, would you?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Maybe on Tuesday, but only at night.
When is Mars?
When is Mars?
- CyberDragon
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Orange.
What's the Square Root of a banana?
What's the Square Root of a banana?
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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Game Master for Beacon of Hope. The one and only superhero RP! Join here!
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
-Champion Motto
Game Master for Beacon of Hope. The one and only superhero RP! Join here!
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Banana split infinitive.
How many miles can a bicycle go on a gallon of olive oil?
How many miles can a bicycle go on a gallon of olive oil?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
'Merica, heck yeah!
how many metrical gallons is a missile worth?
how many metrical gallons is a missile worth?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
All of them.
Do icebergs tango?
Do icebergs tango?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Yes, but only on Tuesdays.
How much grape would a grapechuck chuck if a grapechuck could chuck grapes?
How much grape would a grapechuck chuck if a grapechuck could chuck grapes?
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
-Champion Motto
Game Master for Beacon of Hope. The one and only superhero RP! Join here!
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
-Champion Motto
Game Master for Beacon of Hope. The one and only superhero RP! Join here!
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Grapenut
Are all melons watermelons if they have water?
Are all melons watermelons if they have water?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Yes, but only is the secret ritual is preformed at midnight on a sunny afternoon.
How many bacon can you feed a goku before he has a heart attack?
How many bacon can you feed a goku before he has a heart attack?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Unknown since the kidneys invariably fail first...
How long must icing occur before it's frosting?
How long must icing occur before it's frosting?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
About 183852635400 periods of the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom.
Why is this post number 778 in this thread?
Why is this post number 778 in this thread?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because 777 was taken
Why is the sky red?
Why is the sky red?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
All the Blue got used up on the oceans.
Can fish dance?
Can fish dance?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Only the robot.
If we're looking at now, now, and we passed then just now, when will be soon?
If we're looking at now, now, and we passed then just now, when will be soon?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Eventually.
Where will we get lollipops when all the herring have flown to Angola?
Where will we get lollipops when all the herring have flown to Angola?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
the same place as always. they're actually just fermented oompaloompa eyes.
Why?
Why?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
That report is locked up for now in the subcommittee.
How does a bassoon reproduce?
How does a bassoon reproduce?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
When a bassoon and a monsoon are in a relationship they METAPHOR REDACTED. METAPHOR ALSO REDACTED. and no seriously I don't want to set off the filter. Use your imagination. with a pipe wrench.
Where can I get vegan hamburger?
Where can I get vegan hamburger?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Ask your local cannibal
Is the sky wet?
Is the sky wet?
- Buster
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
only when it's orange in the mornings and evenings. the paint turns blue/black as it dries.
how do you join the forum?
how do you join the forum?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
You don't...the forum joins you.
Why are there no rattlesnakes in jazz quartets?
Why are there no rattlesnakes in jazz quartets?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The fact that they play the drums by literal head-banging makes them fit in better with Metal bands.
of oranges are called oranges why aren't bananas called "yellows"?
of oranges are called oranges why aren't bananas called "yellows"?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
'Cause "Y'ellow" is how they say "Hi" in upper Michigan and, yes, they have no bananas....
Where does the sun go when it's down?
Where does the sun go when it's down?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
To Australia.
Why do dogs howl at our moon only and not at Saturn's moons for example?
Why do dogs howl at our moon only and not at Saturn's moons for example?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because only cats howl to those
What is love? baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
What is love? baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Love is a many splendored sting.
What is time?
What is time?
- Buster
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Not that.
If it's called a parking space, does that mean it's safe to land a spaceship on?
If it's called a parking space, does that mean it's safe to land a spaceship on?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Well, if there's enough space and it's parking....
Which breeds are the dog days of summer for?
Which breeds are the dog days of summer for?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Not enough for the Winter days.
What's green and red?
What's green and red?
Did you know my friends call me "The Great Pontificator"! Or was it "The Great Time Waster"?
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Sometimes, being a Sentient Inflatable means air is the only answer for true happiness
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Sometimes, being a Sentient Inflatable means air is the only answer for true happiness
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Wouldn't know, I'm daltonic
What year is it?
What year is it?
- Buster
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
We stopped using 'years'
The date is 15261.2
Why are there frogs in my train tunnel?
The date is 15261.2
Why are there frogs in my train tunnel?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because apparently the box cars need to be "toad"....
...but do you recall the mist famous reindeer of all?
...but do you recall the mist famous reindeer of all?
- Buster
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Of course! Doomlaser the unkillable, ender of holidays!
why does have such a pathetic beard?
why does have such a pathetic beard?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.