Out Of Context Quotes
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"It makes complete sense if you don't really think about it!"
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"Your comments were very hurtful. You degrade both me AND pregnant whales!"
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"Scorpions, what is wrong with you? Stop hiding in bananas in Pittsburg area Wal-Marts, get your act together, and fight terrorism like snakes and bees!"
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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"Whispered words screaming in my ears as I sleep. Disturbing the slumber of fairies dancing perhaps the silver I needed yes, I committed murder but what else could I do? Punk's never been pretty, it would never allow me to… Now my face has puffed up eyes possessed by toxic tears scorching soggy cheeks I've never felt so pretty prettier than in the dress with black leather gloves embracing my wary hands holding the microphone of truth I wish you knew me I'll accept the daggers graciously because I have to I'll accept the daggers graciously because I want to bleed respectfully I ask you to know defiantly I am not ready to go my angels kissed your forehead tonight did you feel them? They want you to know me and so do I."
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"What if I want my neighbor to also be my lampshade?"
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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"A BLOOD SACRIFICE!! I haven't seen one of those since the last time I died."
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"One hour in and he's fighting mutant Pound Puppies."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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(crickets)
"He just ran in there didn't he?"
"Yep."
"Is that hindsight talking, or beer goggles?"
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"Lets not get crazy."
"TOO LATE!"
"Say something you idiot!"
"Something... heh heh..."
"Wha-... How-... I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!"
"I would like to quote the great William Shakespere... but to tell you the truth, I don't think he actually said it."
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No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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"You know, Sam, you almost made that stupid line work. But you didn't. You still had to say the words 'mutant french poodle,' but it was a good try."Legotron123 wrote:"One hour in and he's fighting mutant Pound Puppies."
Also:
"Suddenly, Cthulhu!"
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Even though it's more of a fanfic then a quote, I'll still post it here:
Once upon a time there was an ugly man. He lived in the Jungle.
He was half man half monster. He ate green gorillas. When he was 3 he was very nice. Then when he was 12 he turned into a monster! His name is the purple graveyard monster.
His planet was called oookkyy. He has a space ship. It can go 8,000,000 miles a day. On thursday 1980 he went to earth that very day.
Then he saw another planet. It was called earth.
Then he landed in the Mississippi river.
Then the monster saw something. It was captan America!
Captan America fainted. He was hypnotized. Then he got unhypnotized. For that he shot a laser at him. Captan America took his shield out
and Palaaka! It reflected back to the monster!
...to be continued...
Once upon a time there was an ugly man. He lived in the Jungle.
He was half man half monster. He ate green gorillas. When he was 3 he was very nice. Then when he was 12 he turned into a monster! His name is the purple graveyard monster.
His planet was called oookkyy. He has a space ship. It can go 8,000,000 miles a day. On thursday 1980 he went to earth that very day.
Then he saw another planet. It was called earth.
Then he landed in the Mississippi river.
Then the monster saw something. It was captan America!
Captan America fainted. He was hypnotized. Then he got unhypnotized. For that he shot a laser at him. Captan America took his shield out
and Palaaka! It reflected back to the monster!
...to be continued...
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Dear Kids,
Your Aunt Viv and I would both like to apologize for the incident which occurred on Thanksgiving this year. We both felt strongly about the turkey neck, but certainly those feelings are not as strong as the feelings for the members of our family.
Please accept our apologies. I'm sure next year will be much better.
Love, Uncle Jay
Your Aunt Viv and I would both like to apologize for the incident which occurred on Thanksgiving this year. We both felt strongly about the turkey neck, but certainly those feelings are not as strong as the feelings for the members of our family.
Please accept our apologies. I'm sure next year will be much better.
Love, Uncle Jay
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A hat! What, what did you think I was going to do?
Besides, it goes really well with my giant robot.
Besides, it goes really well with my giant robot.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Dominos is reigning SUPREME!
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Pineapple!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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With all due respect, BE GONE, sir!
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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"Pumpkin?! What?! What?! Pumpkin?! What?!
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"Oh, it's one of those cats that are immune to aliens."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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"Have you ever been eating pizza and swallowed a real long piece of mozzarella cheese? I mean, a piece of cheese that's so long that it's still in your mouth but goes down your throat and you have to physically pull it out of your throat. Now, imagine that you pull it out and another piece appears in the same place over and over again. That's just one part of what makes this so bad."
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"FRIENDSHIP AND DANCING AND EASTERN ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE WON THE DAY."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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"kill me quick ya ya ya so i can win the contest so i can win the contest"
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"The moles! They find a way! They find a way! They are like homing missiles!"
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It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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we already have a blob of goo in a suit, and a four armed marsupial-cat-reptile. I'm pretty sure you can get away with anything.
DID YOU JUST LAUNCH A CHAINSAW AT ME?!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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"Oh my goodness, a plane crash! You know what that means...hippos."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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"They got sand in the potato salad!"
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"We have a hostile group of enhanced beings in Gotham. And... um... I'm not sure how to say this... Batman's been taken by a flying pink dinosaur robot."
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"I did you a solid and now I'm part of a terrorist cell!"
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"Batman, get in the Mastodon."
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Crowds lined the Mall today as Holy Roman Emperor Winston Churchill returned to the Buckingham Senate on his personal mammoth
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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"NO! The machete is not a toy!"
I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
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"I managed to capture the exact moment I was murdered by a level 1007 chocolate-covered strawberry on a fork."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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"Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum"
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how could Vader Chat still wiggle his eyebrows!?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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“You know what they say, the bigger they are, the more expensive their toy is at Walmart.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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"i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream."
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"Well, I'm saying hell with it, we're the 'Children of Restoration'. I'm probably offending some church in Baltimore right now, but that's just too bad. We need to summon the mothership and it's not going to happen if people think we're the Mickey Mouse Club."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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"That would just be far too complicated. And if only one person is controlling the robot, there is no reason to not give everyone their own giant robots"
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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“Tinting should be like a spice: save it for a flashback sequence.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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