1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Driving while you're on fire.
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Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Chasing dogs with your car
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
using a car to travel while pulling sled dogs over a river.
Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Drive with a calm children in the back.
My characters!
I got too many colors to remember. I'll put them here to see. Aren't they nice? Yep! Absolutely!
(There's actually 6 eggs, but I ran out of links)
I got too many colors to remember. I'll put them here to see. Aren't they nice? Yep! Absolutely!
(There's actually 6 eggs, but I ran out of links)
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Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Driving across country in neutral gear.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Take off your seat belt and sing a song to the rhythm of the beep beep beep beep.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
(every now and then i seem to find gems buried in this place...)
Get a hatchback, and four friends, take the engine and all the mechanical bits out, and see how fast you can make it go by pushing the doors. if anyone asks you're an armature bobsled team.
Get a hatchback, and four friends, take the engine and all the mechanical bits out, and see how fast you can make it go by pushing the doors. if anyone asks you're an armature bobsled team.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Put your dog in the backseat with a saxophone. Speed. When you get pulled over, see if you can convince the officer that his arrest saved you from having to listen to the dog play "Melancholy Baby" until you went mad.
- Buster
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Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Reinact ANY scene from Super Troopers.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Drive with the luggage trunk open and at least three friends sitting backwards in your favorite sorts fear, waving large pennants that read "DUCKBERG"! Extra points if you bring rods and reels and simulate fly fishing.
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Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Drive in a car filled to the brim with Pokemon plushies to the point where they are literally spilling out of the car when the windows are rolled down.
Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Restyle the car to look like Boaty McBoatface ... drive down the main street in a sailor suit with alternating facial expressions of disdain and befuddlement.
- Buster
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Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Someone other than a mythbuster rebuilding their car so the body is on backwards.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Rejigger the exhaust system to blow ping pong balls out of the tail pipe.
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Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
modify the exhaust system to play a tuba. with a little mechanical thing that changes the notes hooked up to the drive shaft, so that the tempo is relative to your driving speed.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
A 1956 Nash Rambler (weird in itself) that leaves holiday cookie cutter tread marks when you lay rubber...
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Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
spraypaint MY CAR! on the doors, flip the car upsidedown, sit on the transmission and skid down the highway on your roof.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Get my hands on a 1911 Maxwell and drive that sweetie down Route 95.
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Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Drive in a sideways direction.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Parking your Rambler in the orchestra pit during a performance of Othello...
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Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Diver a car entirely made out of curtains.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Driving a SUV on Pluto.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Taking my Greyhound bus out to play in the dog park.
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Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Fifty huge cars in a tiny car
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
A family superhero van thats wheelchair accesible
Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Putting a cow bell on your Taurus....
- Zesortinge
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Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Driving a car frame without using anything but the frame.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Taking a DeSoto on a voyage of discovery.
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Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
A car made entirely out of Paper Mache using pictures of cats
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Re: 1,000,000,000 to be wierd in a car
Detained by the highway patrol because your gears look shifty.....