Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for being on fire.
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banned for not being on fire...also licking
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banned for getting rust stains on the furniture.
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Banned for making fun of elderly Borgs
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Banned for thinking I'm an elder -_-
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Banned for thinking I'm that guy when obviously I relate more to Tiger
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Banned for letting the Alzheimer's set in. You're a cyborg, you can do better than this!
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Banned for shipping sunk ships
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What did ya say 'bout grapenut boi?
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Banned for being a Stage 5 Stalker
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Banned for wanting to wake up millions of people.
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banned for being attacked by a puppy
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Banned for not being human.
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Banned for insisting that's the only option.
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Banned for being human
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Banned for being hypocritical.
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banned for not being in a mixed mathematical state
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you are banned for keeping this thread alive and not telling me.
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banned for not telling me what we haven't told you
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Banned because your HP discord link is invalid/expired.
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Banned because you're right!



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Banned for asking us to wait.
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Banned for missing the joke!
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banned for making easily missed jokes.
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Banned for too much green.
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Banned for having a furry avatar
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Banned for reasons you don't know.
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Banned for changing your profile picture to something too optimistic!
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Banned for wanting HellishK9 to be pessimistic.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for having slightly uneven horns
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Banned because that was intentional. Also banned for reviving every old game thread in existence.
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Banned for miscounting. i only revived a page and a half of threads, not all eight.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You are banned for not reviving eight threads!
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You are banned for posting such a big image
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you are banned for freaking peanut out.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You are banned for replying to a lot of threads
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You are banned for failing to stop me in any meaningful way. :P
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You are banned for reasons I'm too lazy to think of.
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Banned for being lazy.
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